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Navigator and the sea

Core tip: Krylov’s fable, the story of the Navigator and the Sea.

The strong waves washed the sailors onto the shore. The sailors fell asleep and became exhausted. As soon as he woke up, he cursed: "Ocean, you deserve to die, you ***! You pretended to be meek and seduced us, seduced us into the water, and then swallowed us up."

The sea appears Looking at the face of the goddess of the sea, she spoke frankly to the sailor, "I feel wronged by you for blaming me. It is safe to sail on my water. It is all because of the trouble caused by the sons of Eor. The sea water is churning and the waves are roaring." Their restless temper makes me uneasy. If you don't believe it, you might as well try what I say: when the wind is sleeping, you lift the anchor and sail the boat, and the sea will be as stable as the mountains."

I said this. The method is very good and simple, but the sail cannot sail without wind.

A daily joke: I was walking with a girl, and then the wind blew up the girl's short skirt at night. I hurriedly covered it, and asked me if I saw it. I said no, and I saw a little pink. , bang, the left side of my face was swollen, I cried and said if I walked in front and you walked behind, how could I see? The girl apologized hurriedly and asked me how I guessed so accurately. I said that when you lowered your head to cover your skirt, you saw the hood. The cover is pink, so I thought it should be a set. . Pa, the right side of my face is also swollen. . .

Sea Navigator