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Ask for a joke from a mental hospital.
1. A patient came to see a psychiatrist.
Patient: I always thought I was a bird.
Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?
Patient: Because I am a bird.
2. Mental patient A stole the phone book from the nurse's office and went back to the ward. Q B: "You see, I finished it recently.
How about this novel? "
B looked at it and replied, "Not bad. However, there are just a few more roles. "
Then the nurse in the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me!" " "
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