Funny and tasteless humorous jokes

Recommend a few funny and tasteless jokes, I hope you can laugh.

1, traveling with beautiful colleagues, running a day's business, eating local snacks together at night, and visiting local night scenes together.

Just after returning to the hotel to take a shower, she sent a text message saying that she had a backache and asked me if I could go over and help her pinch her back. . .

I just turned it off. People are fucking people, and you're not the only one who runs all day. Why should others wait on you? !

2. Send the goddess home at night. She says it's too late, or sleep here. It's not safe to drive at night. As soon as I heard this, I got angry at once. I have been driving for several years, and I am still afraid of the dark. I was so angry that I turned my head and left, and the chain of the car broke. . .

3. The outpatient doctor asked the patient:? What are your symptoms?

Patient:? Hide! ?

Doctor:? Speak human words! ?

Patient:? Is the foreskin too long?

I tell you this is a good self-defense. My sister has one. She got off work late, and when she took a taxi, she found that the driver was driving in the wrong direction and became more and more remote.

On the pretext of going to the toilet, the driver followed me at a distance. . .

I can't get rid of it. I had a brainwave. I found a tree and stood like a man to pee. Damn it, turn around. The driver has run a long way?

5、? Do you eat bitter gourd or not? ?

? Don't eat radish. ?

? Do not eat pumpkin. ?

? Don't eat rapeseed head. ?

? Don't eat celery ?

? You don't eat anything, you are so picky about food! ?

? Huh? I'm not picky about food! I eat all kinds of meat! ?

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