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Being a green tea in the workplace, I got promoted!
I was promoted when I was a green tea in the workplace
Essential green tea talk in the workplace
1. Scenario: A colleague made a mistake at work
X, what's the matter with you, can you forget about printing materials?
●I heard that the printing company I cooperate with has a lot of orders recently, and the manuscripts sent by other departments have not been printed yet.
Underlying logic: Help him get rid of his mistakes, and he will feel much better
2. Scenario: A colleague messed up a project
How can you lose X at a critical moment? What's the point of such a big chain? What's the point of apologizing now?
It's okay now, everyone has to work overtime again.
●Everyone, please calm down first. Xiao Wang is already blaming himself for such a mistake. No one wants to let their efforts go to waste. The top priority is to redistribute tasks. No time is wasted. Let's start work quickly.
Underlying logic:: Help him find a way, and he will make you a close friend.
Essential green tea skills in the workplace
3. Scenario: A colleague shows you his plan, but it is not very well written
X Your plan is not very good .
●I have read the plan and it is quite thoughtful. Why don't you send it to your boss and ask him to give you some ideas?
Underlying logic: I won’t hit you, but others will hit you
4. Scenario: I know that a colleague is a mortal enemy of another colleague and I want to get closer to him
The work has not been completed yet.
Underlying logic: If you attack his enemy, you will be his close friend
5. Scenario: A colleague comments on a project that he doesn’t understand
X You don’t understand Don't make random suggestions.
●You may not know much about the specific circumstances of the matter, but your suggestions are very enlightening and I have written them down.
Underlying logic: I won’t argue with people like you.
6. Scenario: I don’t want to work on a project with a certain colleague
Leader X, I don’t want to cooperate with Xiao Zhang
●This project, Xiao Li I have relevant experience and have done well. Would it be more appropriate for me to cooperate with him?
Underlying logic: refuse, but not refuse directly
7. Scenario: Leadership Ask what you think of a certain colleague
X Xiao Liu is too strong and everyone dislikes him.
Xiao Zhang is more persistent in his own ideas, but this is also his characteristic.
Underlying logic: If you don’t answer directly, it seems that you have said it, but it seems that you have not said it.
8. Scenario: I want my colleagues to complete a task quickly
X Please hurry up on this matter. It has been delayed for a long time.
●The leadership is pressing for this matter very hard. I will help you stop it. You must hurry up, otherwise you will not be able to explain it and we will all feel uncomfortable.
The underlying logic: sell favors and emphasize your efforts for him.
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