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A 4-word composition for a lamb looking for his mother
Aunt Chicken came to apply. Aunt chicken is very particular about her work. How many minutes does the kid wear clothes, how many hours does she play and how long does she sleep? Aunt chicken is well arranged, and every minute is not bad. As soon as the kid stays in bed, Aunt Chicken will shout to the kid's ear, "Whoa, whoa, baby, get up!" " Don't let the little goat steal any laziness. However, there is one thing that Aunt Chicken has failed to do well, that is, the eating habits of Aunt Chicken and Little Goat. Aunt chicken likes to eat insects and rice grains. She gives them to the little goat, but the little goat calls out, "No, no!" " Aunt chicken thought of many ways to make rice into popcorn, milk-flavored rice and snowflake cake, but the little goat just had no appetite: "Don't eat, don't eat, it's not delicious at all!" " Seeing the little goat getting thinner every day, the helpless aunt chicken had to resign.
The puppy volunteered to be a nanny. This puppy is very vigilant. Whenever a stranger approaches the little goat, he will rush at it regardless of everything. Because of this, the goat couple also praised him. The puppy is loyal to its master and keeps everything in order outside the house, but the puppy has the same trouble as the chicken aunt-he thinks that the delicious food can't stimulate the appetite of the little goat. The dog racked his brains to think of many ways, such as stewing ribs, frying ribs and roasting ribs ... The ribs are obviously delicious, but the little goat didn't look at them: "Don't eat, don't eat, it's not delicious at all!" " The puppy was helpless and had to resign voluntarily.
The news that the goat couple couldn't find a nanny reached Uncle Rabbit's ears. Uncle Rabbit smiled and found the goat couple, saying, "Leave the children to me, I can make your children eat delicious and grow fat for nothing!" Aunt chicken and puppy are so excellent that they are not done well. Can Uncle Rabbit do it? Finally, the goat couple gave the little goat to Uncle Rabbit in disbelief. As a result, to the delight of the goat couple, the little goat looks fat, healthy and lovely under the care of Uncle Rabbit!
smart kid, I don't need to tell you why the kid looks white and fat. You must have guessed, right?
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