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I want to send a message that my mobile phone has fallen into the water.
1. The mobile phone fell into the water and thought it was waterproof. The result was too young, and almost all the information was lost.
2. The mobile phone fell into the water, and the spring breeze of the bowl was released when it fell in.
3. Do you have any enemies with your mobile phone? The newly bought mobile phone fell into the water, and the new screen was broken again.
The mobile phone fell into the water just after the salary was turned on, and the money was not warm yet.
5. The mobile phone can't be turned on immediately when it falls into the water! ! Put it in a rice bag for two days! Or it will burn!
6. Yesterday, the mobile phone fell into the water and the rear camera could not be used. It's tragic.
7. The only episode today was that the mobile phone fell into the water and took two sips of water and sand from the Yellow Sea.
8. I forgot my ID card, fell into the water, my mobile phone broke down, and I didn't bring my umbrella. What is wrong with me these days? Too bad!
9. The mobile phone was unlucky and fell into the water again. There is no sound when it is mentioned. Dry and charge. After the restart, calling the public address will be fine.
10. The mobile phone fell into the water, and the screen was completely spent, so it was forcibly turned off.
1 1. The mobile phone fell to the ground, and it rained, and the ground was full of water, indicating that the mobile phone fell into the water again.
12. Record a miserable day. The computer couldn't open the phone, and it fell into the water.
13. The mobile phone fell into the water, and the hair dryer saved more than ten minutes and worked for three hours. This is still ok. I hope he will be strong and survive the crisis safely.
14. The mobile phone fell into the water and broke down, so I was forced to change it. The photos are not backed up, the photos taken before are gone, and my heart is bleeding.
15. The mobile phone falls into the water three times a month, so go and fix it. People said helplessly,' Don't fall into the water'.
16. Everyone needs a mobile phone case with a dust plug! I'm talking about the conjoined one! Just now, my mobile phone fell into the water, so I quickly fished it out and thought it was broken, but I didn't expect it to be okay.
17. The weather is fine in summer. The mobile phone fell into the water to dry all night, and it recovered itself the next morning.
18. The phone fell into the water and the button screen failed. I took it apart and repaired it myself.
19. Unexplained irritability, followed by several years of mobile phone fell into the water.
20. Probably too attached to the water, the mobile phone fell into the water again.
2 1. The mobile phone broke down on Friday night, and the internal and external screens were broken. At noon today, the mobile phone fell into the water again.
22. What is more irritating than getting caught in the rain is that the mobile phone fell into the water.
23. Immortal possession: The mobile phone can't answer the phone when it falls into the water, the touch screen of the mobile phone is broken, and the stomach hurts. Lost 100, dizzy and uncomfortable.
24. I had a dream last night that my mobile phone fell into the water, and then I fished it out, but nothing happened and there was no water. Good omen.
25. Drink milk tea and leave your umbrella in the milk tea shop. Have a meal and leave the mobile phone charger in the shop. Wash your hands and throw your mobile phone into the water. I'm afraid I've forgotten myself recently.
26. Every time I seem to gain a little more happiness, I carefully tell myself that I can't be too happy, just like I just earned 500 yuan and my mobile phone fell into the water.
27. I'm sorry that my mobile phone fell into the water, so I took it out and repaired it. The headphones can't connect to my mobile phone anymore.
28. Sadly, the mobile phone fell into the water, and Lele had a fever. Now I took my medicine, my mobile phone was turned off and I fell into the rice bowl. I hope everything will be fine when I wake up tomorrow!
29. My right eyelid jumped all day. As a result, my mobile phone just fell into the water, and my life was doomed.
3 1. Just now, the mobile phone fell into the water. Get it out at once. The music is still playing, and it's okay to turn on the camera. Should be ok?
When you get up in the morning, tell me the bad news that your mobile phone fell into the water. Can you live a little longer?
Funny and funny: it's none of my business for my mom's colleague to fall into the water.
1. One day, my girlfriend asked me: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first? ! ! Boyfriend replied: of course, save you! ! ! My mother's colleague fell into the water, which is none of my business! ! !
2, blind date, the girl wore a low-cut backless, so I took off my military coat and put it on her: you still don't wear it so exposed the first time you meet! Ah! ! ! She ran away screaming, leaving me naked.
3. In Chinese class, the teacher checks and recites famous sayings. The teacher read the last sentence, and then asked the students to read the next sentence. Teacher: There is a road in Shushan. Xiaohong: Diligence is the path. Teacher: There is no end to learning. Xiao Ming ... (Xiao Ming was stuck for a while and couldn't pick up, so the students couldn't hear clearly when they whispered. After a long time, Xiao Ming was in a hurry and blurted out four big words: turning back is the shore!
4. Once I came out of the canteen with a chubby classmate. It was rainy and slippery at that time. When I went down the steps, the fat man slipped and sat down on the ground. The fat man stood up and patted his ass and said nothing. At this time, a sister next to her said weakly, classmate, the tile is broken.
5. Hello? Television? Is your 100 yuan disclosure award true? It's true. That's good. Someone on Renmin North Road made a phone call and fell into the sewer. Let's go Okay, were you there? Yes, I'm going to jump
6. When I was a child, I passed by the construction site and saw the words "No admittance for idle people" hanging on the construction site. I thought, what's the big deal? One day I will walk in aboveboard. It's been more than ten years, and I'm strutting around with a shovel. . . . Stop talking and go to work. ...
7. It snowed today. Take a walk! I found a BMW in the distance ahead, catch up with it! I met another Buick! Pass it! Land Rover, Super! Rolls-Royce, Super! Bentley, still super! I can't help it I was too headstrong ... then the traffic police stopped me and asked, there is a traffic jam ahead! Why the fuck do you want to push forward on a donkey?
8. When I came back for the New Year, I couldn't help praising my colleagues: You are as frugal as I am, and you didn't buy yourself a new dress for the New Year. He: I bought myself new underwear. I pay attention to inner beauty!
9. The expert found that the word knife is wrong, because the sword has no eyes.
10. I told my mother: I want to go on a hunger strike to lose weight. Mom said nervously, no, hunger strike is harmful to your health. My heart suddenly warmed up: I will pay attention. Mom still shook her head: no, you are getting fatter now. People just think you've eaten too much. If you still get fatter after a hunger strike, isn't it your parents' fault? No, eat more. You must be your own mother, right?
1 1. Walking into a blind massage shop, I asked my boss: Are all your masters blind? The boss said: Yes. So I told him, well, I'll come back when they are not busy.
12. I accused my uncle in the canteen: this taro is too stale. A look is the leftovers sold a few days ago! Uncle shook his head and said affectionately: All taro in the world are reunited after a long separation.
13. Wang Chao saw me when I was drinking yogurt today. He said, big brother, you are so rich, why are you licking the lid when you drink yogurt? I used my quick wits: What do you know? I only eat this. Then I threw away the yogurt. How witty!
14. I went to the civil affairs bureau today, and an old man and woman came to divorce. The old man helped the old ladies upstairs. As soon as they sat down, they began to quarrel. The main reason for the initial incident was that the old man made two mistakes when he put the leaves and vegetables together while cooking. The old lady is angry and doesn't want a divorce. They quarreled with the old man and poured water for the old lady. The old man said that he would still live together after the divorce, and the old lady said that meals should be eaten separately. Fancy show love. . .
15. Name: Xiaoming, gender: male, age: Although born in 197 1, he will always be a pupil, and his date of birth and death is (197 1- the end of the world). He is good at making ink on his exercise book, and when he walks to the school gate, he finds that he forgot to bring it. ...
16. What China people are good at: Whether they succeed or fail, they like to tell others what to do with their lives as if they had experienced it. So, I advise you here: it's cold, remember to wear long pants.
17. My nephew made a mistake and was beaten by my sister. Then ask him: Do you dare next time? My nephew cried and said, I dare not. I'll be a son of a bitch again. . . Then my nephew was beaten again.
18. My girlfriend asked me: Do you know what I want to eat now? I don't know. She patted me and said, I don't know why you didn't ask.
19. Girlfriend is in a bad mood. Suddenly ask me, do you remember what I told you that time? Which time? You really don't remember, get out! Damn it, God can't stop women from making trouble!
Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, it is also good to go to bed late and get up late.
2 1. Nobody knows everything, so do I, I don't know what I don't know.
22. I found the driver making a detour in the middle of the car, and suddenly my tears came out. Maybe he is the only person in the world who wants to spend some time with me. It's too bad to be so optimistic!
Just lovelorn, lost a tearful sentence. A sad sentence expressed my feelings.
1, after breaking up, I didn't cry as I thought, but my eyes sweated involuntarily when no one was around.
2. If you still can't be perfect because of all the grievances, you still can't get a response after shouting for a thousand times. You are so smart that you should know it's time to go.
3. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.
How time flies. I can still see many clear things in the depths of my memory. A lot of things began to blur, and all the yellowed memories always smiled and waved at me. But I just use cigarettes to fill the fear and loneliness at night, and the pain can only fly freely in the smoke.
If I am wrong, you'd better prove that you are right.
6. When the anxious voice reaches the throat, only a weak breath reaches the lips, and there is no sound. Night, speechless, let tear drops, let the wind blow away memories, leaving eyes looking up at the sky.
7. Flowers dying everywhere, like scattered memories, are silent. The curtain of missing was once again mercilessly lifted, but in the streets deep in the years, the original good memories were still engraved.
8. Winter, this white winter is not cold, but no one understands my sadness. In that dull day, my memory has long been fixed as a bleak riverside painting, cold and desolate. Why do I only see desolation and ruins?
9. How many times have fallen flowers adorned your skirt, how many times have dead leaves brushed the window, and how many times have autumn geese taken away your smile. Missing silently only makes it a feeling on the pen.
10, as time goes by, everything seems so natural. A few sad eyes evoke dusty memories of the past, and once again stranded my thoughts in the coolness of the end of the season, making room for my soul to have a short rest.
1 1, the lonely heart, dancing alone at the fingertips, tears, it is difficult to tell my heart. The world of mortals is like a dream, the dream is broken into smoke, and the years fly by. According to Xuan, I fondled the shadow of time and my eyes struggled in the emotional world. If you are illusory, I will always miss you.
12, several times have passed, looking for it, sometimes looking at it from a distance, tears filled my eyes. Many similar plots seem to be staged again and again. Those days of love, like smoke burning between your fingers, spread a little, everything is gone, and silent memories are in every corner.
13, unfortunately, it is really sad that there is no fate. From the last sentence, it is doomed to be a sad thing. Therefore, the figure you turned around at that moment will stay in your mind for a long time, and occasionally all the good memories will be cut off, making people feel melancholy and unable to let go.
14, the missed curtain awakened my dream; A parting song hurts my soul and disturbs my heartstrings; A touch of beauty, a pastime for the silent loneliness,
15, flowing eyes set off the shadow of the years, full of breeze, faint past. A deep feeling, a ray of melancholy, a love, stranded in a dream entangled in tears, the pain is deep, you will fall in love.
16, facing the watery night, the past in my heart penetrated every nerve. After the pain subsided, only the numbness stuck in the gap of my mind, supporting the soul that had already been eyeful, drifting in the cold night with the wind.
17, you came into my life quietly, but you disappeared into my world. The original blank emotional page is fragmented and incomplete. Although God inspired me with words, I can't write what kind of pain it was.
18, where does it feel? Let me think again. I often think that if I were a genius, I would have a shadow in my heart, unlike endless sadness and helplessness after tears have dried up.
19, autumn, the dry season of everything, comes slowly with incomparable sadness. Who knows, the cold autumn catkins have become a flat, empty and sad, and overnight, all the moss withered and spread into a bleak pallor. On the third night, the window is full of frost, and eternal love sighs gently. Last night, the wind and frost passed, and the evil wind and rain swayed, and my heart was dead and blind.
20. Dreamlike snow slowly drifts by at her unhurried speed. Whose eyes are lost, whose hearts are lost, whose lovesickness is broken, and the ruins are everywhere, leaving only scattered dreams!
2 1, tears of missing, scattered in my heart, hurt my memories. In retrospect, my feelings are cold and my pain is unforgettable. Loneliness is the tears left by missing, which breaks the horizon, but can't get rid of the impermanence of the world. Infatuation is scattered all over the place, like a fallen flower, breaking a person's heart.
22. It is only when the pain reaches the extreme that I know that hope is so slim. Deeper and deeper cracks devour the thoughts of every night. Often, through the light of the moon, the outline of memory is vaguely outlined, and the miserable smile at the corner of my mouth explains the helplessness and sadness of my soul.
23. I want to look up and ask Snowflake. Have you heard anyone's warm call on the road? Have you ever seen someone leave tears in the falling night sky? Have you ever heard a heartbreaking sound when dancing with the wind? I want to ask Snowflake, how can we recover from fleeting time, lonely tears and broken hearts!
24, a lifetime of youth will eventually become a kind of sadness, a happy song will eventually be lonely, and a smile will never come. A city ballad, without a trace, turns time into a blank. Look at a story about a broken town. A kite flies by and an idiot talks alone. After a hundred nights, who turns the lantern for me, who leans against the door to watch the fireworks for thousands of years.
25, familiarity and strangeness will pass by.
26. We always cling to the love that has gone away. We still miss those who have gone away and hurt those who are close.
27, maybe loved, hurt, hurt, the empty shell of the body. Maybe I care so much that I'm black and blue all over. Now, all you give me is memories, and there are deep scars inside. I would rather lose my memory than think about it again.
28. Dear, when you want to cry, look up and tell yourself: Don't be silly, nobody cares.
29. Because of loss, you will know how difficult it is to meet the right person.
30. At night, the prosperity of Beijing ended. Without the hustle and bustle of the city and the ruthlessness of loneliness, who can understand the sadness of Beijing? Tears of moonlight fell on the earth, lengthening the story of you and me, but unable to untie the tangled complex of you and me in the world. Time passed slowly, and I stopped to listen to the sigh of autumn.
3 1, dream, I don't know when to have it, and I don't know when to lose it. The cruel society and the world of rumors have long lost their original dreams. Sometimes I dream here, sometimes I dream there, and the figure of dreams scattered and gathered makes me lose my courage.
32. Bits and pieces of the past, fragments of memory, scattered past and ignorant reality. I, my mouth tilted, but I really couldn't laugh, and a bitter feeling rose from my heart.
Don't say wish me happiness, you are not qualified.
34. Because of you, I know what regret is.
35. I once said: Try to forget your own discipline. In fact, forgetting is not a kind of beauty.
36. Fingertips touch things that have passed away in a hurry, but my heart is much calmer. Does sadness strangle my self-esteem and make me a walking puppet?
37. If you want to leave, no matter how you cry, you can't call it back. If you don't go, I won't abandon you no matter how hard I rush. Stay away from you!
38. I fell in love with you because of that tear. Crystal clear, full of sadness and beauty, the moment of slipping gently planted an unforgettable acacia for me in my life.
39. I didn't wait, I didn't know the taste of waiting, I didn't have a secret crush, and I didn't know the unspeakable pain of love. Do you remember once there was a person who loved you so much?
40. Every time I leave, I wander around the world, indulge in excess, destroy my body and torture my soul. I am always physically and mentally exhausted, accompanied by sadness, and interact with the words in the sunset.
4 1, what a beautiful fantasy, what a beautiful you, what a beautiful past, what a beautiful memory. Dreams are intertwined with reality, and decadence and innocence are interdependent.
42. I raised my rough and thick palm to cover my eyes that were getting red. Before the grief-stricken pain came, I broke into heartbreaking tears.
43. Lose too much, give up too much, let go too much and bury too much.
44, lost everything, silence in the past memories, do not want to have new choices.
45. In my deep loneliness, I can't help thinking of your smile, your temperature, your hands and your words over and over again! A longing, an expectation, a loss, a real feeling, makes me so sad at the moment.
46. Sadness may never be avoided, tears become a sign of reluctance, and it takes great courage to wave silently. A step, a distance; A parting, a sadness.
47, miss, like the wind gently twist the time, but shattered the messy thoughts, such a cool night, heart, for whom enchanting, for whom sentimental.
48. I often listen to lonely songs, and let my lonely soul and shadow dance with you, tired, at a loss, but willing.
49. Bury your love deeply in your heart. I used to think that true love goes without saying, but I was wrong. In fact, love should be said to let her know that you love her, but I missed it.
50. Memories have swelled into bitterness in countless fermentations. This bitter drop wears tenderness and crouches behind every long night, awakening hidden pain and turning it into rain floating in the sky outside! Drip of tears, waves of Yu Ning form a look, flustered, flowing!
5 1, countless dusk, thin figure, wandering in the deep alley full of yellow, wind, stroking curly hair, street lamps shining with tears on my cheeks. A season of grass fragrance, patches of leaves, it is difficult to describe the grievances of leaves without makeup! Love for the soul! My heart is at a loss in the autumn weeds.
52. No complaints, who is the passer-by who missed in his life; No regrets, who is the wheel that stops in whose life; Never give up, who sings the original intention in whose ear; Don't abandon, who is at whose grave?
53. Some things will leave you when you are depressed, especially love. When you don't know whether to catch it or not, once you let go, it will be replaced by another person.
54. Betrayal can't hurt us, what can hurt us is one-way care; Breaking up can't hurt us, what can hurt us is fresh memories; Endless love can't hurt us, but hopeless hope can. We always think that feelings hurt us, but it is always ourselves who can hurt us.
55, with a lonely heart, in the drift, waiting for warmth, leaving a trace of sadness, waiting for flowers, flowers are paintings, flowers are poems. The world is cold, the world of mortals is like a dream, but the gold powder is like a secluded place, and the prosperity and beauty can be quiet and quiet.
56. Every time I open the book of memory, my heart lake will roll up a lot of nostalgia, a lot of cold, and everything in front of me may be buried by sadness.
57. Once, the moonlight was sad, as if there was a woman on the moon watching the vicissitudes of the world; Once, I was very sad, as if I saw a sad woman on the moon; Once, we drank under the moon, we sang poems under the moon, we were sad and we were hurt.
Singing poetry under the moon has become my fantasy dream. Now there is no poem under the moon, but there is the sadness of raising wine and crying under the moon. Dreams are not my own dreams; Loneliness is not a cigarette, a pot of wine; Give up, but choose to give up for your dreams.
59. Pure colors in the original world slowly evolved, weathered and faded in the fleeting time. I am afraid of the arrival of that world, and my fragile heart has nowhere to fill. I can only drink wine and smile, sigh the coolness of this season and feel lonely. It doesn't matter when it stops floating like this. I have long been used to the trajectory of this journey, no matter where it floats.
60. After sadness and injury, I still walk on the road of dreams. I was laughed at and misunderstood, but I couldn't stop where I wanted to go. The dream is still the same, and I am still the same. I gave up my dream for my dream. Who will understand the truth?
6 1, the sadness of early spring between the eyebrows, lying quietly in the corner of the night, disturbing the sad face with residual hair, looking at the flying sand all over the sky, whose sadness is circulating, but can't hide the changes of the fleeting time.
62. The burning elegance of life, whether it is happiness or sadness, runs in the trajectory of its fate. Even if the east wind turns into a fleeting time, it is also a sigh for it. Looking back on yesterday, time carved wrinkles on the face and vicissitudes in the heart. It can always heal some scars, maybe slowly, but it won't leave any traces.
63. A cigarette lit the only hope in the world, but it seemed so lonely. I pursued this silently, but in the end, the prosperity of the city drowned my original dream.
64. Just because I met you, my lonely heart is no longer cold. You turn yellow into dirt and bury it in this season. Your heart turns into snowflakes flying all over the sky, and the crystal in the sky fills my world. You shake off the cold wave of winter for me with the breath of youth.
A quotation about mood and a quotation about mood.
1. Sometimes apologizing doesn't necessarily mean that you are right, but that you are more important than dignity.
I'm afraid that I'm getting more and more serious, but you've lost your original enthusiasm.
Please flip a coin when you hesitate. If you want to look through it again, everything will be clear.
4. Why can the injury be done so far, but the comfort must be around?
I'm not good at comforting and retaining, so don't feel bad and don't go. The only thing I can do is stay with you, even if I don't say a word.
At that time, the sky was blue and the wind was clear, and everyone was happy from head to toe.
7. I will walk a lot and meet a lot of people in the future, but only you are the past that makes me look back frequently and I don't want to mention it.
8. Love at first sight has no capital, and long-term love has no conditions. /Shuo Shuo/
9. Not more and more realistic, but more and more like the feeling of being practical, so more and more like seeing and touching, and more and more don't care.
10. Getting it back and false alarm are probably the most beautiful words in the world.
1 1. There is no new story, so I will always cling to the past.
12. It turns out that we are neither bad enough to be strangers nor good enough to be intimate with most people.
13. What's wrong with being seventeen or eighteen? At best, it's just achievement and love.
14. When people grow up, they really need makeup, not for anything else. Just because there are countless moments in my life when I want to cry, I can think of my mother's makeup.
15. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temper.
16. Yes, I broke your cup. I'm afraid you can't hear me shouting I love you downstairs when you close the window.
17. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.
18. The more sensible you are, the more pain the world will cause you. The more patient you are, the more things the world will give you and make you patient.
19. Don't be a bad person, because there are always people who trample on your tolerance and accommodation as weakness.
20. You look good from top to bottom, charming from far to near, and don't belong to me.
2 1. The reason for ignoring you has nothing to do with my cold, but it is not as boring and meaningful as getting along with you.
22. An affair is nothing more than wanting to possess, but not wanting to be responsible.
23. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.
24. When care and companionship become interruptions, loneliness is redemption.
25. The bravest thing I have ever done is not to love you without hesitation, but to pretend to be indifferent and hear about your love with her.
26. I thought that you were the enemy of the whole universe, but it happened that the stars were you and the dust was you.
In front of the person you don't like, you look like a peacock, but in front of the person you like, all your pride will disappear in an instant, even if you are humble in the mud, you are willing.
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