How to pretend to play football for the first time? [Humorous joke]

1. Put your hands on your head when you run.

2. Stay next to your opponent, no matter how far his position is from football.

If you have nothing to do, just stand by your goal and watch your goalkeeper smile.

4. When grabbing the ball, turn the raised hand into a rotating shape while running.

When you take the ball to the opponent's goal and the enemy goalkeeper comes to grab your ball, don't kick the ball, kick the goalkeeper's ass.