Can you tell a joke that makes people laugh instantly?

1, "the little girl imitated TV and asked: Where is Dad better than us? Dad ignored mom and smiled. The little girl turned to look at her mother. What does her mother laugh at? "

Xiaoyu was caught cheating in the exam. Teacher: Who did you copy? Fish: My teacher who copied mussels: You fart.

3. When I first entered the Internet cafe, I, after entering the Internet cafe, turned off my brother's computer directly according to the boot result. He endured for a long time and calmly told me that he was in the ranking.

Lemon wants to ask his boss for leave. The boss asked him what happened. Lemon said, "I don't know what happened, but I always feel sour."

5.kiku chewed bread 33 times, and I chewed so much. My mother scolded me for not wanting to eat or go out.

6. In the CET-4 and CET-6, I greeted my aunt, who was very happy and wished me a score of 100.

7. A man wanted to name his child Zhang San, and finally he chose Zhang Sirui.

8. A friend in Yunnan was poisoned by wild mushrooms and thought he was a milkshake. On the way to the hospital, the driver gets nervous when he accelerates. Where is my lid? Hold your head tight, slow down, I'm going to spill!

9. "What book did you buy?"

"programming."

"C++ or Java?"

Shen Congwen. "

10, a non-mainstream fight died, and his father said, Do evil, let me be a white-haired man and send red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard?

Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.

12, the headmaster said that last year's cleaning was a senior one, and this year's turn is a senior two.

13, I just brought contact lenses when I was in junior high school. When I got home, I told my grandmother that I wore contact lenses. Grandma asked me what contact lenses are. I picked them up with tweezers and showed them to her. Grandma said, really can't see. After grandma walked out of the house, I found it was not caught! ! !

14, I dare not wear a red scarf when I am fat, otherwise it is very similar to QQ.

15, "I want one piece!"

"... Shanghai police are very powerful. "

16, the child asked his mother, "Why are candles and flames flashing?" Mom said, "Because it's a small fire."

17, "What did I do wrong when I came to this school?" "You did the wrong question."

18, it thundered. The other little girls were lying in their brother's arms and said that thunder was terrible. Only you are lying on the balcony shouting: Thunder, this is the amethyst hammer.

19, love can't be hidden, even if it is hidden in the closet, it will still be discovered by the husband.

20. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken, "Chicken, I love you." Chicken: "You don't have to duck."

2 1, I went to find a place to have lunch, and my friend was in a hurry. Then he saw a family with a toilet, so he strode in and said, "There is a toilet here, and we can eat here."

22. Grandma is old. Show her the photos in my mobile phone and tell her that you can look at the next one with a flick of your finger. We don't have to throw up every time.

23. The teacher on the podium: "Why do I have a voice when I speak! ! ! "

24. I just smoked on the balcony. I smoked half, and the wind smoked half. I don't care about following suit. Maybe the wind also has troubles, but later, the more I think about it, the more I feel angry, and I take it away.

25. Forensic dialogue. "What position do we want here?" "prone position." N hours later. "Finished it so soon?" Well, I have to make more, my waist.

26. Ten years later, I was feeding pigs at home when a phone call came, "It's time to start school."

27. Mother Dragon scolded Baby Dragon for peeking at Jackie Chan's movies.

28. Every time I am angry, I quietly ask myself whether this person is worthy of mammary gland hyperplasia and is worthy of being collected in my milk.

29. Do you remember the swearing words of a village head in Henan province on the radio? -"Just like your face is white and fragrant, just put some hand cream on your face!"

30. Mulan joined the army for her father. One day, she missed her mother so much that she embroidered her mother's appearance on the cloth with a needle in the camp. A soldier saw it and said to Mulan, Show it to your mother?

3 1, a curry pork chop rice, no curry, no pig, no rice, climb for me.

32. "In fact, knights, like other princesses, come to see you with different foods every day. The only difference is that your knight has to pay the delivery fee. "

33. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

34. Some time ago, I went on a blind date. The girl looks as good as the photo. We had a good chat. Suddenly, the girl said shyly, "Uncle, hasn't your son come yet?"

35. Liu Xing-the first person in the ant flower bed.

You don't have to come to work tomorrow.

37. Thais are really serious about epidemic prevention again.