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What sentences make you want to cry?
Stop before your name.
I tried to control my curiosity and heart. "
2. It doesn't mean that the person you seem to like is suitable for falling in love, being friends and putting yourself into real life. What you may need more is that the three views fit your hobbies and don't interfere with each other. You must identify with and appreciate the soul of the other half very much. We must be very picky to last long.
3. I really like you and want to take you to see the first snow in the Forbidden City and the coastline of Alaska every year. I would like to spend an exclusive autumn with you. I would like to watch the ebb and flow of the tide on the pillow in your pavilion, in the red-carpeted auditorium and in Yuan Ye at dusk. I'd like to share it with you. I imagine living with you until my gray hair falls and I sleep with you.
But I really don't like you now. The station has not been repaired for a long time, and the bricks in Jiangnan are cracked. The blood that doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back is already cold. Sorry, let's call it a day. My favorite will be given to others.
I'll never see each other again in my life.
I am eager to see you, but please remember that I won't open my mouth to see you. This is not because of my pride, you know I am not proud in front of you, but because it makes sense for us to meet only when you also want to see me.
5.
A love letter to Shan Gui.
Worries about the west wind
Unfortunately, Shan Gui can't read.
The west wind blows eastward.
I tell you that I like you, and I don't have to be with you. I just hope that in the future, when you meet the bottom of your life, don't lose heart. At least some people have been attracted by your charm, have been, will be.
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