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What are some heartwarming bedtime stories you can tell your girlfriend?

1.

Green Tea heard that Mr. Milk was getting married, and he was very sad.

"Mr. Milk, are you really going to get married?"

"Yes."

"Then... I wish you happiness." It turned out to be Really.

"What are you talking about? You just had sex with me yesterday and you don't admit it today?"

"Ah? Don't you think it's hard for me?"

"It's milk tea when we are together."

No matter what you are like, I am willing to be with you

2.

Tomorrow He was about to go to Japan. Before leaving, she chatted with him online.

She said to him: "I'm going to Japan tomorrow, teach me some Japanese sometime."

"Okay, what do you want to learn?" on the screen He sent a cute look.

"How do you say I love you in Japanese?" "自はあなたが好きです"

After reading this sentence, she went offline in a hurry, not daring to look at the screen any more. One sentence.

After loving him for so long, it doesn’t matter if I hear the words “I love you”, even if I don’t say it to myself.

The next day, she did not go to the airport to see him off. She logged into QQ at home.

At this time, a dialog box popped up, which was his message.

She read the whole article "I love you" one by one.

The last thing: as long as you say a word, I will stay.

3.

He has liked her for a long time, and she has everything an English-majoring girl should have. Quiet and peaceful. On Valentine's Day, he finally got up the courage to confess to her, and she blinked. Written in the palm of his hand. Walls, eyes, knees. Then walk away briskly. After returning home, he looked through all the code books, but found no answer. I accidentally glanced at an English dictionary and opened it. wall wall. Eyes. Knees. Chinese pronunciation. I love you.

4.

He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed to her the day after they met. But after a car accident, the husband lost his memory. The wife took care of her husband who had lost his memory. He said: Thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband to go for a walk, and he suddenly asked her to wait. The wife was stunned. The husband said embarrassedly: Well...although we just met yesterday, please and...please live with me." Falling in love at first sight is a kind of fate, and I still remember it when we meet again.

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They love each other, but they always quarrel over trivial matters. After a quarrel, the girl said that quarreling is the easiest way to expose shortcomings, so every time we quarreled, we wrote down the shortcomings of each other and put them in a bottle. A year later. Exchange. Because they had the bottle to talk to, their quarrels gradually decreased, and the bottle was not mentioned. Later, she accidentally discovered the bottle that he had collected for many years, and it was filled with notes, and each one was filled with "I love you". p>