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Autobiography of classical Chinese in the second day of junior high school 600
I was born five years ago, and I was playing in the village. Suddenly, a person came and said that her father said: This woman is smart. If I haven't read poems and books, I'm sorry ... I can't see her begging. His father was frightened, so he sent him to a private school to learn poetry. ...
After my youth, I entered middle school, and all the teachers liked it. However, one day, I was sleeping soundly in class, and the teacher said, Why am I sleeping soundly in class? You Cong told him that I am familiar with the teacher's business. After listening to it, it is also a cliche ... The teacher shook his head and left with a wry smile. ...
Sometimes a nosy person hears about it and asks the teacher, "Why did you shake your head when you heard what he said?"
Mr. Wang said to him, "you are not smart, but you learn by rote." I am deeply impressed. " . However, I am sensitive, I have learned little, and my heart is not specialized, so I shook my head! How about learning from time to time without asking questions? The former, as I heard leisurely, will be forgotten after sleeping for many days, so I left with a wry smile. ...
Youyou listened to his words and knew nothing about his bosom friends, so he studied hard. Three years later, I entered a key middle school. ...
2. Senior Two Composition: My autobiography (more than 600 words)1One morning in the early winter of 1996, I came to this beautiful world with the cry of a baby breaking the silence of the night.
My name is Yi Deng. Although it sounds ordinary, it is of great significance.
I have a sense of justice because I should be homophonic with justice; The reason why I quarrel with my little sister is because I should be in line with the controversial voice. Being thin is something that boys are afraid of, but I am thin, so many students called me "Tiny" in the fourth and fifth grades. Actually, I'm small and short.
My mother told me to eat more, but I still only eat a little every meal. My mother often says that I don't eat as much as the dogs in my hometown. = = * I really regret not listening to my mother. Eat more, or will I grow so short? It's really a "small step, too late to regret"! But I'm a little fat now.
According to my mother, when I first entered the kindergarten gate, I was both happy and scared. When I heard that my mother was going to leave me here alone, I cried and wouldn't let my mother go.
Mother had to lie to me that she was waiting for me in the hall. As a result, I didn't see my mother after school, and I cried and made trouble.
In a blink of an eye, I have stepped into the gate of primary school. In the second primary school, I learned a lot of new contents, broadened my horizons and made more good friends.
In the fourth grade, I transferred to another school. At the school in Shenzhen, I learned new knowledge and became interested in mathematics.
In the fifth grade, I transferred back to the second primary school. I don't know why, naughty I fell in love with reading, but at that time I was reading some story books, which seemed unintelligible.
Although I love writing, I have no literary talent. I like reading, but I forget it after reading it. Whether studying at school or entertaining at home, I often use jokes to create a happy atmosphere.
My ideal is to walk into Peking University. I believe that with my efforts and the education of teachers and parents, I will realize my ideal and repay my parents and teachers with excellent results! ! .
3. Junior two composition: My autobiography (more than 600 words) My autobiography.
Fourteen years later, I recall that haunting past, which is really a bit ridiculous.
1at noon on June 22, 990, a little life was born. Maybe it's because of heaven! I
The surname is Li, and Li has a strong meaning. Yang has the meaning of being proud.
When I was a child, my personality was just the opposite of my last name. I am not only not fierce, but also shy and timid. Every time I say that, my face will turn red, like two peaches, and the powder is a little black and white. Sometimes, people just drool. I remember answering questions in class once. At first, I was not nervous. My face hasn't changed either. So I breathed a sigh of relief and took a breath of fresh air. Suddenly, I was relaxed and happy. But it didn't last long. When I successfully answered the first question, the teacher seemed to test me and asked me to answer another question. Who knows, I can't do this problem. I feel embarrassed. In an instant, Xiantao appeared again. My heart is like a fire, hot and filled with smoke. I can hardly breathe, my heart is blocked. Fortunately, the teacher saw it. Tell me to sit down quickly, and in a flash, the red meaning disappears again. I stroked my heart hanging in mid-air, and slowly felt that it was all caused by timidity.
Then, I began to grow up slowly, from a fat child to a young pioneer. From the moment I put on the red scarf, I decided to study hard. But I have a small problem: "I like wandering in class." I can't help it What should I do about it? That's it. I began to be silent, and I was very sad every day. In class, I have been trying to overcome myself and not let my mind wander. Unfortunately, it didn't help. So, I don't want to give up like this, so I borrow the method of hanging beams and stabbing strands. Take your hands and feet away and put a clip on your head. When I realized that I was going to escape, I gave the clip a hard pull. Sure enough, many things and I finally succeeded, so I am very happy. I am also very excited. . . . . .
10 years old, how precious it is for a child! Because there is a big party waiting for us. I had a great time that year. On the same day, grandma bought me a bike. I chose that car myself. The overall color is blue. I like blue because it symbolizes peace and friendship.
Of course, not only that, but my aunt also bought me some beautiful skirts. Some are lace, some are lapel-shaped, and some are full of decorations. In short, they are beautiful and exquisite. Mom also sent a watch. . . . . . On my birthday, fireworks greeted me with a smile.
This year I entered the threshold of junior high school. They warmly extended their arms to me. I couldn't help being tempted and went in. Although it is wonderful, it is also difficult. I tried to escape several times, but it didn't work. In desperation, I chose to accept. In fact, it is not difficult to accept it. As long as I work hard. Feel with your heart!
Alas! The past is all in silence! ! ! ! !
The fan of classical Chinese autobiography in junior middle school is an urchin. He was born in the countryside and grew up in the field. He was born in childhood and didn't ask for a nomination. He is often a chicken flying a dog jumping. Familiar with children's group fights and couples' quarrels. My father didn't regard me as a stubborn person. He accused himself of driving me away. He took care of me in bed and gave me long fists and short feet. Because of fear, my father was taught pinyin, numbers, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. He didn't feel the cold and summer, and thought he had learned half a car and had a fight. So he imitated Jiro's move, took the book of Confucius and Mencius, embarked on the road of Cohen, and entered the school with awe. I want to build a boat with suffering, so that I won't be abandoned. Unexpectedly, my classmates are stubborn and uneducated, so I stand out in the classroom lightly and proudly. There are countless small red flowers, and the award certificates are posted on four walls. The certificate of honor consists of 12 volumes, which contain the name of the owner. It can be said that it was a success! If I make persistent efforts, coupled with the cleverness of ice and snow, I can make up for laziness with spirit and cleverness, and my learning path is very smooth. Up to now, I have accumulated a cold window of 19 years. This woman is very strange and imaginative. Every time she knows something, she smiles and others treat her coldly. Or have fun with you, alone, with others, who is happy? But in this case, the mother scolded and said, "What merit is this?" Good reading is also a positive solution! "
When I was young, my eloquence was quite good. I made it up. Inexplicably addicted to their own writing, never stop writing, fearless. But I know little about famous books. Cases of unfair treatment occur from time to time. May it improve over time. It is not shameful to have a clear head, give full play to eloquence, be good at arguing, be good at sophistry, convince others by reasoning, and enjoy yourself. However, you don't deserve to be an expert, or you will be ashamed of yourself. Try to learn sketch for a few days and win the capital of oral presentation. Skills are also copied, so they will go away.
This woman is open-minded, but careless. Its teacher often teaches it. I was not satisfied with the training, so I lost my mind. As everyone knows, the follower is in danger. Born optimistic and competitive. A gentleman once said, "don't worry about trifles, don't worry about fame." My fair lady next door, learn! " As you can see. This female nai has no smile and teeth, and is gentle and quiet. It has been effective in the East since ancient times and has declined. The woman said, "alas! Sister Furong is on the upper body? " Please correct yourself. How can a teacher have such a problem now?
5. How to write a 600-word autobiography in the second grade composition requires two clues. Fourteen years later, I recall that haunting past, which is really a bit ridiculous.
1at noon on June 22, 990, a little life was born. Maybe it's because of heaven! I
The surname is Li, and Li has a strong meaning. Yang has the meaning of being proud.
When I was a child, my personality was just the opposite of my last name. I am not only not fierce, but also shy and timid. Every time I say that, my face will turn red, like two peaches, and the powder is a little black and white. Sometimes, people just drool. I remember answering questions in class once. At first, I was not nervous. My face hasn't changed either. So I breathed a sigh of relief and took a breath of fresh air. Suddenly, I was relaxed and happy. But it didn't last long. When I successfully answered the first question, the teacher seemed to test me and asked me to answer another question. Who knows, I can't do this problem. I feel embarrassed. In an instant, Xiantao appeared again. My heart is like a fire, hot and filled with smoke. I can hardly breathe, my heart is blocked. Fortunately, the teacher saw it. Tell me to sit down quickly, and in a flash, the red meaning disappears again. I stroked my heart hanging in mid-air, and slowly felt that it was all caused by timidity.
Then, I began to grow up slowly, from a fat child to a young pioneer. From the moment I put on the red scarf, I decided to study hard. But I have a small problem: "I like wandering in class." I can't help it What should I do about it? That's it. I began to be silent, and I was very sad every day. In class, I have been trying to overcome myself and not let my mind wander. Unfortunately, it didn't help. So, I don't want to give up like this, so I borrow the method of hanging beams and stabbing strands. Take your hands and feet away and put a clip on your head. When I realized that I was going to escape, I gave the clip a hard pull. Sure enough, many things and I finally succeeded, so I am very happy. I am also very excited. . . . . .
10 years old, how precious it is for a child! Because there is a big party waiting for us. I had a great time that year. On the same day, grandma bought me a bike. I chose that car myself. The overall color is blue. I like blue because it symbolizes peace and friendship.
Of course, not only that, but my aunt also bought me some beautiful skirts. Some are lace, some are lapel-shaped, and some are full of decorations. In short, they are beautiful and exquisite. Mom also sent a watch. . . . . . On my birthday, fireworks greeted me with a smile.
This year I entered the threshold of junior high school. They warmly extended their arms to me. I couldn't help being tempted and went in. Although it is wonderful, it is also difficult. I tried to escape several times, but it didn't work. In desperation, I chose to accept. In fact, it is not difficult to accept it. As long as I work hard. Feel with your heart!
Alas! The past is all in silence! ! ! ! !
6. The classical Chinese autobiography fan in junior high school is an urchin. He was born in the countryside and grew up in the field. He was born in childhood and didn't ask for a nomination. He often makes a fuss when he is depressed. Familiar with children's group fights and couples' quarrels.
My father didn't regard me as a stubborn person. He accused himself of driving me away. He took care of me in bed and gave me long fists and short feet. Because of fear, my father was taught pinyin, numbers, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. He didn't feel the cold and summer, and thought he had learned half a car and had a fight. So he imitated Jiro's move, took the book of Confucius and Mencius, embarked on the road of Cohen, and entered the school with awe.
I want to build a boat with suffering, so that I won't be abandoned. Unexpectedly, my classmates are stubborn and uneducated, so I stand out in the classroom lightly and proudly. There are countless small red flowers, and the award certificates are posted on four walls. The certificate of honor consists of 12 volumes, which contain the name of the owner. It can be said that it was a success! If I make persistent efforts, coupled with the cleverness of ice and snow, I can make up for laziness with spirit and cleverness, and my learning path is very smooth. Up to now, I have accumulated a cold window of 19 years. This woman is very strange and imaginative. Every time she knows something, she smiles and others treat her coldly.
Or have fun with you, alone, with others, who is happy? But in this case, the mother scolded and said, "What merit is this?" Good reading is also a positive solution! "When I was young, my eloquence was quite good. Inexplicably addicted to their own writing, never stop writing, fearless.
But I know little about famous books. Cases of unfair treatment occur from time to time.
May it improve over time. There is no shame in being clear-headed
Give full play to eloquence, be good at arguing, be good at sophistry, convince people by reasoning, do everything for everything and have fun. However, you don't deserve to be an expert, or you will be ashamed of yourself.
Try to learn sketch for a few days and win the capital of oral presentation. Skills are also copied, so they will go away.
This woman is open-minded, but careless. Its teacher often teaches it.
I was not satisfied with the training, so I lost my mind. As everyone knows, the follower is in danger.
Born optimistic and competitive. A gentleman once said, "don't worry about trifles, don't worry about fame."
My fair lady next door, learn! "Now as you can see. This female nai has no smile and teeth, and is gentle and quiet.
It has been effective in the East since ancient times and has declined. The woman said, "alas! Sister Furong is on the upper body? " Please correct yourself. How can a teacher have such a problem now?
7. In classical Chinese, my autobiography was written in the second day of junior high school, from Mayong, Dongguan. I like irrigation, swimming, basketball and living by the river since I was a child, because I feel so strange.
Active and talkative, don't admire Li Rong. Love to blow water, poor technology; Whenever I know something, I will happily forget to eat.
Sex tourism, poor family, can not be obtained often, my friends know that I am so, so they introduce me to the class. Mystery, pigs, dogs, cattle and horses are harder than coolies.
Get up earlier than a chicken, sleep later than a dog, eat worse than a pig, live worse than a mouse's nest, jump faster than a monkey, walk more unjustly than a horse, climb higher than a yak and be darker than a Tibetan. Even so, I was drunk.
I read less and walk more; In order to increase our knowledge and broaden our horizons. As long as I have the opportunity, I will not hesitate to give up classes.
The famous mountains and rivers of the motherland, places of interest and historical sites, have a panoramic view; Delicious snacks from all over the world are in it. The journey is relaxing and enjoyable, which makes people linger.
When my friend saw me drunk, he thought I was fascinated and told me to take it off. How do we know if it's not in there? The world is cold and cynical, which makes me feel that taking the road of Wan Li is not as good as reading thousands of books.
Feel the economy and culture of small cities and appreciate the customs in all directions; Make friends, meet bosom friends and enjoy the world; Talk about state affairs, talk about ideals and speak freely. Understanding is deepening in practice, and practice promotes understanding more and more widely. How can I be fascinated? "The world is turbid and I am alone, and everyone is drunk and I wake up alone."
Go your own way and let others talk! Being born in the world is hard to be confused, isn't it? .
8. I urgently need about 600 words of biographical composition in classical Chinese, and the characters I write can be arbitrarily defined as1; Song Bida was born in Huangzhou, Hubei.
In the eighth year of Shunzhi, he was a scholar and was awarded the title of magistrate of Ningdu County, Jiangxi Province. The land is barren and the people are poor. The two townships of Qingtai and Huaide have suffered for a long time. Many people migrate, and the land cannot be governed.
Please do your best to attract it, and the field of two years will be opened up. The county governs the river, the summer rain soars and the city is exhausted.
If the water falls, it will be handled in the old way, and there will be no flood. In the 13th year of Kangxi, Geng rebelled, rose from Fujian and attacked and plundered near the ground. Thieves responded to the Jiangxi earthquake.
Ningdu has two cities, the north and the south, with people in the south and soldiers in the north. Bida said, "In ancient times, there was a society of armor, bravery and crossbows, and all the people could be soldiers.
Wang Shouren broke Chen Hao's taste and took advantage of it. "Such as training, righteous two thousand.
Xia Bo, the thief pioneer, asked Bida to discuss, "What should I do?" Bida said: "As a person and a minister, there is no difference in death. The thieves are all together, and the beginning can be broken in one drum. "
The battalion will lead soldiers into the battalion, and there are few thieves. Strike them with courage and the thieves will run. We have led many people to attack it, and the huge gun has been broken. We have to make up for its shortcomings and prepare for the benefit of the defense.
Will help, thieves will go. Or to the governor, the county fort (2) is mostly a thief, the governor will send his troops, and he will fight for it with blood.
There are loyal ministers and women in the army returning from Tingzhou, all of which are related to each other's wailing. They have poured out their salvation and asked their surnames to live in and protect them. At the beginning of the county, Huai salt was eaten. It goes without saying that Wang Shouren ruled Jiangxi and changed Guangdong salt. Later, due to the bitter sales, it was convenient for businessmen and people to increase the volume of Huai River with Guangdong.
When a pawn failed to win a prize in Guangdong, he was dismissed. People in Ningdu sent him away in tears, but he was not affected and went to Nanchang. The thief won half the battle, but persevered under threat for seven days.
Suddenly, in the middle of the night, dozens of soldiers came over the wall and said, "Is Master Song there? We are all Ningdu people. " If you come out, you must take off.
When he returned to Li, the governor of Jiangxi moved to Huguang. When he saw it, he sighed, "Are you a person who sticks to the lonely city?" I think that if the consulting department returns to its old post, it will definitely record it with military merits. " Biderson thanked him.
Then the speaker said, "Then an official is like abandoning his wife. Why don't you put up with the media?" Brown-clothed vegetables are old in the fields, and Ningdu people only worship when they are old. A few years ago, Yunnan Kouhanda let Ji 'an enter Ningdu territory, and later ordered ④ to control Xiang Yong and protect his city.
(selected from the draft of Qing history) 2; Li Shangyin, born in Zhao County, lived in Luzhou and moved to Jingzhao for ten thousand years. The weak crown clears the classics and supplements the main book.
At that time, Yao Zan was a secretariat of the same state and was very polite. In Jinglong, he remonstrated for the left eunuch army.
At the same time, Cui Wei, the assistant minister of Zhongshu, and Zheng Wei, the assistant minister of the official department, were elected at the same time. They attached great importance to the situation and used the three-year vacancy upside down. Scholars complained bitterly. I didn't know about politics until the second time. It was still Li Huai, who was hidden in the same column, and let Yu Dianting disintegrate it, and so on. Then I went to prison for investigation and was demoted.
At that time, Feng Zhaotai, the secretariat of Zhou Mu, falsely played more than 200 schools such as Tonglu Liling, calling it a demon rebellion, and wrote a reply to the suggestion. All the censors were afraid of Zhao Tai's stubbornness, but they all said they were sick and dared not go.
Shang Yin sighed and said, "If you don't announce it, how can you make the good fall into the wrong punishment!" Then the more I invited him, the more I pushed Betty and others, and I was exempted from the competition. Cui Kun and Zheng Kun were reused, and they were still hidden in the temple as an imperial edict, and were given as Wei county decrees.
After his death, he remained incognito, worshiping Yuan Wailang from the official department in Dingzhou Sima Zhuo, and worshiping Yuan Wailang from the Ministry of War in Heyang. Still hidden and tired, moved to the suggestion.
At that time, Wang Xu, an imperial envoy, used his power to make him suffer greatly. Will be sued by the enemy, still hidden in its place, there is no room for loans, was raped and stolen by it, Xu Sui offended.
It is still relatively hidden to find an assistant minister of the Ministry of War and then move to Henan Yin. Still implicit and straightforward, without any concealment, clear and decisive.
Under its control, it is obvious. He also practiced the story very carefully, and in recent years, he made a big fuss about it, which was recorded in secret and was called a good official.
In the summer of 13th year, Liu Ding, a demon thief, invaded Luomen in the middle of the night, but he still sat in seclusion, unable to perceive his department, and moved to Guizhou as the governor. When he left, the emperor said, "It is necessary to learn the law to know your loyalty and righteousness."
Because I gave comfort to a hundred colorful horses. Russia moved to Guangzhou and still served as the governor of five houses.
When I left my job, I gave gold as a gift to those who were still hiding, but they still kept their promise and said, "I am divided by nature and cannot be changed." I must be cautious and know four things. " I can't believe it.
Tired to worship, Li Pu, state secretariat, add silver Qing Guanglu doctor, give a title, become Dali Qing, and replace Wang Hao as an ancient doctor. Chen Siwen, Minister of Agriculture, attracted many villains as his subordinate officials and stole money from the valley, accumulating a lot.
Still hiding and pressing it, thinking about it and dying in Lingnan. Those who are still hidden as constitutional officials and need to go to the evil place of the court are even called this.
Twenty-four years, thanks to the fact that ministers, the east is left behind. Twenty-eight years, turn to the prince.
Xunzu, 75 years old, said she was a virgin. (Excerpted from Old Tang Biography, Volume 135) 3; Jiangge, the word Xiuying, is also from Jiyang.
At the age of six, he could understand genus. At the age of nine, my father is hard to change, lonely and tireless in reading.
Sixteen bereavement of mother, filial piety. Take the clothes away and mend them for the children in the country.
The official department is grateful to Yajing. Cyst tasted the taste of leather. When it was snowing heavily, she saw the disadvantages of leather, but she studied tirelessly. After sighing for half a day, she took off her book and cut half a piece of felt and leather to fill the bedding.
You can only cross the country with leather, except Guangling Prefecture. Pengcheng, Shige Town.
Since the fall of the city, it was inconvenient to ride a horse, so he returned by boat and was held by wei ren. Yuan Yanming, Wei Ci's secretary, was famous for his talent and received him very warmly.
Ge said, if you are sick enough to worship, you will do harm if you know it. Brother Ling is Peng's sacrifice.
The word has been changed for a long time, and there is no idea. Yan Ming made him feel worse than himself, and said sharply, "Jiangge is sixty years old, so he can't be killed or reported to the Lord. He died very lucky today, and he vowed not to write for others. "
Delaying knowing that you can't bend is the only way to stop. Three liters of corn are taken away every day, leaving only my life.
Lord Wei begged Wang Yuan of Zhongshan to rebel against the North a little, but he released his skin and returned to Korea. Zhao Ri: "Guangling is the prefect of Jiangge. He is not afraid of danger, but he is too arrogant."
When King Wu Ling was in Dongzhou, he was quite arrogant. The next day, he called for a change of face: "King Wuling is young and Zangdun is weak, so he can't correct himself. He wants to represent Qing. It must be clear that there can be no resignation. "
There was a man, a close friend and disciple of Ge, who lived in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. When he heard about Ge, he met him in the county. Leather is not paid, but it is paid and the food is not delicious.
Counties and counties have a vast territory, and there are hundreds of litigation days. There is no doubt that there has been a delay in distinguishing and judging leather. Merit must be rewarded, and those who have transgressed must be punished. People are afraid of security and officials, which is the impact of a city.
The last day: "Jiang can do it." This is in addition to the official minister.
Will be returned, and people love it. The gift is nothing bitter, just a lift.
Ge Xi is partial. He can't lie down. Or "Geri": "Since the ship is uneven, it is very dangerous to help the river. When moving heavy objects, handle them with care. "
Leather has nothing, but more than ten stones are taken from the bank of Xiling to prove it. Its poverty is so.
Looking for Wu Jun, at that time, the site was frugal and robbed of business.
In the county, people are afraid that they can't be quiet. Ge Naishan's heart is wide spread, his orders are clear, and thieves rest the people.
Shi Shangshu asked He to be in charge of the election, but he didn't use himself. The rigidity of skins is always praised and criticized, which is a disease of power.
9. I am in grade 13 this year, and I am in grade 2. Please help me write my autobiography in classical Chinese. Wuzhong talented woman, Shang Xin, Fang Thirteen, originally from Dongguan. Laughter is naive, and anger is black. Good at writing, good at poetry, fond of fantasy, difficult to persist. I wanted to study arithmetic hard and covet the achievement of thousands of miles in a day, but the heat was three points, fleeting, brilliant and straightforward.
Lovely girl with big eyes and oval face; Modest, gentle, crazy. In front of people, they are gentle, demure and dignified, just like Xia Ziwei on the bank of Daming Lake, while behind people, they are careless and bared their teeth, just like swallows in a bookstore. When I was a teenager, I read books at night, thought about prime time during the day, didn't do my homework, and devoted myself to poetry in order to write and love music. Beautiful scenery to find a bosom friend, bosom friend where to know my heart? Touched by the song of picking lotus in Jiangnan, the song ends in gold. Flowers are similar year after year, and dreams are the same year after year. When I was thirteen, I wrote here, thought about it, and put it down. I'm free.
Misty rain is all about this, I hope Xiaomei likes it.
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