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Ask for a joke from a mental hospital.

1. A patient came to see a psychiatrist.

Patient: I always thought I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?

Patient: Because I am a bird.

2. Mental patient A stole the phone book from the nurse's office and went back to the ward. Q B: "You see, I finished it recently.

How about this novel? "

B looked at it and replied, "Not bad. However, there are just a few more roles. "

Then the nurse in the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me!" " "