Wechat friends circle funny copywriting daquan extracts 52 articles.

"What's the most crowded bus?" "I just passed the bus but got on it." With the continuous development of the Internet, people will share some meaningful sentences with each other. Through sentences, our ideas can be expressed. Do you have the habit of sharing sentences often? The following is my carefully compiled "A Complete Collection of Funny Copywriting in WeChat Friends Circle", which warmly reminds you to collect this page in your browser.

1. Some people are often scolded for sleeping in like pigs every day. It's really too wronged, pigs get up earlier than you.

2. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight firmly says no.

3. I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I spilled 1 ml of lard.

4. Today is Monday. I'm going to work hard and punch in for fitness.

5. At lunch, my mother told me that the earth has found the other half, so why are you still single? I put down my chopsticks and said, "The earth talks about an object, and people all over the world help to find it.". I'm talking about a date, and I have to look all over the world.

6. On the west side of the city, Zhuge Liang played a song, with a lingering sound, and the 15, Wei Jun outside the city was fascinated. Zhuge Liang: Thank you, everyone. Please pay one or two tickets. In a moment, 15, people escaped. Hey, why haven't you left? Oh, I forgot to tell you happy Children's Day!

7. All your troubles are because you are poor.

8. Love always begins with self-deception and ends with deception.

9. Q: What behaviors of your girlfriend's friends of the opposite sex are the most unacceptable to you? A: alive.

1. If a man doesn't have a date, others will comfort him that women nowadays are too demanding. If a woman doesn't have a date, others will definitely say that her requirements are too high.

11. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; if you lose, you will be criticized.

12. I miss you. I am very happy when I have you.

13. I sat up in shock when I was dying. Where is my package?

14. If beauty can be eaten as food, I must be the first person to starve to death.

15. You can't find or buy my sister's smile.

16. Red and sweet are watermelons, talkative are cucurbits, croaking are frogs, and those who watch the news are fools.

17. I managed to survive the winter, but I almost froze to death in this spring.

18. Teaching is a secret love. You try your best to love a group of people, only to touch yourself. Teaching is a loved one, and the beloved group will always leave you; Teaching is a unrequited love, students abuse me thousands of times, and I treat students like first love; Teaching is a group love. Through your matchmaking, you fall in love, but the teacher stays the same. Dear classmates, if you never leave, I will light a lamp and depend on each other; If you give up on yourself, I will help you as always ... Pay tribute to all my colleagues in the world! Happy Teachers' Day!

19. When I look forward to touching my life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

2. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can find such a man.

21. I wish you bad luck on your birthday. I wish you a moldy cake. I wish you more and more fat. I wish you a happy birthday. Thank you

22. Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me at 92955886. 7 kilometers.

23. Gold will shine sooner or later, but even if you are gold, you will spend it sooner or later.

24. single dog still needs exercise, or she will be single forever.

25. I will always hold you in my hand and finally close my palm. I can't hold you back!

26. Don't eat what's in the bowl, just hold the pot and eat.

27. These days, beautiful people say that they are not beautiful, and those who are not beautiful say that they are beautiful. This is what we want to do!

28. With the reform and opening up, my weight has rubbed off on the ground.

29, see a dime, still use pain? Throw it directly to the buddy begging next to him and let him get depressed ...

3. Genius is more than talent.

31. The younger brother described the sanitation of his dormitory-"I don't want to open my eyes when I go back to the dormitory! ! ！”

32. Recently, people have always praised me for being handsome. I really don't know who leaked the news.

33. How much is a catty of face? Why should we care about other people's opinions?

34, benefactor, put down the butcher's knife, become a Buddha, and shave your head.

35. If you feel sick, don't look it up on Baidu. I want to make a will every time I finish it.

36. I made a bet with the gods that you would come home with me.

37. I've been working out recently, but I can't concentrate.

38. Fu Yanjie can't control your side leakage, so you can try the internal tube.

39. "What's the most crowded bus?" "I just passed the bus but got on it."

4. Brother, excuse me, it's blocking my data signal.

41. I like a person, but his family is against it, especially his wife!

42. Do you want to marry Zhang Yuexuan when you grow up? Do you want to recognize Stone as your brother? Do you want to treat black rice as your brother?

43. I farted. They said it was love. Heard and smelled, but no one saw it.

44. Three tadpoles went to a restaurant for dinner. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrogs to the next table, the three tadpoles hugged each other and sang sadly, "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up!" Happy Children's Day to all friends in the world!

45. The annual day has come again. I hope I will be better in the future.

46. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

47. In order to pretend to be a rich man, I deliberately bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Unexpectedly, the wooden chopsticks turned black when I filled the dishes!

48. Otaku, as long as there is a power failure, will degenerate into a caveman.

49, when the knife is on the neck, no one will think of others

5, the difference between a genius and a genius is whatever it is, and it is even possible for a genius to be like this.

51. I want to grow old with you by accident.

52. The breadth of the sea depends on the diving, and the broken drums can be beaten.