Chocolate humor joke

A said: Our whole family likes animals very much. My mother likes cats, my brother likes dogs and my sister likes rabbits.

B said: What about your father?

A said: I like foxes. 2. A customer walks to the front desk.

Customer: "Give me a small bowl."

Me: "Huh?"

I didn't know it was a sundae until the customer pointed to the menu.

Me: "sundaes? What flavor do you want? "

Customer: "Apple's."

Me: "Ah? Sorry, I have never sold apples. "

Customer: "What's that green one?"

Me: "Oh, that's aloe."

Customer: "Aloe? Isn't that a flower! Can you eat? "

Me: "Yes!"

Customer: "Forget it, I never eat blindly." I want coffee. "

Me: (at a loss) "Sorry, I have never sold coffee."

Customer: "What's the dark black one?"

Me: "That's chocolate."

Customer: "forget it, chocolate is too sweet." I want the red one. " It's strawberries. "

Me: (super happy, I can guess right once. ) "Yes, how many do you want?"

Customer: "one, but I don't eat sesame seeds." Please help me pick out all the strawberry seeds. "

Me:! @~#$%^&； & amp**~! @#$%^&； A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light:" Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death. " So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. "4. School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If the train ticket you want is gone, will you obey the adjustment?

Me: Obey.

After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! !

School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment? Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When going down the stairs, a boy stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell into a big font in the middle of the road ... He thought at that time: No, it's too embarrassing, you have to pretend to be dizzy. As a result, the students next to him saw the boy motionless, quickly helped him up, and then slapped him in the past ... 6. Once upon a time, Americans went to Russia for sightseeing. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel, and dig a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on. ....

Out of curiosity, the American asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole as soon as you dug it?" ? 』

Russian workers replied: "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. 』