Funny short joke 5 Daily: What color do men fear most? Abortion after pregnancy is like beating a hamster.

Once my wife and I went to a romantic bar. There are two greeters in front of the bar, blocking the chat at the door. I said politely: Miss, please forgive me. The two doors greeted each other in unison: rogue! I was a monk at that time, and I was at a loss. It's okay to go home and think for a long time. Finally, I understand that the two receptionists please let me listen to each other as a couple.

2 what kind of experience is it easy to get pregnant?

This is called simultaneous birth and death.

The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and the younger brother really couldn't run, so he said, "Brother, let's stop running and kill this beast." Eldest brother said, "Don't talk nonsense, I can't outrun it, just run past you." Haha, I saw my brother come down and hug his brother's thigh.

I'm so worried. It stinks.

My friend and I went to a factory to find a security guard, and then called that person. Who asked where you are now? My friend said that the security guard at your door wouldn't let me in, so I laughed at that time. I wanted to ask my brother at that time, did you bring paper?

5 the color that men are most afraid of.

Husband: "Wife, I can't go back to accompany you after drinking with my buddies tonight."

Wife: "Husband, come back. It will be dark soon. I'm scared. I am afraid of the dark. "

Husband: "Black is just a color. Why are you afraid of this color? "

Wife: "Green is also a color. Are you afraid of it?"