China people and foreigners, a watermelon joke.

1. Others are wild horses on vacation, and he is a pig running out of the fence on vacation.

We are always a stumbling block on each other's way to lose weight.

Just now, four roommates were hungry, but there was nothing to eat in the dormitory and the night market was closed, so they made the last two packs of Banlangen granules and shared them.

Others are full after two bites, but she can still eat two bites when she is full.

Looking at her circle of friends is like smelling rice.

6. She knows the WiFi passwords of all hotels.

7. Shopping with my girlfriend, she accidentally fell down. I went to help her and found that her hand was broken, and the mala Tang in her hand didn't spill at all.

8. "You grow snacks!" "Dim sum? What snacks? "

9. That's what my male ticket said about me: my stomach is full.

10. Hehe, my girlfriend sang "The Legend of the New White Snake" like this, which turned out to be a recipe! Ha ha ha ha ha! West Lake Meiqin, sweet yam! Spring taro into the wine, run away! There are thousands of round carp to stew, and it's not as hard to clip them as round Huimian Noodles. Ten years of the same rinse tripe! Lamian Noodles in one hundred! If it's choking salt, there's a stove Sweet potato is in front of the heart. If it's choking salt, there's a stove Sweet potato is a happy dish, spicy ...