There are riddles, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes related to Chinese, couplets, street typos and six sentences in the handwritten newspaper.

Joke: One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming: 1 how much is 5? Xiao Ming counted his fingers and replied, 6! The teacher asked again: What about 7 plus 15? Xiao Ming just wanted to count his fingers when he suddenly found that his fingers were not enough. He increased the number of toes, but it was still not enough. The teacher said angrily, can't you use your head? Xiao Ming thought about it and said, only one brain is not enough! "

Street typo: complete food beauty (perfection)

Unknown mosquito (unknown)

The cup is safe (prepared)

Couplet: Wusuo Mountain, the sky is connected with water.

Green water is carefree,

The wind wrinkled his face,

Castle peak is not old, it is a snow-white head.

Two-part allegorical saying: Confucius' move is full of books (lost)

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror, not a person inside and outside.

Look at people under the door and look down on people.

Riddle: A Japanese man killed four people with a knife and left four spots of blood. Answer: photos