Any jokes?

One day, Xiao Mingcan did nothing in the exam. So I handed in a blank sheet of paper. A day later, the results came down. Xiao Ming actually got 15. Xiao Ming was puzzled and asked the teacher, "Teacher, how can you give me 15 points for the blank paper I handed in?" The teacher replied, "This is the neatness of the paper ~"

Another day of exams. The teacher found a note under Xiaoming's desk. The teacher asked, "Xiao Ming, is this note yours?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, this is not mine." The teacher added, "Never mind, even if it's yours, I won't scold you." Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, this is really not mine!" " "Then he said," Here's mine! " "So Xiao Ming took out his little note. . . .

One day, a naked woman went to take a taxi. The driver saw it, head to toe, head to toe. After reading it several times, the woman said, "What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful woman! " The driver said, "No, I want to see where you got the money!" " "

Once upon a time, there was a foreigner. He is "iron" and "steel". One day, he went out shopping and came back to find that he didn't have his key. He shouted to the upstairs: "I know madam, Ni's steel door can't be opened!" " ""hey! " "Steel door, can't open!" "hey! "

Do you know the most interesting thing? Because. . . "Steel door" and "anus" are homophonic. . . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "I'm puzzled. What should we feed? "said the foreigner. . . . . .

Once upon a time, there was a woman who married the Zheng family. The groom's name is Zheng, Ding. One day, this woman couldn't find a man. I saw my grandfather. Grandpa is washing his face. Daughter-in-law asked, "Grandpa, are you happy?" My father-in-law is helpless. Continue to wash your face. The daughter-in-law is impatient. He asked again, "Grandpa, where is Zheng Xiding?" My father-in-law was furious: "Wash your face!"

I don't think I need to say it, but I know the joke, right? Ha ha!

I hope I can help you. Thank you.