Anyway, a cold joke

1 Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! ! ! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold ... 2. Legend has it that there was a killer with cold heart, cold sword and cold hands! So ... he froze to death! ! ! 3. A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ... A ... A ... A ................. 4. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him. And ... one day, he was taken away! One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag." 6. On a hot afternoon, a matchstick tickled, tickled and caught fire. Remember the game in the afternoon? In fact, there is still a game behind. His head feels itchy. After catching it, his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital. After the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab. 7. There is a child who looks like a tomato. One day, he was walking and suddenly fell down. . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's funny. 8. A penguin had nothing to do and pulled out all his hair. He said: It's really cold. Sequel: There was a polar bear with nothing to do. He plucked all his hair. He said: Penguin is right ... 9. One day, three explorers finally found "hope", so they decided to give it a try. The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! Next jump, there is really a beautiful woman waiting for him. The second is a bookworm, shouting "Book! Books! Books! Books! Books! Then, jump into the valley and get books full of pits and valleys. The third kind is an indecisive person who can't decide what he likes after thinking for a long time. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful thing, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded "s h i t!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley. 10. There was a fat man ... who jumped from a tall building ... and became a dead fat man ... 1 1. Do you know why penguins live in Antarctica? Because it's very cold there ... 12. Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick the rice cakes into the sea ... Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a couple who privately agreed to get married for life, but the boys needed military service, so they made an oath with the girls and gave them a diamond ring, promising to meet the girls today three years later. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. She was so sad that she threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair and ran away from home. In fact, boys have been waiting for girls, but girls remember the date wrong, so it has become an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... a few years later. Boys go fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cakes 13. Wife: I really stepped on shit before I married you. Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you. ..... Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there trampled by you two ... 14. One day, there was a fudge walking in the street. As she walked, she suddenly said: