Funny mothers compete with their babies. Is it the Sichuan mother who cheats her babies the most?

What should I do if my child is sick? A normal mother might be too nervous to eat or sleep and send her child to the hospital immediately?

But what would a Sichuan mother choose? Get some sleep first~

Text/Editor: Huaniu|Cover: Sichuan mother feels as cool as a housewife

Sichuan mother’s large-scale baby pit scene

I can’t help but let me laugh first Hahahaha in a while

This is not a joke, it is a real thing.

Manli, a post-85s mother, is from Luzhou, Sichuan. Manli’s son had otitis media when he was 5 years old. That night, my son complained that his ears hurt. His father and I told him to go to bed first and go to the hospital tomorrow. Later, in the middle of the night, my son covered his ears and knocked on the door, saying to us, "Mom, Dad, please take me to the hospital. The pain is really unbearable." Then Manly and his wife got up and immediately took the child. I went to the hospital and was diagnosed with otitis media. The doctor was shocked on the spot and said that this child can really endure it! (Otitis media is very painful) Now that I think about it, I felt really sorry for my son at that time. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Manli covered her mouth and bent over with laughter?

What do you think? Is it weird enough that a child continues to sleep when he or she is sick? No, no, no, in Sichuan, you can even see mothers playing mahjong while nursing their babies.

Of course, this kind of picture is just standard for Sichuan mothers. There are also more extreme things:

I once visited a Sichuan woman who had settled in Beijing and was seven months pregnant. My friend, after dinner, she actually lit a cigarette and started smoking. I was surprised and asked, "Don't you stop smoking even when you are pregnant?" ! ? Hey, he can do whatever he wants as my son. What’s the difference between me smoking and going out to inhale the smog now?

It was winter, and the smog in Beijing was getting fierce. She asked this question, and I was speechless. She said that later she gave birth to a child, and hey, she was really alive and healthy.

However, smoking during pregnancy is definitely unacceptable in the eyes of normal mothers (novice mothers should not imitate it).

Although the child suffered, every time I hear or see similar incidents of Sichuan mothers cheating their children, I can’t help but laugh.

In fact, anyone who knows the second-middle school group of Sichuan mothers knows that they are not uneasy about their children.

But they have the innate optimism of Sichuan people. When encountering something, they will not immediately think of the situation as bad, but look at everything with an optimistic attitude.

In their eyes, "Let nature take its course" is not a self-comforting idiom, but a strictly enforced life rule.

So they can eat well and sleep soundly even when their children are sick. It is not surprising for Sichuan mothers to smoke during pregnancy. Face the difficulties of life with a playful smile?

Humor is the superpower of Sichuan mothers

Many people think that humor and optimism are the same thing, but they are not.

Optimism is an attitude, humor is an ability.

Coincidentally, Sichuan mothers have these two things, and this "powerful combination" gives Sichuan mothers the magical ability to make ordinary processes relaxed and enjoyable.

The host Yang Di from Sichuan may be more appropriately called a comedian. In the show, he always talked about his mother, making everyone laugh: When I was a child, I had an argument with other people and someone ran away. I went to tell my mother, but my mother continued to play mahjong without changing her expression and said in a calm voice: "It's okay, he has to lose (he won't lose), red!" ? During the Chinese New Year when I was a child, mangoes were very expensive in our small county. My mother bought one. It was very soft. After she peeled it, her whole hands were covered with mangoes. You can imagine the scene. As a result, my mother asked the whole family to lick them. Her hands! ? One time I had to go to school in the morning. After I packed my luggage, I told my mother that I was leaving. There was no need to send it off. There was no need to send it off. So my mother really didn't send it off. She turned around and fell asleep immediately. ?

Yang Di told the story of her mother letting the whole family lick the mango juice from her hand in "Mars Intelligence Agency", which made the audience laugh!

After reading it, netizens shouted, finally knowing where Yang Di’s funny talent comes from!

Some media commented on Yang Di, "Not good-looking but very confident", and this confidence that does not match his appearance was given to him by his Sichuan mother with the same sense of humor.

Older generation "funny masters" like Yang Di's mother are very common in Sichuan, and the superpower of humor has also been passed on to the younger generation through them.

My friend Ameng is from Luzhou, Sichuan. She was born in the 1990s. She gave birth to her son a year ago. I went back to see her some time ago and stayed at her house for one night. At night, she waited for her to put the child to sleep. The child didn’t sleep for a long time. As she was sleeping, she said to the child in a thoughtful voice: Baby, you are already 8 months old, and you still don’t know how to understand your mother.

A coaxing scene on the verge of paralysis, Sheng Sheng was made happy by her words.

There is also a friend who took his 3-year-old daughter out to eat at a food stall. In summer, there were mosquitoes outdoors. The daughter couldn’t bear the bites, so she complained to her mother, “Mom, mosquitoes bit me?” The friend glanced at his daughter and replied, "Then why don't you bite it back?

The 3-year-old daughter was confused? Hahahaha!

In fact, whether it is my friends, Yang Di’s mother, or thousands of Sichuan mothers outside the story, everyone has their own sufferings in life. Smooth sailing.

Being a mother itself is full of hardships, but for Sichuan mothers, everything is negotiable. Whether to face it with a smile or cry, most Sichuan mothers Mom will choose the former. Face the difficulties of life with a playful smile! ?

This lyric from Li Zongsheng's "Hills" couldn't be more appropriate to describe the humorous nature of Sichuan mothers!

Smart, capable, diligent and neat

As for strength, we know nothing about Sichuan mothers

Sichuan people, especially Sichuan girls, are smart and hard-working, and are the best in the country. Something everyone knows.

For example, the familiar female celebrities from Sichuan, Xie Na and Qi Wei, are representatives of "hard-working Sichuan girls".

When a Sichuan girl becomes a Sichuan mother, these qualities will become twice as smart, diligent, neat and capable!

In the variety show "Wife's Romantic Travel", Xie Na revealed that she gained more than 150 pounds after giving birth to twins.

Everyone knows that for new mothers who have just experienced the arduous process of giving birth, it is extremely difficult to lose weight after giving birth.

But the quirky Sister Na posted this on Weibo after giving birth:

After three months of seclusion, Xie Na posted another Weibo post:

It doesn’t get any cooler than this! When outsiders see the waistcoat line, they don’t know how much sweat Xie Na has shed behind her back and how much perseverance she has put in!

Xie Na works so hard not only because she is a female star, but also because she is a Sichuan girl who is used to hard work. Now, she is a Sichuan mother who doubles down on her hard work!

Not only Xie Na, the so-called masters among the people, the Sichuan mothers scattered around us are also tough in their own way!

My friend Xiao C is from Chengdu and married in Beijing. After giving birth to a child in 2016, she quit her job and took care of the baby by herself. Because she had more spare time when raising a baby, she taught herself Japanese and has now passed the exam. Passed Japanese N4!

After learning Japanese, I felt I still had too much time, so I made my own cakes and desserts, and usually sold them in WeChat Moments. I watched her sell her first cake, and now, she has opened a very, very nice dessert shop. shop!

The problem is that after doing so many things, this Sichuan mother actually found time to practice waistcoat line and peach buttocks

You may think that such mothers are in the minority after all. But when you come into contact with enough Sichuan mothers, you will find that the diligence of this group is really far beyond the average person!

Among the Sichuan mothers I know, some will go to work and take care of their children at the same time, and at the same time they will open a dance cram school, and their life will be interesting;

Some will take care of their children at the same time, Selling insurance while earning a monthly income of RMB 50,000 to RMB 60,000;

There are people who are financially well-off, but after giving birth, they don’t hire a nanny or a confinement nanny, and they don’t bother their parents, and the couple handles everything by themselves?

The way they work hard is really beautiful!

Of course, not all Sichuan mothers are as mentioned above, and excellent qualities such as humor and diligence are not exclusive to Sichuan mothers.

In the world we live in, no matter which country, province or city, there are too many equally outstanding mothers.

From these mothers, can we see a completely different parent-child relationship? The relationship between parents and children is relaxed, humorous, and independent of each other?

Nowadays , too many parent-child relationships are too tight. For example, in daily life, parents will be nervous about every detail of their children, such as parents enrolling their children in too many cram schools, urging their children to work too hard, etc.

But a too tight parent-child relationship will take away a lot of fun from our lives, and these fun are the spices of our lives.

Life without flavoring is like a flower without soil. Even if it is bright for a short time, it will eventually become tasteless and wither.

Perhaps, we can also be like Sichuan mothers, giving birth to children with a playful smile, facing the difficulties of life with a playful smile, and making life full of happy nutrients every moment!