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Ask what the emperor of the Qing Dynasty said
Emperor Kangxi always acted as if something happened when he was a mortal and had nothing to do. If he took precautions before it happened, then nothing would happen naturally. If there is nothing to worry about when there is something going on, then the matter will naturally disappear. The ancients said: The heart desires small things but the courage desires big things. This is how you should handle things.
Things in the world are ever-changing and their causes are endless. Those who study hard in the old world often have troubles when encountering difficulties, and those who have experienced many accidents are always harmonious and have no fixed opinions. This is all a biased view. I say that when you are studying, you need to understand the affairs of the world, and when you are dealing with things, you should review them based on the principles of the book. This will avoid the disadvantages of both.
There is nothing in the world that cannot be overcome, and it will be okay if you endure it for a while
Emperor Yongzheng "looks up to heaven and earth, and praises and criticizes has its own spring and autumn"
1. Criticism of Li Wei Zhe: Good thing, good thing! Anyone who would not be pleased by such things
is not an idiot emperor!
2. Criticize Cai Tingzhe: Li Zhiying is not a human being, what a joke! What a laugh
Words! I was given an oral instruction, and I laughed so hard that I was a true martial artist.
If you are conceited
3. Piti Tian Wenjingzhe: I have never failed others in my life. If others fail me, God will silently help me, and I will surely get revenge.
4. Piyang Wenqianzhe: The party aid in the DPRK and China was divided into different households, which led to grievances. The only person who could see through this was Prince Yong.
Like being self-effacing
5. Criticizing Jin Gongzhe: My self-confidence is sometimes not as deep as my faith in Ertai.
6. Approval of Qi Sulezhe: I have not personally experienced the construction of this section of the river, so I am now discussing strategies with you and others, which can be said to be a master's degree. I am really ashamed to read the report. Another example:
Criticizing Chen Shixia Zhe: The cursive writing under the lamp, the handwriting is ugly and clumsy
Like a relative
7. I am really tired of you, not only I, Prince Yi, feel sorry for you and shed tears. Amitabha, what a great danger!
8. Bian Nian Gengyao Zhe: There have always been people who met each other with personal will between the monarch and his ministers, but it may not be like the two of us. In short, the two of us will be kings and ministers through the ages.
It is enough for future generations to admire Liudan.
Like a joke
9. Bannian Geng Yao Zhe: The enamel items have not yet been refined, but they will be made in the future. Now I will give you several things now, but if you don't use the word "greed", I won't give you a single one. You can get all these things with the power of just one word.
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Different.
If you are careful
11. Criticism of Wang Guodong’s failure: This is a stain on my case. I am afraid that you will be frightened, so I give you a special edict.
Disappointed
12. Criticizing Wang Shijunzhe: How unreasonable! I am extremely heartbroken, I did not expect Wang Shijun to treat me like this.
13. Criticize Yang Zongren: That’s right! Should! Should! Should! It was just that it was cheaper and Manpi and others walked away. Don't spare them, even lead them inside to enjoy themselves!
Like digging out the heart
14. Criticizing stone inscriptions: I am so sincere in appointing you. If there are any actions that harm the people, I will order them to be prosecuted according to the facts. If you all turn a deaf ear to the news, the government's orders will be misguided
When it comes to this, I just look up to the sky and shed tears, and I have no words to tell you.
15. Criticizing Zhang Kaizhe: I understand, I only discuss things based on the facts. My heart is in your heart. Where can I examine it? I am only doing it.
16. Piti Tian Wenjingzhe: I just want you to know that your master has others in mind and is a true man with a clear mirror, so he should work harder and be more careful. If you can trust yourself
then feel at ease and rest assured, even the King Kong cannot shake me at all and the monsters cannot confuse me even a little bit. If you yourself are not good, not even Buddha can save you, so do it reluctantly. The kindness I have shown you, I think carefully about how I use your face, it’s important! important!
Like irony
17. Criticize Tong Ji Tuzhe: Knowing people makes you wise, but being an emperor is difficult. How can I, an ordinary emperor, afford someone like you?
18. Praise Hu Feng Zhe: I will reward you more so that I can use it as a thorn in your sweetheart.
Like a threat
19. Pannian Gengyaozhe: Tu Lichen is the one who captured your brother in Guangdong, ask him to come and show you!
Like scolding
20. Criticizing Wang Rouzhe: I see that you have repeatedly commented on the music, and they are all arrogant and ignorant. Could it be that you have a sign of madness!
21. Criticism of Fu Taizhe: Are you a god? Such ignorant, arrogant and deceitful words, how can you speak nonsense in front of your father!
Just like talking about people
22. Criticizing Shi Yun Zhuo Zhe: Liu Jinzhong came to see you in Beijing. I saw that he had nothing to gain. He was a little clever, his knowledge was despicable, and his material was very ordinary. 人
23. Pi Ji Cheng Binzhe: I transferred Wang Song here, and found that she was a piece of trash that could not be discarded, and her face was full of vulgarity.
24. Criticizing Shi Yunzhuozhe: It is just like a Fujianese who becomes an official in another province and gets bored, which is the same thing.
25. Criticism of Li Weijun: What a surprise! Big surprise! This person is a person who never wakes up every day. I scolded him in the feudal residence that day and called him "ball". He was so stupid that I didn't remember where he became an official after he ascended to the throne.
26. Criticism of Ge Senzhe: The people under the company only see money and their eyes are darkened.
27. Criticism of Ortai: View. The businessman has a sincere heart of respect and love, and he is very grateful and pitiful.
Ruzixi
28. Piti Tian Wenjingzhe: What happened to Zhang Qiu! I have known for a long time that he is not an upright person. Now all the deceptions have been exposed. Do you accept my warning?
29. Piti Tian Wen Jingzhe: Just looking at my previous decree, is it true that today’s regret is not self-inflicted? But I forgive all these innocent mistakes. Moreover, you were not selfish to protect me. The cleverness of his deception and the strictness of your inspection are all clearly understood. What crime is there? But it is inevitable that he lacks a keen ear for recognizing people. For such people, if they have experienced such things well, they can
increase their knowledge and see through human feelings, which is also a beautiful thing.
Like a warning
30. Cao Zhe, who criticized Jiangning Weaving: You are entrusted with Prince Yi to inform you about your affairs. You should follow the prince's instructions on everything. Don't run around and waste your energy
Thinking about strength will buy misfortune. In addition to King Yi, there is no need to ask for help from anyone else.
31. Pi Akedunzhe: Now that I have arrived in Guangxi, if I am still weak and bully, I don’t want to return to Beijing alive.
Indignant
32. Piti Tian Wenjingzhe: I am such a man! That’s the nature! Such is the emperor! If you ministers fail me, I will never fail you again.
Encourage it!
Emperor Qianlong once said: "If you are neither deaf nor blind, it will be difficult to lead your own family." The first sentence is: Excellence is a habit. The second sentence is: Life is a process. Three sentences are: The shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line. The fourth sentence is: Only those who know how to stop know how to speed up. The fifth sentence is: Giving up is a kind of wisdom, and defects are a kind of grace. Emperor Long
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