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What was the first thing you said when you played chicken with the eagle?

I remember when I was a child, I said, "Big Brother, what are you doing? Sharpen the sickle. What's with the sickle? Cut the tree strips. What is the purpose of cutting tree strips? Weave a basket. What is this basket for? Pick up the stone. What are you doing picking up stones? Hit your chicken. What happened to my chicken? Your chicken shit on my cigarette. Ok, I'll bake you a pancake. I don't like the first pancake, the second pancake is oiled, the third pancake is fed to the puppy, and the fourth pancake is laid. " This is the prelude to the popular game of eagle catching chicken in Yishui.