Hello, passengers. Welcome to this train.

The 3838438 train from Meili and other countries to Afghanistan is about to leave.

Passengers who don't get on the bus, please take care of other people's luggage.

Get in the car with someone else's wife.

Some passengers carry lightning rods, explosives, fuses and inflammable and explosive articles.

Please get on the bus quickly.

Light it in a crowded place,

Make more contributions to the family planning work in China.

When the train runs at a high speed,

Please stick your head and hands out of the window as much as possible.

So as to facilitate a one-time solution.

This is a civilized train.

Your urine, melon and fruit dander can be thrown in the aisle of the carriage at will.

He can spit on your face,

You can spit in his mouth,

This will promote the full absorption of protein.

This kind of train also provides convenience for the third runner to pin.

Matchmaking for marriage and love,

And go through the divorce formalities quickly,

Completely break up your family.

As a scrapped car,

Drive safely for another 30 years, because there is no brake,

You have to hit something else to stop.

If you find your head on your feet,

Then we arrive at the terminal-Tang Tian.

Train driver Teng Lujing wishes passengers a safe journey and a pleasant journey!

! Please adopt it.