Couplet story, long-term workers skillfully write 800 words to the rich man

Once upon a time, there was a rich man whose nickname was Chen Caiwai. His family has a lot of land and shacks, and he employs many long-term workers. Foreigner Chen is cunning and treacherous. He always uses despicable means to deduct the wages of long-term workers in another way. No one in the poor Shiliba village nearby wants to work in his home. Foreigner Chen goes to other places to recruit employees every year.

Coincidentally, at the end of the year, the housekeeper was preparing to settle the wages of long-term workers, and Chen Lao did the same thing again and threw out new tricks that had already been planned. He smiled and shook his head, dragging a long voice, like a pedant: "Today, my master is honored, and I will make a sentence. You can make sentences, and each person will receive two taels of silver. " No, deduct half a year's salary! "Say that finish, I looked at the sky, proud of myself, as if long-term workers were really fooled by him.

After a while, a long-term worker who was having lunch came out. This man is a foreigner, surnamed Wang, nicknamed Wang. He said humorously, "I don't want to be with you!" " Hearing someone dare to respond, Chen Lao turned his eyelids twice, took a step closer, shook the folding fan, and opened his mouth like a toad: "Aha, listen, my first couplet is:' Four Books and Five Classics, interesting and tasty'!" Spit a mouthful of rice to Zijun: "Three meals a day, no oil and no salt!" " Chen Lao was shocked: That's right so soon! He looked at the main hall and said, "Listen:' Ten golden dragon pillars, ten small round beads, ten pairs of palace lanterns, ten red and ten green. ""Wang beat the broken bowl in his hand with chopsticks and deliberately didn't answer for a long time. Chen Lao thought that he couldn't answer, and smiled proudly: "You can't answer either. How many drops of ink can smelly people have? " You'll get half your salary this year! "

Wang Zi glared at foreigner Chen and said loudly, "Boss, I just knocked on the bowl. Didn't I tell you to set a bottom line early?" Listen:' A big blue bowl, a big scar, a pair of chopsticks, one black and one white.' "

After listening to Chen Laowai, his face turned red and white with anger. I didn't expect a poor long-term worker to answer questions like a stream, and every sentence was thorny, which made him really embarrassed in front of everyone. He thought about it, and his anger rose from his heart, peeling off his usually disguised good face and naked exposing the greedy nature: "Hum! Those who eat Laozi and those who drink Laozi are not satisfied? "

As soon as Xiao Wang dropped his chopsticks, he looked at the hall where incense was burned and offered, and said with a smile, "Wow, it's too much to worship your ancestors!"

Chen Laowai met his opponent and was completely discredited on the spot, so he had to pay all his salary to the long-term workers. From then on, he never dared to deduct the wages of long-term workers.