The Script of "Meeting" in A House of Jokes

Performances: Ray, Jenny, Cao Ranran, Madiba, Zhang Weiwei.

Characters:

Ray-the first day of work.

Jenny-the first day of work.

Cao Ranran-a grumpy boss.

Madeleine-an old employee of the company

Zhang Weiwei-an old employee of the company.

Description:

Blue is the lack of subtitles when TV makes subtitles.

Jing: Office.

Preface-

(Ray and Jia Ni walk through the door together, chatting, and Vivian is sitting in my office reading files. )

Jia Ni: Hey, this is my first day at work.

Ray: Ah.

Jia Ni: What about you?

Rui: I, for the nth time.

Jia Ni: Alas.

Rui: the front is fired (closed)

Jia Ni: I'm especially afraid of fierce bosses.

Rui: No, I'm afraid of that fierce boss, too.

When they walked into the office, they saw their colleague-Wei Wei.

Jia Ni (greeting): Hi, how are you?

Rui: Hi, hello, big brother.

Wei Wei: Hello, hello (stands up)

Jia Ni: Hello, I'm new here.

Wei Wei: Are you new here?

Ray: I'm new here too.

Wei Wei to Jia Ni: It's so beautiful.

Jia Ni: Hello, hello, just call me Xiao Zhang (hold out your hand).

Wei Wei: Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhang (shaking hands)

Lei also held out his hand: My name is Xiao Zhang, male Xiao Zhang.

Wei Wei: Hello (directly ignoring Ray's outstretched hand) Warm greetings: Please sit down.

Three people sit down, with Vivian in the middle, Janie on the right and Ray on the left, near the door.

Wei Wei: This is your first day here.

Jia Ni and Ray: The first day.

Ray (flattery): It's an ancient pleasure.

Wei Wei: What a pity, you two.

Jia Ni: What's the matter?

Wei Wei: I'm telling you, the first day you two came, you caught up with the big boss for a meeting.

Oh, my God.

Wei Wei: I tell you, our boss has a bad temper. He is prone to call names at meetings (Jia Ni and Ray are very nervous). After a while, (pulling ray) say what you should say, not what you shouldn't say (Janie nods sharply). Don't do wrong (admonish).

Ray (nodding): OK, OK.

Wei Wei: Read the information quickly.

Ray: Look at this information.

(The three of them concentrate on the data, but they are still in a uneasy mood. The horse coughed and walked into the arena with a cup in his hand. He looks as calm as the boss. Ray patted Vivian nervously, thinking that the boss was coming.

Weiwei (looking up): DEBAI, stop fooling around. The boss is coming soon. What are you doing?

Ma (scared): Yo, here comes the boss.

(Ray, Janie breathed a sigh of relief)

Ma (urging): Hurry up.

Jia Ni: You scared me to death.

(The horse crosses Weiwei and sits between Weiwei and Jia Ni)

Boss, when will you come?

Wei Wei: You will always be, go, go, go.

Ray: My heart didn't jump out.

(Greeting the horse): Oh, you scared me to death, my new Zhang.

Ma: The new Xiao Zhang, right? So is that friend?

Ray: I'm the new boy Xiao Zhang, too.

Why did you come today?

Jia Ni: Oh, that's terrible (Ray gasps with fear).

Cao (yelling before entering the arena): What's the matter? Can you do this kind of work? (Open the door and come in with a bang. Ray sniffles with fear.

(Cao came in with a folder in one hand and a doll in the other. He deliberately lifted the chair and then put it down heavily to make a noise.

Four people are getting more and more nervous)

Cao (pointing to four people): You really let me down! (angrily slams the folder on the table. Jia Ni directly scared to cry out loud. Cao lit the table and threatened. He sits down and sits next to Ray.

Ray (stands up when he can't stand it): God, it's so depressing (crying) God. (leaves his seat and walks to the door)

Cao (roar): Come back, come back.

Jia Ni: I feel a little depressed, too (standing up and crying)

Cao (roar): Do everything for me.

(Horse pulls and sits down)

Cao: I can't sit still (roar)

(Jia Ni sits down and Ray returns to her seat)

Act one-

(The horse's non-mainstream bell rings)

Cao: Answer it, answer it.

Ma (answering the phone, whispering): Hey, Dad, I'm in a meeting. I'll call you back later (the horse straightened up instantly, then looked at the atmosphere, bent down and whispered). Dad, I'll call you after the meeting.

Cao (pointing to the horse): Nothing, don't hang up. How good can a person who can't be aggressive in his work (knocking on the table) be in life? Say what? tell everyone. tell everyone.

M: Well, my wife just gave birth to a boy and a girl.

(Silence at the scene)

Cao (slapping his legs, knowing it's boring): Be happy for a while.

(Everyone started to celebrate, and it was really only a short time. )

Cao: OK.

Mom: Bye, Dad (hangs up)

-Act II-

Cao: Let me ask, why is this toy designed like this? What does this mean?

Ray: Not me (Kuqiang)

Cao: I didn't ask you (roar)

Ray: I'm sorry (can't stop crying)

Cao: Who is in the creative department?

Wei Wei: Ah.

Cao: Is that you?

Wei Wei: It's the boss (uneasy)

Cao: Where did you get the inspiration for designing this toy?

Wei Wei (pointing to the toy) Boss, the primitive man of this toy is you.

Cao: Me? Then why can't it be sold (glaring)

Wei Wei: Boss, it's the sales department that can't sell it.

Cao: OK.

(Wei Wei takes a long breath)

Cao; Who is in the marketing department?

Wei Wei: Me, me or me.

Cao (station): You are wearing some hats, aren't you?

Wei Wei: Yes, boss.

Cao: Then why can't it be sold?

Wei Wei: The design is not good.

Cao: The design is not good. You sell (throw the doll to Vivian, and Jenny cries again).

Act III-

(The horse's non-mainstream bell rings again)

Cao (angry): Ma Debao, change a bell for me.

M: I will change.

(the horse has changed, see Cao, no; Then change)

Cao (impatient): Change another one (Jani pushed the horse to rush, and the horse got angry, and directly broke the mobile phone, completely scrapped it and stopped working)

Act IV-

Cao: Can you people do it or not? Get out (shout, wave).

(At this moment, the boss's cell phone rang, and it was his wife. Cao answers the phone. )

Wife: Hey, honey, I want to make ribs. I just took them out of the refrigerator. It's frozen. What should I do?

Cao: I'm in a meeting (hint)

Wife: Oh, please tell me quickly.

Cao (henpecked): Who do you put the meat in, thaw it, and then chop it with a kitchen knife. Everyone makes people laugh)

Cao (hangs up the phone): Where was I? Just now.

Four people (with kitchen knives): Chop.

Cao: I'm going to chop you up (roar)

Act V-

(At this moment, Cao's cell phone rings. It was her daughter. Cao answers the phone. )

Daughter: Hey, Dad, I can't sleep. Dad, can you sing me a song?

Cao: Dad. . Dad is in a meeting, okay (gentle)

Daughter: Dad, I want to hear three little bears. Otherwise I can't sleep. Sing, sing.

Cao: Just one sentence (I kissed him after singing "Three Little Bears", on the phone. Four people did Sarah laugh)

Cao: Where is it (sorry, pretending to be calm)

(Scholar Jia Ni kisses, the boss raises his right hand angrily, and Ray falls to one side in fear. )

-Act VI-

(At this moment, Cao's cell phone rings. Or his wife. Cao answers the phone. )

Cao (dissatisfied and complaining): Hey, why is this?

Wife: My husband's ribs are cooking. I'm so happy. I want to sing. Go ahead.

Cao: I'm in a meeting. How could I?

Wife (ignoring): the gold in the silver lock, the silver in the silver lock. Birds crow, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug.

Sister-in-law wants to cross the river Who will push me? Honey, answer the phone. What are you doing?

Cao (glared at the four people mercilessly, suggesting that they turned away) I'll give you another push (Sichuan dialect) (hang up quickly,

Just hang up the phone, the phone rings again)

Wife (shouting): What are you doing? You hung up on me before I finished. I tell you, the community dance competition we participated in passed the second interview, and people asked you to shoot a video, so you should shoot it quickly.

Cao: I'm in a meeting (explanation)

Wife (Unreasonable): What meeting, making a video, "Pink Memory" Cao Ranran, did you hear it?

Cao (struggling): I have a meeting. How can I shoot it?

Wife: "Pink Memories" Cao Ranran, divorced without filming (ultimatum)

Horse (standing up, bass): Dangdang Dangdang ~ ~ ~

Wei Wei (standing up, baritone): Dangdang Dangdang ~ ~ ~

Ray (stands up, male voice interrupts): Dangdang Dangdang ~ ~ ~

Jia Ni (standing up, female chord): Dangdang Dangdang ~ ~ ~

(pink prelude to memories)

(Wei Wei sings "Pink Memories", the boss jumps, Lei takes a video of his mobile phone, and Cao smokes Lei's mobile phone after the jump)

Cao (full of enthusiasm): The meeting was dismissed (below)

(Four people sit down with a sigh of relief)