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Naruto Shui Mu's lines

6: 32 (to Iruka)

Mr. Iruka, his athletic ability and physical strength are excellent, and he has finished the separation. Let him pass.

7:50 (to Naruto)

Mr. Iruka didn't bother you.

Maybe he wants you to be really strong, because he is also an orphan.

This is also a helpless move. Let me tell you a secret.

8: 57 (to Iruka)

Teacher Iruka, wake up!

Meet me at Lord hokage's! Naruto seems to have ... taken the book of seals.

10:03 (for yourself)

As long as Naruto is removed, the book of seals is mine!

1 1:09 (for Iruka and Naruto)

I can't believe you found this place.

Naruto, give me the scroll.

Naruto, Iruka is afraid that you will get the scroll.

Let me tell you the truth.

Twelve years ago, this village made a rule.

But Naruto, only you can't know what the rules are.

That is the rule that you must never mention that you are a fox.

In other words, you are the Kyubi no Youko fox who killed Iluca's parents and destroyed the village!

Don't you think it's strange that you have been kept in the dark and everyone hates you?

No one will accept you! Even Iruka hates you!

Go to hell, Naruto!

Stop making me laugh! Iruka has always held a grudge against you because you killed his parents! He only said that to get the scroll back.

(To Iruka) Naruto is not a person who changes his mind easily. He intends to take revenge on the villagers with that scroll. Did you just see his eyes? Those are fox's eyes.

Once I kill Naruto and get the scroll … you're next!

16:05 (turning into Iruka vs turning into Naruto)

Naruto! What Shui Mu just said is a lie! Give me the scroll! Shui Mu is pursuing it!

How did this happen? Why, Naruto? Why? How do you know I'm not Iluca?

I see ... Naruto killed your parents. Why are you defending him?

You idiot, Naruto and I are the same.

As long as you can learn the ninja on the scroll, you can do whatever you want. It is impossible for a fox not to use this power.

Yes, you hopeless guy … Iluka, I said I would deal with you later, but now I've changed my mind … die quickly!

(Naruto appears, to Naruto) You shouldn't do that.

Stop joking! I can kill you with one punch!

Try if you dare, fox!

How did this happen? (Then there was only screaming. )

It's hard, man. But I really want to ask, what do you need this for? . . .

I feel dizzy. I didn't expect another brother to be rich. Waste manpower and material resources.