Who has the funniest joke?

I have not heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed.

I thought of death. I cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, and parachuted upstairs.

Noodles can be inked to death.

Invited me to dinner and died.

People from four countries traveled by plane, and the plane suddenly overloaded. The pilot said, "Our plane is overweight now, so we have to jump off a person."

The Americans shouted "Long live the United States of America" and jumped off the plane.

The driver said, it's still too heavy, and I have to jump again.

The British people shouted "Long live the Kingdom of Great Britain" and then jumped off the plane.

At this time, the driver said that it was still heavy and he wanted to jump again.

When the people of China came out, the Japanese cordially shook hands with the people of China and said, "I will never forget the kindness of the people of China." At this time, the people of China shouted "Long live the people and country of China" and kicked the Japanese down.

People from four countries traveled abroad by plane, but the plane broke down. Americans say there are three parachutes here, and we must have them.

When a man jumped off the plane, the American said, "I'll give you a question. Whoever can't answer it will jump." All three people agreed.

Americans ask China people, "How many suns are there in the sky?"

China people: "One"

The American asked the Englishman, "What is the moon in the sky?"

Englishman: "One"

The American asked the Japanese, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Japanese: "..."

The Americans kicked him down.

The next day, they traveled by plane again, and the plane broke down again. The American said, "There are only three parachutes here. Someone must be there."

When I got off the plane, it was still my problem as usual. "

Americans ask China people, "A few years ago, a huge passenger ship was wrecked. What's its name? "

China people: Titanic

The American asked the British, "How many people died in that accident?"

Britain: "1503 people"

The American asked the Japanese again, "What's the name of the person 1503?"

Japan: "..."

America kicked the Japanese and got off the plane.

On the third day, the four of them went to travel again, and the same plane broke down again. At this moment, the Americans came over, and before they could speak, Japan cried:

"Forget it, you don't have to kick me, I jumped by myself." Then I jumped off the plane, and the American shouted at the door, "Damn it, you!" "

There are five parachutes on the plane today. "