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What kind of wonderful things have you met on a blind date?

Let me share a wonderful thing about my friend's blind date first.

After walking for more than an hour, at noon, my friend didn't think much, so he thought about how to get something to eat and sat down to talk.

Friends suggested many shops nearby, and the boys all refused. Finally, it was up to the boy to decide, and finally they sat down in a shop in a small corner.

My friends are not used to it. They work overtime too late every day, and they also like to eat a stall, which is very grounded.

Finally, we ordered two bowls of noodles, and everyone began to eat. A friend suddenly rose and said to the boss, boss, add two fried eggs.

The boy seems a little unhappy. A friend asked him, don't you like eggs? Then have one. He nodded and gave a perfunctory reply.

I forgot to mention that this is a downtown area after all, even a bowl of beef noodles costs tens of dollars.

after eating, ask the boss to collect money. Who knew that the boy insisted on AA, but his friend didn't want to pay it together.

the scene was awkward. Finally, the boy paid for his own noodles, and the friend paid for the eggs and noodles.

after dinner, my friend separated from the boy on the grounds of working overtime.

The boy also said that the last blind date ate fried rice with eggs, and nothing more than 5 yuan. It's also AA. He thinks blind date is very good. It doesn't matter if he has more than one date. He doesn't suffer anything. He spends tens of dollars every time, and his parents praise him for saving money.

And I had a blind date. After meeting, everyone was quite happy. They were similar in age, and they seemed to be quite suitable.

after returning home, within half a day, the man took the initiative to contact me and even asked me to meet his mother. In particular, he told me to visit his mother alone, saying that if his mother liked it, he would get married, but if his mother didn't like it, forget it. Because his father left in a hurry, he has been living alone with his mother.

Although I can understand that he wants to be a dutiful son, this view is speechless. I want to live with his mother all my life, and I will never contact him again decisively.

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