A boring joke

1. When you meet someone who looks very old, your colleagues will say? You look worried? .

On this day, the manager's son came to the company to play. Xiao Zhang asked? How old are you?

The manager's son said, I'm almost 20 years old, but they all say I look like I'm fifteen or sixteen. ?

Xiao Zhang said smoothly:? Actually, you look beautiful? Oh, no, you look boring. ?

My wife gave me a cold war. I ordered some flowers for her and told the flower seller to write on the card: I regret it, I love you!

But when the flowers were delivered to his wife, she was even more angry.

I saw the card saying: I regret that I love you!

In middle school, a group of students are discussing the best things in the world.

Some people say that they discovered the new continent, some people say that they invented the computer, some people say that they unified the world and immigrated to space ... when asked about Xiaoming. ....

Xiao Ming said simply,? Modify the laws of nature, of course. ..... Everyone was speechless in an instant. ......

I went to school one afternoon, didn't sleep well at noon, and was still in a daze when I got to school. As a result, I went up the stairs and rolled down. I don't know what floor it is on. I finally got up and saw a MM beside me in a flurry. I wanted to ask her what floor it was, so I blurted it out. Where is this? ?

MM said:? earth

One day, on my way to work, I saw a middle-aged man in front of me, and another middle-aged man came to me mouth to mouth? Kissing? , two people still intoxicated with a left a right! I thought, damn it, it's too broad daylight. When you go to the front, what you see is ....

? Uncle, you don't have to light a cigarette mouth to mouth!

6. When I was a child, I watched TV and kissed each other, so I asked my grandmother: Grandma, what are they doing? Grandma said earnestly, Baby, don't be like them. They belong to the old society. People eat people. ?

7. Wife: Do you know what is the most difficult thing in the world?

Husband: I don't know.

Wife: It's your man's beard. You said you men are so thick-skinned, you can grow beards.

Husband: ... let me ask you a question. What is the thickest thing in the world?

Wife: I don't know.

Husband: Your women's faces. The beard is too hard to grow on your woman's face. ......

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