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1 flooded car: The wife called her husband and said, "Our car was flooded." The husband was surprised and asked, "The car has just been checked and is in good condition. Why does it enter the water? " ? Where is the car now? "The wife cried," in the river! "Warning: this car collided with other vehicles for 20 times, and the result was 17 wins and 2 draws, only 1 time was slightly lost. Please be careful! Auto parts: When the bus driver passed a mountain village, he asked a resident, "Excuse me, where can I find auto parts here?" "The mountaineer replied," Go ahead, there is a canyon after that sharp turn, and there are many more below. 4 Parking: In the evening, Ivana came home and said to her husband, "Dear, I parked my car in the street." "Why don't you park it in the garage?" "Dear, the street is too dark. It is impossible to get all the parts back. "Someone drove Alto and was overtaken by Big Ben at high speed. Big Ben's driver poked his head at Alto's driver and shouted, Dude, have you ever turned on Big Ben? So I walked away. Alto refused to accept it and surpassed Big Ben. Soon, Big Ben caught up with it, and the driver shouted again, dude, have you ever turned on Big Ben? And walked away. Alto had to obey. Not long after, there was a car accident ahead, and Alto's driver was watching. The driver of Big Ben was lying on the ground, groaning and asking, Dude, have you ever driven a Big Ben? Where are the brakes? Today, while driving, the electronic eye of speed measuring flashed at me. I was definitely not speeding, so I turned around and passed the electronic eye at a slower speed, and it flashed again. I was puzzled, tried again, and really flashed again. I thought it was funny, so I slowly passed it again ... and then I received four tickets. It turns out that she didn't wear a seat belt ... a young woman just learned to drive. One day, she drove carefully to the company. On the way, she suddenly saw a worker working on a telephone pole. She shouted angrily at the worker, "Even if I am not a good driver, you don't have to run so high!" " "The brakes are broken: the wife saw her husband driving very fast and asked in surprise," Oh, dear, why are you driving so fast? " The husband replied anxiously, "I found that the brakes were broken." We must go back as soon as possible to avoid anything happening outside. " 9 people are satisfied: Driver: "Do you think I am not driving well?" ? I have been doing this job 15 years. Everyone on the bus is very satisfied, and no one has ever said a word of dissatisfaction to me. Guest: Really? Then I am too presumptuous. What kind of car are you driving? Driver: "The hearse. "10 Little misunderstanding: A passenger travels by taxi. On the way, he patted the driver on the shoulder and asked something. The driver screamed in horror. " "Oh, I'm sorry," the passenger said apologetically. "I didn't expect to scare you ..." "Never mind, this is a small misunderstanding. "The driver replied," I've been driving a hearse, but I changed to a taxi. "165438+ clerk:" Oh ... then go out and turn right. That company's Mercedes is only 600 ~ ~! " "One day 12, I was driving at a red light when a beautiful young policewoman passed by and said," Sir, your car is on the line. " I asked, "Did I crush the wire for you?" The policewoman was speechless and said, "You drink and drive." I asked, "Is beer wine? So soy sauce is oil? Are Japanese people Japanese? Traffic police are cops, too! ! 13 Xiaomei calls her father: "Dad, my car was hit!" "Dad quickly asked," Whose responsibility is it? " Xiaomei replied, "My responsibility." Dad asked again, "Isn't the other party responsible?" A: "There is no responsibility at all. "Dad was surprised and asked," What car did the other person drive? " Xiaomei replied: "The other side is the wall. "