Joke about traveling in the Kingdom of Chinese Characters

A county magistrate with a heavy accent came to the village to make a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive!!"

(Translation: Comrades and villagers, please be careful! Don’t talk, it’s a meeting now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pickles with sausages and pickles!"

(Translation: Let the township chief speak now!)

The township chief said: "Rabbits, the dog has eaten today's meal, everyone is a big bastard!"

(Translation: Comrades, today’s meal is enough, everyone has a big bowl!)

If you don’t want pickled cucumbers, I will pick up some dog poop for you to lick. ． ．

(Translation: Don’t talk, I’ll tell you a story...)