Genius on the left, madman on the right, woman's planet.

This article is a short passage in a strange book called Genius in Left and Madman in Right. This is the interview record of the author and some mental patients. Into the world of mental patients, is he crazy? Or are we idiots?

I gave him a big shock when I opened the door and came in. Before I could see it clearly, the others all hid under the table. To be honest, I'm shocked, too.

After closing the door, I put the information book and recorder on the table. I didn't sit down directly, but squatted down and looked at him. I'm afraid he will bite me under the table-there is a precedent.

He was frightened, curled up under the table, trembling desperately and looking around in horror.

Me: "Come out, I locked the door, there is no woman."

He just shook his head and said nothing.

Me: "No, I'm sure, you can come out and have a look, just for a look, ok?"

I have been in contact with this patient for about 2 months. He has anxiety+severe phobia and insomnia, and the object of fear is women.

He looked around carefully, climbed out carefully, then squatted in the chair, hugged his knees tightly and looked at me in shock.

Me: "Look, there are no women."

He: "Are you really a man? You take off your pants and let me see? "

Me: "... I'm a man, I can prove it. Have you forgotten me? "

He: "What proof do you have?"

Me: "I didn't shave on purpose today. As you can see, this beard is real, not glued on. " Have you ever seen a woman with a beard? Even the gross weight won't be like me, will it? "

He stared at my face suspiciously for a long time.

He: "Last time they sent a bearded woman to cheat me."

Me: "No, that bearded man was your doctor last time. He is a real man. "

He tried to think. I looked at him and wondered if there was any possibility of communication today.

He: "Well, it seems that you are both men ... but not for the first time."

Me: "Yes, it is a woman, you are right."

He: "Now their makeup looks more and more alike."

Me: "Where are so many men disguised as women?" Do you feel better these days? "

He: "Well, it's much safer."

Me: "How are you taking medicine recently?" He once refused to take medicine, saying that a woman gave him poison or sleeping pills to harm him while sleeping. "

He: "Well, I'm just sleepy after dinner, that's all."

Me: "Exactly. It's okay. It's safe here. "

He: "be careful outside all day, be careful that those women are hiding something from you!" " "

I thought for a while, and when I found nothing worth thinking about, I asked him why.

He: "They will conquer the earth sooner or later!" " "

Me: "The earth can't be conquered."

He: "Oh, they will rule the world."

Me: "Why?"

He looked at me suspiciously again, and I looked at him curiously, because I had never heard him say that.

He: "Didn't you notice?"

Me: "You found out?"

He nodded gravely.

Me: "How did you find out?"

He: "woman, she is not an animal with us."

Me: "Then what are they?"

He: "I don't know, probably from another planet, because they evolved better than us."

He seems to be calmer.

Me: "I want to hear it. Is there anything to prove? "

He lowered his voice mysteriously: "Do you know DNA?"

Me: "DNA? I know! What are you trying to tell me? Chromosome problem? "

He: "Their secret is here!" " "

Me: "er ... what's the secret? Chromosome secret? "

He: "That's right!"

Me: "What the hell is going on?"

He: "There are 23 pairs of chromosomes in human DNA, right?"

Me: "Yes, 46."

He still looked at me suspiciously: "How much do you know?"

Me: "The first 44 chromosomes of men and women are all genetic information or something, and the last pair of chromosomes are sex chromosomes, X/Y for men and X/X for women. What's wrong with this? "

He looked at me seriously: "You are all so stupid! I don't understand such a simple thing! "

Me: "Er … I know this, but I don't know why there is a problem …" "

He: "The difference between men and women is not just that simple! In male X/Y, X contains two or three thousand genes, which is more frequent, while Y contains dozens of genes, which is very rare! Do you understand? "

Me: "er ... I don't understand ... it's not a secret, is it?" Where did you know that? "

He has a look of hating iron and not turning it into steel: "I have been to such lectures many times." You are too stupid to say anything. No wonder women want to destroy us! "

I really can't figure out what the mystery is.

He sighed: "Are the last two chromosomes of a woman X/X?"

Me: "Yes, I just said ..."

He: "Women's two X's contain thousands of genes! And they are all active, y to x, dozens to thousands! With these, the difference is big! Women have so many information genes than men! In other words, women have evolved much more advanced than men! "

Me: "But it's all the same? Just a little ... "

He was a little angry: "You are blind!" The genetic similarity between human and orangutan is above 99%, that is, less than 1%, which leads to one being a human and the other being an orangutan. Less men than women? Less! "

I don't want to say anything when I look at his sneer.

He: "For women, men are as childish and ridiculous as orangutans. Look down on that genetic information? How stupid! Lower animals can never understand higher animals! Women are aliens, far more than men's aliens! "

Me: "Is it that exaggerated?"

He looked at me disdainfully: "Do you know women?"

Me: "Er ... not really ..."

He: "But women understand you! They are born much better than men and have more genes than men. It is those active genes that lead to completely different results! Man, who dares to say that he knows women? Who said that was nonsense? Let me ask you, genetically speaking, are you a senior or a pet senior? "

Me: "Er ... I ..."

Me: "That's it. How does your pet know you? It can understand when eating, and it can understand when sleeping, but it may not understand when watching movies, right? It doesn't understand when you surf the internet, does it? You still don't understand when you talk to others, do you? You read a book, it can understand? I don't understand. Are you happy or unhappy at the ball game? Does it understand? It doesn't understand either! It can only see your superficial phenomenon: are you happy or angry? But why, it will never understand. "

Me: "well ... don't get excited, sit down and talk slowly."

He: "You see, women like this kind of dress. Why? Because it looks good. Where is the beauty? Do you understand? "

Me: "Well, sometimes ..."

He: "The woman is angry. You can see that she is angry. Do you know why? " ? You don't know ... "

Me: "It is often a small matter ..."

He sneered again: "Little things? You don't know them. You will be angry if your pet breaks your favorite cup. In the eyes of pets, this is nothing. What's there to be angry about? Right? Right! "

I was a little uneasy to see him standing in the chair.

Me: "You're right. Why don't you sit down first? Be careful that a woman standing so high will find you. "

He really sat down soon.

He: "No man can understand women. Women are more thoughtful than men. Women will rule the world sooner or later. At that time, men may leave some men behind and the rest will be killed. When science is more developed, male breeders are no longer needed, and sperm are directly produced. Sad man, who now thinks he is in charge of the world, is actually dying. Sooner or later, this planet is a woman's ... "

Me: "poor man ... what about feelings?" No need? "

He: "Feelings? That's an accessory to reproduction. "

Me: "I think you are a little pessimistic ... even if it is true, it is not a threat to you."

He: "I am pessimistic? I don't stand up and explain, I don't stand up and warn, you are already dead! Unfortunately, there are too few people like me. "

Me: "Yes ... I only know you."

He: "Freud, do you know? He discovered it long ago, just like me. "

Me: "Hey? Really? "

He: "Freud's last words have warned men."

Me: "Did he say that? How to warn? "

He: "warn all men before dying that women want the whole world!" " "

I have got up and packed my things: "Well, I probably know what's going on. I'll come back to you later."

He: "You can't pass the news quietly, or it will be very dangerous."

Me: "OK, I remember."

I closed the door quietly.

A few days later, I asked a friend who knows more about genetics. Is that so? Everything he said is basically true, except that he came from an alien, killed people and conquered the world.

However, we all find Freud's last words very interesting, although they are just rumors.

Woman, what do you want? "

Correctly evaluate the book Genius on the Left and Madman on the Right.

-Wan Shimin

1. The author has extremely mythologized mental patients. In fact, the probability that mental patients like to think and think is not higher than that of ordinary people. Li Bai loves to drink, and many writers also love to drink, but it doesn't mean that people who love to drink have higher literary accomplishment than ordinary people.

2. Many (not all) severe mental patients in the book are fictional literary images of the author. But the author wants to write in the form of reportage, which makes people feel that the novel is not true.

As a former theoretical physics worker, what I hate most is to mystify quantum physics and drive physicists crazy. The author made up a friend, who is a professor of theoretical physics. The professor often has friendly exchanges with various mental patients. His description has repeatedly exposed the author's ignorance of modern physics.

In addition, the serious mental patients in it are very similar to folk themes, and we all call them "the Great Emperor". Every year, the great emperor went to scientific research institutions and universities to smash a venue, claiming that he had discovered the truth of the universe.

Extended description:

1, the content is not a documentary, or it can be said that it is only a part of the documentary and then processed and sorted out. Obviously, the author only spoke some philosophical propositions from the mouth of mental patients, although some of them are physical problems.

2. However, due to the limitation of the current level of science and technology, the correct answer cannot be verified by experiments, and the theoretical answer can only be obtained through philosophical speculation for the time being. It is really interesting that the author uses this form to make people reflect on some fundamental propositions of life and existence.

3. Because some geniuses in reality are not accepted by normal people because of their living environment, it is impossible for mental hospitals to concentrate too many geniuses, and most of them are mental disorders. The genius views expressed by many mental patients mentioned in this article are not original, but we seldom come into contact with these problems in our daily life.

Genius on the left, madman on the right:

1, thinking affects people's judgment, and the state of thinking leads people to lose sight of the essence and interfere with people's judgment. -brilliant.

Since I got used to being addicted to logical analysis and rational analysis, I have never felt that emotion is so important. -brilliant.

3. Tao said: This is the world.

God said: this is the battlefield of heaven and hell.

Philosophy says: This is an infinite dialectical fog.

Humanities say: here is existence.

Every time I meet this situation, I feel sad for the logical limit of human beings, and to some extent, I feel a heavy sense of powerlessness and despair. -brilliant.

Everything we are doing now is impure, and there are many factors in it. Why can't we do something? What a pleasure it is to do one thing. -brilliant.

Just because I planted it doesn't mean I have to take care of everything after germination. I have no responsibility, no obligation and no energy to take care of it. I just planted it, that's all. I can't stand it. -brilliant.

7. I don't believe in any god. I believe that human beings are gods themselves-the only question is: can human beings, a new god, control their own technology and not destroy themselves? The so-called scientific and technological problem is not a problem. The only question is whether people can control everything they create and avoid self-destruction. -brilliant.

8. You are all gods. I am willing to be a demon. Even if you all choose the light, I will be the last Satan to prove your light. -brilliant.

9. The world that each of us sees will be more and more deviated, but there will be so-called collective values to balance our subjectivity. -brilliant.

10, if we have to use the word slavery, then we are all enslaved by the unknown until the day when we finally see and see through everything. -brilliant.

1 1, the life of stone is almost endless in human eyes. -brilliant.

12, I think there may be no hell in this world, but the man sitting in front of me must be a demon. -brilliant.

13, feelings? That's an accessory to reproduction. -brilliant.

14, if there is only the devil in this world, there will be no devil, just as there is only God in this world, there will be no God.

15, time does not exist, it is just an attitude and a vision. Actually, there is no time. -brilliant.

16, I remembered what n psychiatrists told me: Don't pay too much attention to what mental patients say, and don't think deeply about the world outlook they tell you, or you will go crazy sooner or later.

Is thinking really a wall that limits us?

How big is the world?

On the other side of the wall. -brilliant.

17, run like hell and stay where you are-brilliant.

18 but I think it is these die-hard and sick people (referring to mental patients) who insist that we can understand history and the stories that happened in a certain corner in the past. In addition, in all current fields, we have made current achievements. -brilliant.

19, perhaps, he doesn't need too much persuasion and comfort, warning and instructions.

All he needs is someone squatting beside him to make mushrooms with him.

I can squat down and cook mushrooms with you.

I'm willing to share your unhappiness,

Just hold up an umbrella for you when it rains in your world.

Please don't close your heart, a person suffers so much.

You know that.

As long as you open your eyes, you will never be lonely.

I am your mushroom.

20. Taoism says flexibility, Buddhism says nature, and mind and nature say unity of knowledge and action. In fact, they all mean the same thing: application. The reason why there are fewer cattle and more dreamers lies in application. Getting the key, wanting to use it but not using it is the most deadly. -brilliant.

2 1, there was a mental patient who did nothing all day, just squatting in a damp and dark corner of the yard with a black raincoat and a flower umbrella, just squatting like that, motionless every day. He didn't struggle to get rid of him, but he was persistent when he had the opportunity to squat back in that outfit with an umbrella. Many psychiatrists and experts came to see it and didn't even answer a word for several days. So everyone gave up and said that the mental patient was hopeless. One day, a psychologist went. He didn't ask anything, just dressed like a patient and squatted with him under a flower umbrella. Every day. So after a week, finally one day, the patient spoke on his own initiative. He quietly walked up to the psychiatrist and asked in a low voice, "Are you a mushroom, too?" -brilliant.

22. Civilization in disguise. -brilliant.

23. I don't know if it will change, live, break or be empty. In the Buddhist cosmology, the establishment, persistence and destruction of one world are transformed into the establishment, persistence and destruction of another world, and the process can be divided into four periods, namely, four robberies. ) I don't know the causal relationship of the six roads either. But if there is really a pure land, cool and unobstructed, wonderful but not bad, and enjoy happiness forever, I think the gods and buddhas there will not be ruthless. Whether it's the foam in the water or the fantasy of Qibao, I just want to be quiet with my heart. -brilliant.

24. In my opinion, gods and buddhas have joys and sorrows, and they hate love, so they are concerned. If there is a Buddha, there must be infinite love, because the Buddha has pity for everyone. Affection, friendship and love are the most basic, even those are ignored, where is the pity? Did you give up? Is it all an illusion? What's the difference between being alive and being dead? Everything is explained by our own obsession, which is evil in itself. For the sky, for the sky; For the land, for the land; Being a man is being a man. Otherwise, it is wishful thinking. -brilliant.

What he said may be true.

Countless people hope for eternal life,

Pursue in various ways

-the true body does not rot, and the will does not die.

But no one realized that,

Eternal life,

Maybe it's just a lonely existence. -brilliant.

26. If some phenomena cannot be explained by known disciplines and knowledge, we should learn to respect the remaining explanations, whether they are absurd or bizarre on the surface. -brilliant.

27. Sometimes it is not time that passes, but us.

For a lost traveler, this is not his home, and it will always be a foreign country. But he has no choice but to live in this foreign country. Maybe one day he will be free. But until then, I can only bear it silently. Until his body, his memory, finally vanished. -brilliant.

29. To see the real world, we must look at the sky with the eyes of the sky, the clouds with the eyes of the clouds, the wind with the eyes of the wind, the flowers and trees with the eyes of the flowers and trees, the stones with the eyes of the stones, the sea with the eyes of the sea, the animals with the eyes of the animals, and people with the eyes of the people. -brilliant.

When you don't really understand a theory, don't quote it easily, or use it to prove or refute it. You have to figure it out first, or you will probably become a joke, because you are doing something you are not good at. And when you don't understand some problems, don't explain them at random, which will only make you look ridiculous and stupid. -brilliant.