Funny and humorous sentence material for group chat

Humorous chat words can attract others' attention and make people like to chat with you. Below are some funny sentences for group chats that I have prepared for you. You are welcome to read them. I hope you like them.

Funny sentences for group chats (selected articles)

1. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

2. I always liked her broad-mindedness in the past, but in fact it was nothing more than an airport!

3. My mother always paid attention to all the clothes, shoes, socks, and hats I bought. She wanted to evaluate it, and after that, she would re-match it for me according to her aesthetics. My mother just wants me to wear T-shirts and trousers in summer! Wear a black down jacket and snow boots in winter! I will never have bangs and a ponytail! I will always only wear my hair! But Mom! I am already twenty years old!

4. What should I do if I encounter a snake in the wild? Don’t panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian

5. My mother is scolding my dad? Ten minutes later? My dad Come to my room? Start scolding me for not cleaning the room? Two minutes later? My mom also joins in scolding me? Five minutes later? My dad and mom reconcile?

6. There must be a road before the driveway. , I can't stop even if there is a road.

7. The farthest distance in the world is not that we are separated by the sky, but that we are classmates in different rooms.

8. Does every house have an old man snoring on the sofa with the TV on? ?Dad, if you don’t look at me, I turned it off. ?Look? You obviously have your eyes closed. ?I'm listening?

9. 3. My mother and I were almost touched on the thighs on the bus. My mother said to me: ?Your leg hair is so long, you didn't hurt anyone, right?

10. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not right.

11. "Especially able to endure hardships". I thought about these five words, and I only did the first four.

12. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

13. Watch If You Are the One with your parents while discussing what to eat tomorrow. My mother suddenly had an idea and said seriously: If you insist on choosing steamed buns, you may be rejected, but you can take away the rice and steamed buns.

14. The so-called couple avatar is a pair of Couples split.

1. Don’t get drunk on your wedding night. Don’t be too tired in your married life. You must learn family planning so that you can grow old together.

2. If you have too many past memories, don’t drink too little alcohol. If you cherish life too much, don’t take your heart out. If you don’t want to see through it, don’t open your eyes.

3. I am crazy and you are stupid. We have become a family in a daze. Come home quickly after get off work and say you love me again.

4. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.

5. I put my mobile phone in front of the bed, probably because I am afraid of running out of battery. I look up to read messages and lower my head to write love poems!

6. Mathematics makes me very tired, and physics makes me wrong again and again. Studying really made me haggard, and I was about to have a mental breakdown. Only by surfing the Internet will I not fall behind!

7. It doesn’t matter if you get high scores, you will be good if you pass, it doesn’t matter if you study deeply, you will be good if you can copy, this is a classroom, I can only meditate, I can’t study, music class Listen to it, have Sprite when you are thirsty, and go to the disco when you are sleepy.

8. You are a little smart, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk, if you are angry, I will not be angry.

9. Sift the center of the rice, and ask your sister and lover to be sincere. Don’t imitate the thousand eyes of rice, but imitate flowers and candles to have one heart.

10. You are very virtuous and know nothing at home. You are very cute and pitiful and no one loves you. You are a beautiful and moldy girl. You and I have an unwavering friendship.

11. My dear, lovely one, it’s better than a ten-dollar ticket! My dear, lovely one, it’s not as good as the old man waiting in line!

12. Sansheng is lucky enough to get to know you, and visitors from all over the world will no longer Reason: all women envy you for your beauty, and women love you for both. When the season comes, take a break in spring and refresh your breath. You will be a confidant with your horse and horse, and you will enjoy happiness and sorrow for centuries.

13. People who are naturally bald are extremely smart; people who shave their heads after hearing the news are smart.

14. A hen can’t lay an egg without a chicken. It takes a lot of time to lay an egg and turn it into a chicken. Why not just lay a chicken in the first place.

15. If the melon basket leaks out of the ditch, the melons will fall into the ditch.

16. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. He can dance three steps and four steps. Playing mahjong for five to six days without sleeping. Start working and then fall asleep!

17. Friends are like dogs, loyal and reliable, and will never stand behind you; friends are like pigs, lazy but honest, always following behind. .

18. Women who please themselves are beautiful, men who please themselves are poor.

19. Flowers don’t always bloom, and youth doesn’t always last. Fall in love while you are still young.

20. Adversity belongs to the wife, romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, loneliness belongs to the lover.

Funny sentences for group chats (latest)

1. When Nuwa was in the sky, Hou Yi shot her.

4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played, and enjoyed life; in the next 40 years, we struggled to support our families; and in the last 10 years, we squatted at the door every day and greeted the passers-by. ?

5. My new girlfriend and I have only been in a relationship for a week and she wants to break up with me because I haven’t read Octavio Paz’s books or Borges’s poems?

6. When I smile, my smile is full of the bohemian temperament of a poet. Behind this bohemianism, there are delicate and warm emotions. When I am silent, when I raise my head, I feel like a pure and graceful girl in the choir, and when I lower my head, I feel like a profound and elegant nobleman. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

7. Since ancient times, there have been no beautiful ladies on the Internet. There are rows of broken flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.

8. Master, just wait, I will ask Buddha to marry me!

9. Don’t be sad for the old and waste new tears!

10. I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

11. The escalator broke down when I left the subway station this morning. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.

12. In order to build a harmonious society, wife, let’s do it again.

13. Don’t hang yourself on a tree. Try to die on several trees. The death will be complete!

14. I would rather you hug someone else. Women miss me, and I don’t want you to hold me and miss other women.