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Joke: Daquan is full of joy.

1. One day, the cat went out to catch mice and met a nutria. She said happily that this big mouse was enough for me to eat a full meal. Beaver said: I am a foreign mouse, and you have no right to control me. The cat said: I can finally eat meat in Kaiyang.

Father taught his little daughter to know the clock. He pointed to the clock and said, this represents hours, this represents minutes, and this represents seconds. Little daughter winks: I know this. But dad, who will stand for a while?

The boss asked me: Can you come to work overtime this Saturday? I know you like to play on weekends, but I really need you here. Sure, no problem, but you know, the roads are very crowded on weekends, so I think I'll be a little late. Well, when will it arrive? Monday!

4. When reviewing, I found someone else's head, including a printer, a tape recorder and a digital camera. Just my head. It's a soymilk machine.

5. A young man went on a blind date, and the matchmaker told him to be modest when meeting for the first time and not to embarrass the girl. After meeting, both men and women have a good impression on each other. The girl asked: How can you be willing to date me when the conditions are so good? The young man said modestly at once: How can a good girl like me have a crush on me?

6. When I was a child, I visited the bookstore, and the light was quite dark that day. Then I heard a child screaming in front of the counter: Aunt, I want to kill the pig myth. I looked at my aunt in horror. The aunt walked along the child's finger on the shelf with a straight face. Finally, we all saw Greek mythology.

7. The son asked his mother: What did I eat when I was born? Mom: Sure, try mom's milk. Son: What about Dad? Mom: I also eat mom's milk. Son: Where is Grandpa? My mother replied impatiently, everyone eats her mother's milk, and people all over the world grow up eating her milk. Son: Mom, you are really something. Can you stand feeding so many people by yourself?

8. In math class, the teacher graded the papers. There is a very simple question, but there are still many children's shoes that are answered wrong. So the teacher was angry: such a simple question is simply for you, you don't want it. A female classmate replied firmly: My mother said it wasn't mine.

9. A man is on a business trip. When he arrived at his destination, he found there was no parking space, so he had to park his car on the road. He left a note under the wiper, which read: I'm here on business. When I came back, I got a red ticket under the wiper, and there was a note under the note: Me too.

10, I like playing with water since I was a child. Dad said that this boy is destined to be a good swimmer in the future, which is really good. As it turns out, dad's words are still prescient. As a result, I am now a car washer.