I'm going to the girl in Doby to tell some jokes.

The babysitter was very loud, and the host told her that all the people who came here tonight were important people, so be sure to keep your voice down. After dinner, the host plays cards with the guests. After cleaning up, the little babysitter wanted to go to bed early, so she leaned into her master's ear and whispered, "Then I'll go to bed first."

I always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to express myself, let alone touch her. She got married after graduation, and my husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was breast-feeding, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, put my hand on her boobs, and then told her doll, call uncle, don't shout, don't eat!

Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" Yes, you used to be a teacher in Xicheng primary school? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled. I am your student. Mrs Mary smiled and relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I punish you for copying it 1000 times. "I made a mistake when I ran the red light. I won't do it again."

Swallow went to Wei Zi's boudoir for the night. The two sisters had a pillow fight and were about to fall asleep when they heard a knock at the door. Wei Zi patted her white leg: "Oh, I forgot to tell him that you are going to sleep here tonight ..." The swallow asked calmly: "Is it Erkang?" Two Ziwei flowers blushed and said shyly, "No, it's Ertai ..." The swallow smiled with wide eyes: "The surname is Fulai, and it's not like a family doesn't knock."

Listen to what my husband told me yesterday. A man called the police anxiously and said, come to the bridge quickly. There were two bombs here, and then all the police quickly dispatched. As a result, they came to the bridge and found a group of people at the landlord's desk. There are four twos and two kings. What do you think is funny? Let me tell you another story. There was a boy who had a crush on a girl for a long time, and then they went climbing that day. The girl said, my great mother, you are so beautiful, and then called the boy my great mother-in-law you are so beautiful.

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