Funny and humorous sentences

1, "As soon as the girl got on the train, she saw a man sitting in her seat. She checked her ticket and said politely, "Sir, you are in the wrong seat." The man took out his ticket and shouted, look carefully, this is my seat. The girl looked at his ticket carefully and stood beside him silently. After a while, the train started and slowly left the platform. The girl lowered her head and said to the man easily, Sir, you didn't take the wrong bus.

2. "But hold the sad sign tightly and touch the disappointment that has not landed; At dusk, night shift and tiptoe walking are all empty, without any tenderness. "

3. "There are flowers in the mountains and waves in the sea. How can a sincere friend forget that he wants to see you every day, that is, it is time not to send a message to prove that he is thinking of you?"

4. "Meeting you is fate; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I love you like a continuous serenade! The serenade is full of words of blessing. "

5. "I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao ".

6. "If it's a good relationship, I hope you call me a baboon. If it's a normal relationship, I hope you can call me fairy. If you need me, I hope you can call me a fairy. If you borrow money from me, I hope you know it's no use calling me. "