Family sketch about China New Year.

"Sending new year's goods" is different, which reflects the relationship between family members. Upload date: March 2007-14 Upload: Anonymous popularity: 1408 Time: before the Spring Festival.

Location: In a residential building in an urban area of southern Liaoning.

Character: Husband, single male, 36 years old.

Wife-female 34 years old

Son Xiao Liang-male 10 years old.

[The curtain rises: the fifth person is in the music (monologue)]

Old Five:' Today, on the 27th of the twelfth lunar month, I received a task to give my parents a New Year present. The wife said that she gave her mother-in-law a red envelope.

The green bag is for her mother-in-law. He pointed to the green bag on the table and said,' This is not all I have.

I turned it upside down. I gave the red one to my mother, but not the green one. Hey! Whatever it is, it's the same.

Red and green, send it quickly! As he spoke, he reached for his bag-suddenly the quartz clock rang with the crow of a rooster.

After calling for eleven times, the man looked up and said,' Ouch! It's already 1 1, so I have to cook quickly, my wife said.

I am an idiot. Then I took my hand back and muttered,' Send it this afternoon. Then I put on my apron.

After pressing the tape recorder, I went to the kitchen to cook. The tape recorder came out:' Husband, husband, you have worked so hard for

In order to support your family, you are very busy, and all the work outside and at home has been finished. Throw away the pole and pick up the hoe. Work hard.

Two ounces of white wine is enough. My husband is like a tree. I am very happy to have you at home. '

Wife: A middle-aged woman shouted, "Husband!" She saw the green bag on the table and asked, "What year?"

Didn't the goods go to grandma Liang Xiao's? '

Old Five: "Yes, but Grandma Liang Xiao didn't. I will deliver it at noon in the afternoon.

Wife:' Why did you give my mother the green bag?'

Old Five:' Yes, I let Sun Xiao go to the countryside in the morning by the company's car. When I was in a hurry, I made a mistake.'

Wife:' What bachelor? How dare you change a civet cat into a prince! "Then she grabbed her husband's ear."

Old Five:' Hey! Hey! Wife, be careful with the kitchen knife-'wife' didn't let go until she heard the word' be careful with the kitchen knife'. Then she got angry.

Said angrily,' Look at your virtue, typical menopause.'

Wife:' You said I was menopausal? "You-"the wife said unreasonably, "You loser, did you see it?"

The husband asked his wife not to be a full-time wife, but to go to BMW Cheval, to be red and spicy.

Muduancai, look at me again. I go to work at nine o'clock every morning, so that you can't tell red from green when you contract.

I can't live with yelling at you. '

Old Five:' You just leave, wow, you just leave. "You go!"

Wife:' How dare you hit me? You hit, you hit, hit me here,' she raised her face and let her husband hit.

Old Five:' Go if you dare! Will you marry me? Hum! I'm still depressed. What am I from the day I married you?

It's Xiao er! Washing clothes and cooking from morning till night, changing diapers for my son in the middle of the night. I cry when you cry, but you are happy.

Let me open my mouth. I'll follow you when you go to the building, and I'll carry you when you buy things. Your mother is in the hospital and has a urinal.

I turned on the tap and swallowed it. Today, I also spoke. It's worth giving you the wrong bag.

Tiger. '

Wife: At this moment, the phone rang, and the wife picked up the phone and said,' Hello'

Xiao Liang: Voice on the phone: "Mom, where is Dad?"

Wife: The wife picked up the phone and said,' My son wants to see you.'

Laowu: My husband said,' I have no son.'

Wife: The wife answered the phone helplessly and said,' Son, your father is busy. "What's the matter?"

Xiao Liang: The son's voice on the phone said, "Is the meal not ready yet?" ? I'm not ready. I'm going out to eat.

Wife:' son, when you come back, the food outside is unsanitary, and it will hurt your stomach.'

Xiao Liang: "I see."

Wife: Put down the phone:' Do you want to cook?'

Old Five:' Don't look for me!' Say that finish, I leaned forward.

Wife:' Why are you poor if you don't do it?' Then he went to the kitchen and picked up a kitchen knife and cut it twice, and then he went to the kitchen.

Say to yourself,' Hey, housework is also very tiring.'

Xiao Liang:' At this moment, my son came in carrying a schoolbag:' Dad, I'm hungry! After that, I looked at my father unhappily and turned straight.

Running to the green bag on the table, he asked, "Dad, who bought it?"

Laowu:' Your mother bought it.'

Xiao Liang: My son took a bite and cried, "The junk bread is broken!" Open your mouth and spit it out.

Old Five:' Stop throwing up and eat quickly. Your grandmother can eat. "Why can't you eat?"

Wife: the wife rushed to protect her son:' spit it out quickly, and don't eat it if it is broken.'

Old Five:' How can it be broken when you just bought it?'

Xiao Liang: "Dad, this is junk bread, not a hamburger. Mom never lets me eat.

Wife:' Be angry with me, don't be blind with your son.'

Old five:' I'm afraid your mother will share this kind of thing?'

Wife:' This child doesn't eat hamburgers!'

Old Five:' Why not buy hamburgers?' My husband said that he angrily went to the table, opened the green bag and said, "I."

It's interesting to see what you bought for the old lady today. Say that finish holding a loaf of bread, looking at one.

A girder bone, and then pointed to the pig bone' did you buy this?'

Wife:' Old people drink bone soup to supplement iron.'

Old Five:' Don't put turtles there.'

Wife: Xiao Liang opened his mouth to spit out bread, and his father slapped him in the face. As a result, he was caught by his witty wife.

Pull aside. You might as well hit me. "

Xiao Liang: "Dad, why did you hit me?" ? Didn't you say that you like me best?

Laowu:' Dad likes your children, but he doesn't like your gender. If you are a daughter, dad will do it today.

I won't hit you. '

Xiao Liang: "Why? "Dad,"

Old Five:' Look at the junk bread your mother bought for your grandmother that you don't even like, and the hard bread.

If I am old, your daughter-in-law will invite you and your mother for such a thing.

Mom shared it. '

Wife:' Bullshit!' My wife scolded me easily.

Xiao Liang: "Mom says that old people eat bones with nutrition."

Old Five: The husband said to his wife,' Don't lose your temper. Does your mother have these things? No wonder it's green and red.

You don't want to. '

Wife:' You-'is speechless.

Old Five:' Don't you think this is too much?'

Xiao Liang: "Not too much. Mom bought a lot of things for grandma."

Wife:' I-'

Old Five:' Have you bought anything for the old lady? The old lady sees her daughter-in-law all the year round.

Really? '

Xiao Liang: "Why don't I buy it?" ? Every week, my mother goes to grandma's house to send her something.

Wife:' Go away.' She pushed her son and said.

Old Five:' Do you know what the old lady did to you?'

Wife:' How does she treat me?'

Laowu:' Usually, the elder sister buys a dress for the old lady, and the old lady tells her neighbors by the corner of the dress that this is the city.

My daughter-in-law bought it. Third sister bought a pair of shoes, which is also said to be from her daughter-in-law. New Year's Eve.

Ming is at the third sister's house, but he asks his neighbors to spend the New Year at his son's house! '

Wife: "Grandma Liang Xiao has been lying all her life. Who doesn't know? "

Old Five:' Is the old lady lying? She doesn't see her daughter-in-law all the year round because she is afraid of jokes from her neighbors.

The shame on your face, so I put gold on your face. '

Wife:' Hum, the old lady in the countryside is still so sensible, who believes it?'

Old Five:' Do you think rural people are stupid? "Do you know why Yang Bailao won't let him go to college?"

Xiao Liang: "Why?"

Old Five:' Because I was unfilial in college, Yang Bailao's mother asked him to pick up cow dung.'

Wife: "Oh, I don't see it. You are very attractive."

Old Five:' At least there is a shadow.'

Wife:' If Mrs. Yang's idea is popularized all over the country, then Hongda is Sister Furong, then

How nice! '

Xiao Liang: Xiao Liang asked anxiously,' Mom, the university is full of Sister Furong. What should I do?'

Old Five:' When you grow up, you can buy bones for your mother, and your father can also pay for your college education.'

Wife:' Oh, it's all my fault for a long time. "Didn't she come to live?"

Laowu:' Come on, she has three meals a day, and you call her a big belly. In your eyes, it is best for your mother-in-law not to eat.

rice. '

Wife:' Who won't let her eat?'

Old Five:' Can she eat? You said that she drank half a liter of milk like water at a meal, and the old lady just drank the enemy.

The enemy can open his mouth even if he is afraid. '

Xiao Liang: "Dad, that's fake medicine."

Wife:' I'm joking with you.'

Old Five:' Joke is the art of truth. Do you think an old lady will live forever?

Wife:' Who told him to leave?'

Bachelor:' Can she stay? When you gave birth, your mother came to see Liang Xiao, watching the children laugh, and my mother came to see Liang Xiao.

Walking and hugging on the ground, your mother eats eggs and my mother stands and watches while making eggs. Your mother is proud of you, and I

Mom saw you submit to humiliation, and you said you were a woman, too, just because you gave birth to children of different sexes.

What is the difference? '

No, she is afraid that her son will suffer because of her foul. I told you before I got married that my mother was a widow.

I have worked to support five children, four sisters have been studying for 16 years, and I am alone.

I have studied for sixteen years. My elder sister worked for this family in the production team at the age of fourteen, and my second sister went home to see her mother.

Being crushed to death by a wheel, my mother sent me to college to worship my ancestors. I didn't expect that.

When I am old, I have no home to go back to. As an educated son, I am very confused. '

Xiao Liang: "Dad, you have gone to college. Who dares to say that you are not smart?'

Wife:' Who made her cheap.'

Laowu:' You are an asshole in front of your daughter-in-law when you become a mother-in-law!'

Wife:' Why doesn't my mother do that!'

Laowu:' Your mother has no son!'

Wife:' I-'

Old Five:' Don't be complacent, I warn you, at this rate, you will only have a son and a promoted woman.

On the day you ascend to the throne, you will also enjoy your daughter-in-law disinfecting and testing you with her eyes. No?

You have a daughter and you don't even have a happy post. '

Xiao Liang:' I don't need to test my wife, I can test it when I grow up!' At this moment, the phone rang, and Xiao Liang picked it up and said,' Hey, look for it.

Who is it? '

Grandma: The voice on the phone is Xiao Liang. Put your father on the phone.

Xiao Liang: "Dad, grandma called-"

Old five: Pick up the phone and say,' Mom, you wanted to see me?'

Grandma:' Are you a bachelor? Why do you bring so many things to your mother? Your sister's family kills pigs and eats meat. Let's go

When I come back, I'll take my elbow off and leave it for you to eat. What other Tang costumes are there? I am also a dying old lady.

What are you wearing, Tang suit shoes? You don't even know what mom's feet look like.

There are two money spent blindly, I don't know the weight. I coughed as I spoke, and then I said,' What I said.

You, did you hear that? '

Old Five:' Listen.'

Grandma:' Bachelor, mom wants to discuss something with you. Mom has been like a son and a girl all her life.

I have a physical surname. Mom doesn't want to be another one. She just wants to have fun during the New Year and holidays in China. You, talk to me.

Daughter-in-law, bring Xiao Liang back for the Spring Festival, give your father a incense and kowtow to your family.

Let's have a reunion year and let the neighbors know that Lao Wang's family still has us. '

Old Five:' Mom, there is no need to discuss it. If you don't call, Xiao Liang and I will go back. "

Xiao Liang: "Dad, shall we take this bone to grandma?"

Old Five:' Go, go, go, stay away. Dad pushes Xiao Liang with his hand.'

Grandma:' Are you coming back?'

Old Five:' Be sure to come back.'

Grandma:' Good! All right! All right! I put down the phone.

Old Five:' Let it be.'

Xiao Liang: "Dad, do you still take this bone to grandma?"

Bachelor:' No! "Throw it all away," Lao Wu said. He picked up the green bag and walked out, but Xiao Liang quickly stopped it.

Xiao Liang:' Dad, don't throw it away. Keep it as a souvenir for my mother when my daughter-in-law is old. "

Wife: When my wife saw this scene, she was extremely embarrassed and said apologetically,' Husband, I'm sorry, I was wrong and shouldn't be right.

Mom is not good. Let's not fight anymore. Be good to your mother and let her live a happy old age.

Let the neighbors see that she has a filial daughter-in-law and a happy home, ok.

Really? Say that finish, open your arms and hug your husband. At this moment, from afar,' Go home often, go home.

Look at that song that fills the room and warms everyone's heart.

Xiao Liang: Xiao Liang standing by said, "Dad, stop making out." . "When are we going to see grandma?"

Wife: "Xiao Liang, we will go after dinner and take grandma home for the New Year."

the end