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What is really not easy to write a composition?
At that time, I didn't suffer, and I didn't know how small I was. The second day of school is a holiday, and the exam results are in a mess. I really can't bear to watch any more. When I got home, I said to my father, "I won't study."
At first, my father was very angry and scolded me. But after a while, my father smiled and said, "Yes, let you work with Brother Bi."
I nodded happily and said, "Brother Bi, what are you doing?" Dad said, "He is a cook." I suddenly nodded and said, "Good!" Dad said, "well, don't shout tired and say you will come back!" " I said confidently, "Yes, I will." "
The next day, Brother Bi and I went to Shaodong by car. Bigo is a great cook. From then on, I called the A Bi brothers the master. Came to the hotel and lived in a big kitchen. When I first arrived there, I saw several people in their forties chopping vegetables. Brother Bi said hello to the man, who asked me to get a haircut first. After I cut my hair, they asked me to cut vegetables. I cut and cut until nine o'clock in the evening. I am really tired. I fell asleep as soon as I went to bed. What a tired word.
I got up early the next morning. If the clothes are dirty, if you are at home, put them in the washing machine and throw them away. That's enough. But here, I can't wash it myself. At nine o'clock, the master asked me to cut vegetables again. After cutting peppers all morning, my hand holding the handle hurts, while my left hand holding peppers is on fire. I just cut the pepper and want to have a rest. Master told me to kill fish again, but I dare not. Sometimes when grass carp is killed into carp, it is scolded. When there are many guests, sometimes they don't know the food, take the wrong food and be scolded. Besides, he was afraid to reply. If so, the master answered clearly: "Just go back!"
Tired and bitter, I am impatient after working like this for more than ten days. And there is no salary in the first month, and there will be a salary table in the second month. Dad sent some living expenses for fear that I would steal to surf the Internet, so my brother collected them. Every time I ask for more than my brother, he only gives 10 yuan at a time. After less than a month, I still want to study.
I've only been here for a month, and then I went home. I want to study, because it is not easy to be outside.
I'm exhausted! ! !
Writing a composition is not easy. It's not easy to take a vacation. There are some "uninvited guests" in my family, and I have a lot of red tattoos from time to time. This is not the "master vampire"-the "excellent masterpiece" of mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes are distributed in every corner of my home, ready to contribute all their strength to "delicious". These mosquitoes are really annoying! One minute they were under my arm, and the next minute they were flying around in front of my eyes, as if playing hide-and-seek with me.
That buzzing sound is annoying. I really hope that all mosquitoes in the world will die from this moment on! However, my curse is not supported by heaven at all, and mosquitoes are still at large in my house.
No way, our family can only come to a "human mosquito competition". I put the paper with delicious food on the table and took some napkins. Dad has prepared a mosquito swatter, while mom is holding a bottle of mosquito killer, ready to fight at any time.
The game started and my eyes suddenly focused on the window. Hey, there are really two mosquitoes whispering here! Ha, mosquito, mosquito, I'm afraid this is the last conversation between you and your partner! See if I don't crush you to a pulp! Now, I want revenge! So, I gently walked to the front of the glass window and slammed at the mosquito. This time, I am very happy to catch mosquitoes, and I am ready to enjoy my masterpiece.
But when I opened my napkin, I was startled. There is nothing on the paper, just like when I first brought it! Mosquitoes have slipped away.
Alas! It is not easy to catch those "troublemakers"! Look at dad, he is a mess, too. None of them have made a funny move since ancient times, which made my mother and I laugh.
I saw my father walking barefoot and slowly approaching the TV. There was a mosquito on the TV screen.
Dad made a 360-degree turn, and suddenly, "pa", dad is really a dad. Although the mosquito didn't hit him, he was also disabled-he hit the mosquito's wing! But there was an ugly scar on the screen. WWW.edUzhAi.NET China Education Digest. Mom looked at it, really angry and funny, and confidently said, "both of you get out of the way!" " Look at me! "I saw her pick up the mosquito killer and spray it at the mosquito.
It really works. This time, my mother's pride can be regarded as the ultimate! My father and I admire it! Hey! It is not easy to catch mosquitoes.
It's not easy to buy food.
One night in the summer vacation, I thought I should use this holiday to help my mother share some housework. Starting from tomorrow, I will help my mother buy food first.
Speaking of buying vegetables, I think: isn't it just buying a few dishes? So simple! My mother seemed to know what I was thinking, so she said to me, "Don't be too proud. Buying food is not as simple as you think. There is a hidden university question! " "
The next morning, my mother gave me fifty dollars. After I received the money, I suddenly came to the door of the vegetable market like stepping on hot wheels in Nezha. As soon as I entered the vegetable market, I saw many uncles and aunts selling vegetables. I used to see people selling meat, vegetables, seafood and fruits ... everything. In the vegetable market, the shouts of uncles and aunts selling vegetables can be seen everywhere, which is very lively.
I came to the vegetable stall for the first time. The shopkeeper saw that I was a child and said enthusiastically, "What do you want, little friend?" I learned the tone of an adult and said, "I want to buy bitter gourd, something fresh." The shopkeeper smiled, then took some particularly fresh bitter melons and asked, "How much is a catty of bitter melons, 3.5 yuan, little friend?" "I ... I want three." I thought about it and answered it. The shopkeeper weighed it and said, "A 5 yuan." I gave her 50 yuan, and the shopkeeper told me it was counterfeit. I was shocked, and then she said, "Ha ha! I was just joking with you. Here! Your change. " I took money and bitter gourd. I'm sorry I have to go.
Then, I went to the place where tofu was sold and said to the shopkeeper, "Uncle, I want to buy tofu from 25 yuan." "Ha ha!" The shopkeeper said, "25 yuan can buy 50 pieces of tofu. Can you eat? " My face turned red at once and I said shyly, "Then I want 5 yuan!" " Upon hearing this, the shopkeeper immediately put ten pieces of tofu into a plastic bag. I paid the money and went home with tofu.
On the way home, I recalled the joke I had just played and thought: it's not that easy to buy food!
It is not easy to catch mosquitoes in more than 4.800 words: during the spring break, several unexpected guests came to my house and found many red tattoos from time to time. This is not the "master vampire"-the "excellent masterpiece" of mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes are distributed in every corner of my home, ready to contribute all their strength to "delicious". These mosquitoes are really annoying! One minute they were under my arm, and the next minute they were flying around in front of my eyes, as if playing hide-and-seek with me.
That buzzing sound is annoying. I really hope that all mosquitoes in the world will die from this moment on! However, my curse is not supported by heaven at all, and mosquitoes are still at large in my house.
No way, our family can only come to a "human mosquito competition". I put the paper with delicious food on the table and took some napkins. Dad has prepared a mosquito swatter, while mom is holding a bottle of mosquito killer, ready to fight at any time.
The game started and my eyes suddenly focused on the window. Hey, there are really two mosquitoes whispering here! Ha, mosquito, mosquito, I'm afraid this is the last conversation between you and your partner! See if I don't crush you to a pulp! Now, I want revenge! So, I gently walked to the front of the glass window and slammed at the mosquito. This time, I am very happy to catch mosquitoes, and I am going to appreciate my masterpiece.
But when I opened my napkin, I was startled. There is nothing on the paper, just like when I first brought it! Mosquitoes have slipped away.
Alas! It is not easy to catch those "troublemakers"! Look at dad, he is a mess, too. None of them have made a funny move since ancient times, which made my mother and I laugh.
I saw my father walking barefoot and slowly approaching the TV. There was a mosquito on the TV screen.
Dad made a 360-degree turn, and suddenly, "pa", dad is really a dad. Although the mosquito didn't hit him, he was also disabled-he hit the mosquito's wing! But left an ugly scar on the screen. Mom looked at it, really angry and funny, and confidently said, "both of you get out of the way!" " Look at me! "I saw her pick up the mosquito killer and spray it at the mosquito.
It really works. This time, my mother's pride can be regarded as the ultimate! My father and I admire it! Hey! It is not easy to catch mosquitoes.
5. What is really not easy? A composition of 450 to 500 words, it is really not easy to write a composition of 500 words. From the third grade, Chinese has another assignment-composition.
This composition is really difficult to finish. No, I was stumped by an essay "Unforgettable Things". As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning.
It is also used to compose music. A beginning made me think for ten minutes before I struggled to write a barely passing one.
The beginning of the composition is really difficult! After writing the beginning, there should be a headache in the middle. The content in the middle can't be a running account, but it has to be unforgettable.
Hey, why so many demands? However, complaints are complaints, and the tasks assigned by the teacher are still to be completed. So I thought hard for another fifteen minutes, and then I suppressed a long paragraph of nature.
The simplest thing is the ending. It only takes one or two sentences to get it done.
So I quickly wrote the ending. "I finally wrote the manuscript!" I cried happily. "Next, just modify it for my dad and copy it down!" " I showed my father the draft composition.
I saw my father's expression and thought, it's over. Absolutely not. Sure enough, after several revisions, my father said to me seriously: "Take this one and rewrite it. It's too bad. I can't bear to revise it!" I had to head down and go back to my room to copy another article.
I revised the revised draft for my father again. Much faster this time. It was revised in less than three minutes, so I quickly copied it. After copying the composition, I was so tired that I lay in bed and said to myself, "It's not easy to write a composition. I must learn the skills of writing in the future, and don't regard writing as a very difficult thing. "
6. It's really not easy to write a composition.
Time: 2018-12-01| Author: Wang Bo
At the physical education class on Monday afternoon, the teacher said, "We are going to have a skipping competition next week. Let's get ready." The students in our class said in unison, "All right." But I'm not happy at all. Because I am not good at skipping rope, I will only jump one by one when I jump, and skipping rope will definitely fail. So that night after school, I went to my neighborhood to practice skipping.
At that time, I jumped one by one, and I felt too slow, so I accelerated. I want to jump twice in a row. However, after I finished one, I was about to jump the second one, but I got entangled in the rope and failed. Like last time, I jumped first, then the second one, so I grabbed the rope and succeeded! I didn't get entangled in the rope this time. I repeated this action seven times, and finally I can jump continuously.
So, I practice skipping rope like this every night. I jump faster and faster, faster and faster. I actually jumped 70 times this week.
I will persevere, whether on campus, in a club or going out with friends, and I will practice skipping whenever I have time. Finally, I jumped faster and more steadily than before. I used to dance fifteen times a minute, but now I dance 276 times a minute. I don't even believe in myself. This is the result of persistent practice of skipping rope.
On the day of the competition, I jumped faster, more steadily and more accurately than usual. Sure enough, many things happen. I am the second most 387 students in my class, and I passed the exam successfully.
In the past two weeks, through my continuous efforts and hard sweat, I got the qualification of skipping rope.
Since then, I still practice skipping rope every day, and I want to get better grades.
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7. It is not easy. This is not easy.
Doing things is not just what others ask you to do, but what others don't ask you to do. In this way, it will be very interesting and rewarding. -inscription
Today, as usual, I sat in a chair and watched my only precious TV. I didn't expect to see it for several hours, and my heart was sour, so I went out to see the green in the distance.
My mother suddenly came over and told me to go to work, saying, "Don't just watch TV there, go to work, how can you know the hard work without trying?" I immediately retorted, "I won't, those are too difficult!" " ""Who told you not to exercise at ordinary times? Nothing, do something simple, such as picking up iron rings, a bag of 300. "I was absent-minded. When I got there, I grabbed my bag and threw the hoop in. I counted them and threw them in. " 1 ..., 2 ...,...300, and finally counted one bag, and then counted the next one. 1 ..., 2 ..., Uncle Wang, hey, where did I count? Bad luck. Count it again. "So I poured it all out again and counted it again. You really can't be absent-minded and half-hearted, or you will make a mess.
* * * At noon, my mother came to check the situation and said, "How did it go? How many bags are missing? " I answered truthfully and told my mother what I had lost by mistake. My mother smiled and said, you see, this job is not easy. Study hard. After that, she asked me to eat. In the afternoon, she said, "Do you still want to check?" I said, "Go ahead and check some bags for you." At three or four in the afternoon, I came back. I am sweating like a pig. Well, it's not easy to work. Students, be sure to study hard, and don't let dirty and tired work spoil all your beautiful things in the future. You can find a good job, but only if you study hard. Come on!
In the new office, there are many colors of lights. It seems that turning on more lights has little contribution to "light pollution". On the wall, there is a banner "four places"-honest, dedicated and dedicated to the public ... Lao Li leans on the soft swivel chair, and he doesn't seem guilty about the layout of the new office.
The function of the swivel chair is not wasted. He turned half a circle and faced the window.
The city outside the window, tree-lined, straight, seems to have an eternal trend. People are people. Looking at something similar to yourself, you will learn to associate: isn't the building outside the window built bit by bit? The higher the building, the more houses you live in, which is convenient for everyone! It is not easy.
What about me? Lao Li took a sip of Biluochun from his secretary. The tea leaves swam up and down and finally sank to the bottom of the cup. The cup reflected Lao Li's melancholy smile. My idea took off.
I left politics at the age of 20. Hey, this way. After working as a deputy section chief for several years, he gets angry when he thinks about it. Wang Min, that bastard. Eating mine doesn't count, but it doesn't adjust me Fortunately, I "jumped ship" in time and found a new backer. Otherwise, at some point, that bastard is still drinking the Maotai I gave him!
Yellow bureau is not a good thing either. Probably the "big official" who ate my savings for several years. Is it easy for me? Thinking of this, Lao Li sneered, fortunately, I pay attention to "accumulation", and the small ones don't go, and the big ones don't come! Imagine that my wife is a senior white-collar worker and my son is in the best middle school in this city. All this is not the result of my "spare no effort to soil, rivers and seas do not choose trickle". Can there be "running water" without opening canals?
Lao Li sighed, maybe he really felt that he was not easy!
Just say the old man didn't buy my account yesterday. The older ginger gets, the hotter it gets. I am "poor" for this promotion! Hey, it's so hard to be an official! Lao Li took a gulp of tea, which was a little bitter in his mouth. Suddenly, he thought of something.
"Zi" swivel chair turned half a circle again. In front of the desk, Lao Li typed a few numbers neatly. "Hey, xiao zhang, what you said last time, I'll make a decision for you now. You come at noon. You know the rules. I can't ask for help either! ……"
In the office, the lights are still colorful, which seems to make Lao Li's "road to seeking an official" easier. Why, this light seems to be the same as his master-oh, it's not easy!
9. When children are happy, it is really not easy to write 450 words; When there is pain; There are moments of joy and moments of sadness. It's not easy to be a child.
In the eyes of parents, children will always be children and never grow up. For example, when mom and dad are chatting, I want to join their conversation. Dad always says, "adults talk, but children don't interrupt."
Adults don't understand our pain. Let's make up lessons. As soon as the summer vacation comes, our "doomsday" will come. I can't breathe, because we have to make up English and Olympics.
There are exams, and the thought of exams gives me a headache. If you do well in the exam, you are afraid you won't get it next time; If you don't do well in the exam, you are afraid of being cheated by your parents. One exam, I got the first place in my class, which was great. My mother bought me this and that. But after a few days of good times, I sent another paper. Alas, I failed in this exam. I thought to myself: this is over, and there is definitely no good thing. As soon as school was over, my mother asked me how much I had tested. I hung my head and said hesitantly, "89 points." When my mother heard this, her face sank and she began to "tighten the spell."
Well, it's not easy to be a child. Everything depends on the faces of adults. When can I grow up?
10. It is not easy to grow up. How to write a composition? I'll write it casually for your reference. I think your topic is ambiguous. Is it not easy to grow up, or is it not easy to grow up? I will write that growing up is not easy. )
Growth is not easy.
When we were young, we always prayed to grow up quickly.
However, growing up is not easy.
After praying, our wish finally came true. We grow up, at the age of leaving our parents, at the age of forgetting that we are still children, and at the age of wandering in society. One day when we were alone outside, we recalled our carefree childhood and found that it was not easy to grow up.
A person wandering outside, can no longer complain to parents because of a little injustice, because we have grown up.
When you see a child, no matter how beautiful she is, she can only smile very mature, because we have grown up.
In the face of the wind and rain outside, in the face of unfriendly words, in the face of your unexpected harm, you can only cry silently alone, because you have grown up.
Growing up is a curse, and you deprive you of many rights.
However, every child still has to grow up.
Every era has its own wishes.
Even if it is not easy to grow up, I still hope to grow up wholeheartedly.
Because we are eager to prove ourselves.
We are eager to fly freely.
We are eager to tell our parents that I can.
Growing up is not easy,
Bitter and astringent, but sweet in my heart.
Make do with it.
Growth is a way for everyone to grow. I spent most of my growing up studying, and only a small part of it was spent at home. Every time I see a bicycle, my thoughts fly to the scene when I first learned to ride a bicycle: a little girl in a pink skirt sits on a green bicycle, supported by a simple housewife, and teaches her daughter to ride a bicycle.
The little girl in a pink skirt is me. I learned to ride a bike because in the second grade, we went to the second primary school and had to take a bus. But my car is a burden to my family. My mother asked me to learn to ride a bike.
There is a big place behind my house. My mother put my bike on the playground, let me sit on it and pushed me to practice again and again. Sweat dripped from my tired mother's nose, but I just don't understand and can't learn.
Later, my mother taught me how to ride steadily, how to step fast and how to step slowly. I also listened carefully and made great efforts to learn. Now, I understand that as long as you pay, you will get something. If you refuse to give, you will never get anything in return. I have the courage now, because I gave.
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