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Ask for a fable "The Shepherd and the Sheep"

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Introduction: According to the Bible, at the beginning of Genesis, all people on the earth spoke only one language. Later, they moved eastward to a plain and settled there. They said to each other, "Come on, let's burn some bricks." They said, "come on, let's build a city first, and then a tower, the top of which will reach the sky." Let us be famous all over the world and never part. " Therefore, they used bricks as stones and lime mixed with mortar to build many buildings. God came down from the sky, looked at the cities and towers built by people, and said, "Look, they belong to the same nation and speak the same language now, and they have begun to do such things. If you continue, you must do whatever you want. " "Well, let me go down and disturb their language so that they can't talk to each other." So God scattered them everywhere, and they could no longer build cities and towers. That city is called Barbita, and that tower is called Barbita.

The shepherd has not changed his innate optimism, and of course he is also sloppy. He doesn't know that the future awaits him in new fields, including food. Today is the second time he has sprouted hunger within a week of arriving in the new world. This feeling has never been so strong. He looked at the sheep, which bowed its head and walked silently. He wanted to say something, but she was hungry, too, and let the shepherd follow.

This scene happened a few days ago, and the shepherd suggested returning to the paradise along the road, at least with enough food. As a result, I gave the sheep a lecture and almost got a big punishment. After a few kilometers of cold war, they miraculously found some food and survived the temporary difficulties. What will happen to them this time? To be or not to be? The shepherd followed the stubborn sheep. Go ahead, go ahead. If it is the will that guides him, it is better to say that the sheep struggling in front of him let him go ... But death seems to be about to enter his life ... Hunger, cold, fatigue, coupled with numb consciousness, and a gloomy sky, followed by darkness.

When I woke up, I felt warm around, and there was still some grass left in my mouth (the sheep forced me to eat something delicious again). He looked around lazily and got a fright. Why did the original sheep split into several sheep? Is he hallucinating because he is so hungry?

"Baa baa" and "baa baa baa" are really the voices of several sheep talking nonstop. After listening for a while, he finally recognized the lamb. Now she is obviously more tired than other sheep, eating leisurely and chatting up other sheep at will. The shepherd gratefully embraced the weak lamb.

Later, I learned intermittently from the mouth of the lamb that he was walking that day and suddenly fainted. The lamb was so anxious that he ran around and screamed. Fenbet may infect similar animals before they die frequently. Just as the lamb was about to run out of her only hoarse voice, several sheep came running.

They were saved and had a few more sheep. And water, food, or more.

After a few days of rest.

Shepherds and lambs have basically recovered. These days, they communicate with those sheep. In fact, the shepherd asks questions in human language, then the lamb translates in sheep language, and then the other sheep answers in sheep language. The shepherd can probably understand the words of the sheep, although the local accent of these sheep is very strong. The shepherd got the message that the sheep living here have to unite into small groups and occupy different life circles in order to survive because of the shortage of resources in this area. Because there is not much hierarchy in this circle culture, different groups, even the same group, and different sheep often fight for trivial things, and as a result, the sheep in this area spend every day in fear.

In fact, the lamb also told the shepherd this question before. The existence of shepherds in this world is determined by the nature of sheep. Sheep are used to living in groups, but there is no hierarchy, so there can be no so-called protagonist in the flock, and the responsibility of management is given to the shepherd. Losing the shepherd's flock is the status quo in this area.

The shepherd and the lamb discussed it alone for several nights, and finally made up his mind to build this area into his sheep empire. But can ambitious goals really be as easy as imagined? The shepherd is not sure yet. He has never managed any sheep, even the lamb sleeping next to him.

That night, the shepherd dreamed of God again. "Love it."