Wonderful connotation jokes of husband and wife.

Wonderful connotation jokes of husband and wife.

Wonderful husband and wife connotation joke: A mosquito lies on his wife's face and sucks blood. Suddenly I got angry, dared to stare at my wife and slapped her three times. . .

Wonderful lovers connotation joke-1. One day, my wife bought online at home. I stepped aside, turned my chair around and said to her, wife, I want to grow old with you!

My wife was very moved after hearing this, and said to me: Husband, I also want to grow old with you.

I quickly said: wife, I won't buy more than two thousand dollars of anti-aging essence!

2、? You just play mahjong all day and don't do housework at all. Is this ridiculous? I work hard at work, and I have to wait on you after work. Why? Why are you in charge of economic power? As a man, I have only one hundred pieces of pocket money every month, which I can't bear. Today I want you to know what a man is. ?

After that, I took a few photos of my wife, who was really Japanese.

3. When there is a ghost film on TV, my wife asks me: Are you afraid of ghosts?

I said, I'm not afraid.

My wife asked me: Why?

I said, I'm not afraid of your makeup removal. What a ghost!

I went to pick up my wife from work yesterday. I ride a motorcycle. Seeing my wife standing there from a distance and many other female colleagues, I wanted to float over and pose handsomely.

As a result, a dog accidentally fell and ate shit. . .

I got up and shouted, wife, I'm coming!

Who knows that the goods came with a puzzled face: You . Who are you? ! ! ?

Wonderful couple connotation joke 2 1, wife:? Honey, is it better to have a boy or a girl?

Husband:? Just be yourself, just be yourself! ?

2. I dug my wife's ear hole last night, and everything I dug was wet. My mouth asked:? Why is earwax dry before marriage and wet now? ? Wife:? I'm crazy to marry you! ?

Today, my wife told me: Honey, the Taobao shopping cart is full again. ?

Remembering that she had overdrawn her card, she said helplessly:? Buy it next time you get paid! ?

After a while, she said excitedly, I resigned from you, and now your company accountant wants you to settle your salary! ?

4. female a:? My husband is ten years younger than me, young enough! ?

Woman b:? I watched my husband grow up! ?

At home, my wife listens to me very much. For example, I said: wife, I wash the dishes, you play, and she runs away. . As a man, you must have prestige at home, even if your wife doesn't listen! ! !

3 1, the house is on fire, and it suddenly occurred to me that my wife was still inside when I escaped. ? Get out of my way. Let me in. Let me in. ? The fireman told me.

2, lunch, only the last piece of ribs, my husband insisted on giving it to me, I said to you, we gave each other humility, and finally my husband said: people like you can't kill, can't scold, can't strangle, can only be moved to death. . .

My wife wants to jump off the roof. The police urged me to persuade her to give up the idea of suicide.

Looking at the despair on her face, my heart ached and I smiled bitterly. What is in my heart? Your courier has arrived? But there is always no exit!

4. I went out to walk the dog in the morning and came back to find that I didn't lead the dog.

The daughter-in-law said:? I told you not to go out when the fog is too heavy. Look, you brought someone else's dog back! ?

As soon as I heard this, I took my wife's hand and said happily, honey, come on, let's go out for a walk. ?

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