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Do you know some wonderful courtship ways in the animal kingdom? Can you talk about it?

How wonderful is the courtship behavior of animals? Today we will learn about three wonderful courtship behaviors in the animal kingdom. Polar bears, scientists have found that polar bears actually rely on two pairs of smelly feet to find their partners. In fact, many animals use smell to convey information, so it is difficult for you to leave anything when you squeeze into accidental footprints in the snow. So the polar bear evolved a special magic weapon, that is Hong Kong foot. Their feet are covered with developed sweat and thick hair, and they don't wash their feet all year round. The accumulated foot odor can definitely make the cold wind tremble. It can be said that the foot odor can flow wherever the polar bear goes. The more smelly the feet, the greater the probability that the polar bear will be found by the other half. The more smelly the feet of the female bear, the more excited the male bear will be when mating.

A spotted hyena. Many people think that the spotted hyena is a typical matriarchal society, and the status of males can no longer be evaluated by meanness. Not as good as a dog. When eating in groups, the queen takes priority, other females eat in turn according to their status, and finally it is the male hound's turn. No wonder males are often smaller than females. In addition, females can stay in the family all the time, while males will be exiled when they grow up and have to serve in other families. Only when females are slaves can they get the right to mate. On the other hand, when the females of hyenas are romantic, they will grow a false tintin directly between their legs, which is very similar to that of males, and the longest can reach 18 cm, even larger than that of males. It is difficult for ordinary people to tell the truth from the false, but the special structure of female Dalmatians makes their mating very difficult, and it is impossible without the cooperation of females. Of course, if male hounds want to mate, they must please female hounds in all aspects. I didn't expect the fierce and aggressive African second brother to lick the dog at home.

Elephant seals are virgins all their lives and have no chance to mate all their lives. This is the fate of 80% males like seals. Courtship competition like seals is much more intense than you think. A male southern elephant seal weighing four tons was crushed on his little girlfriend weighing only 800 kilograms. Maybe you will think that this little girlfriend is really miserable. In fact, it can be said that this female elephant seal is very lucky because her boyfriend has hundreds of harem beauties, and she can stand out from many competitors and be spoiled. Every winter, seals of all ages gather on the beach, some breast-feeding, mating, sleeping in, fighting, and some standing in the distance ready to rob other people's wives. This is almost the busiest time of the year. The conditions for women to choose a spouse are very strict, and only the strongest and most capable men can win their favor. Therefore, male elites often become popular lovers and harem beauties, sometimes reaching hundreds, and may mate with more than 500 women in their lifetime. Among all men, less than 20% are elites, and the other 80% are destined to be single for life.