Funny witticisms that hurt girlfriends, witticisms that hurt each other between girlfriends.

1. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come to you involuntarily.

3. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

5, the real force, dare to face his face without thickness.

6. Her sword is cold, her knife is cold, her heart is cold, her blood is cold ... This girl is frozen!

7. I heard that your company has been doing well recently. When will it go bankrupt?

8. Stop pretending, I'm going to stab you with a stick.

9. Sister, don't die. Hold on. There are bigger difficulties waiting for you. Who will bear the difficulties when you die?

10, "There is good news and bad news, which do you listen to?" What is the bad news? "We are lost and don't know this place. It is estimated that we can only live by eating cow dung in the future." "What's the good news?" "There is a lot of cow dung."