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Nave saw the pork belly in the first part: three catties of pork belly. How did Ji Xiaolan skillfully match the second part?
After Kangxi's prosperity and Yongzheng's prosperity, when Qianlong succeeded to the throne, the treasury resources were sufficient, and Qianlong did not need to worry about the treasury, so many expenses were not too concerned. When the incumbent does not pay enough attention, corruption seems to be a matter of course. This is how officials headed by He Kun started the road to corruption. There are many shopping processes in the Qing Palace, but coupled with the atmosphere of corruption, a series of departments have been damaged. Even buying a handful of onions, which used to go through more than 50 departments to achieve the purpose of mutual supervision, has now become more than 50 departments greedy for their own money, resulting in seven onions.
Ji Xiaolan had no chance to find it. On one occasion, He Kun went out for dinner with him and Gan Long. When He Kun saw the pork belly, he wanted to help Gan Long and made a pair. Three Jin of pork belly. ? Ji Xiaolan a listen to, the opportunity came, right away? Five dollars, two dollars, six dollars and seven onions. ? From their point of view, this time he did not show his literary talent, and Kun immediately challenged him. Whose onion is so expensive? You know, five taels of silver is less. But this is in line with Ji Xiaolan's original intention. He immediately told Ganlong that he could ask the account number of the chef. When Qianlong was interested, he asked me, and he also brought his account book to have a look. As soon as I asked this question, the question came out. Qianlong was furious and thoroughly investigated the matter. He Kun was embarrassed to say that he dug a hole and jumped himself, which caused a lot of trouble.
This bottom line is clever, but it is not clever, but it is skillfully used in occasions, which can not only avoid the deliberate embarrassment of He Kun, but also put corruption on the table of Qianlong, thus attracting Qianlong's attention and facing up to the various expenditures of the state treasury. I wonder if you agree with me on this bottom line?
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