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The old man repaired the house and dug up a cultural relic. He asked experts to identify him overnight. The expert looked at it and said, hand it in.
Before, there was an old man in the countryside, because his house was too shabby, and he wanted to push the house at home and build a new house at the original address. The old man is not well off financially, so the money used to build the house this time is accumulated bit by bit by the old man's hard work.
Just when the old house was knocked down and ready to build a new house, the old man accidentally dug up a baby under his own ground. When the baby was just dug out, it was all mud, and I couldn't see what it was. When the old man wiped off the mud, he found that it was actually a golden bodhisattva. This discovery stunned the old man. Are your hard days over?
The surrounding villagers also watched it, and many people were jealous and envious. Although there are many onlookers, no one can tell the origin of this golden bodhisattva. At this time, some people say that this golden bodhisattva looks very valuable, but it is not known whether it is true or not. It is better for the old man to go to an expert to identify it.
Grandpa was right. If it is a fake thing, isn't it a joy and a joke? The old man also made up his mind to go to an expert for identification. After many inquiries, the old man found an expert overnight and told him that he had dug a treasure, but he didn't know if it was worth it. When the expert heard that the old man wanted to identify the treasure, he was also interested, so he immediately asked the old man to take it out.
The old man took out the golden Buddha, and after expert appraisal, he told him that this treasure is really a golden Buddha, and it has been a long time, so it is a very precious cultural relic. Hearing this, the old man naturally smiled from ear to ear. His trip was finally in vain, but the expert's next words immediately made the old man laugh.
Experts told the old man that all the cultural relics dug up in these fields should be handed in. Old people certainly don't want to listen. How can you say that the treasure dug up in your field is about to be handed in? Experts can only tell grandpa earnestly that this is stipulated by the state and individuals cannot collect it privately. When grandpa heard that it was stipulated by the state, he had no choice but to hand over the baby. I thought it was a treasure hunt, but I didn't think it was a treasure. The baby was handed in before it was hot, and the old man could only feel distressed for a while. After that, the old man also got a thousand yuan bonus and a banner. Although the baby is not mine, it's a little comforting at last.
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