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A Brief Introduction of Emperor Sima Yao who died miserably because of a joke.

Sima Yao, the filial emperor of Jin Dynasty, was born by Li Lingrong, the third son of Jin Dynasty, and was the ninth emperor of Eastern Jin Dynasty from 372 to 396. He is the father of Emperor Jin 'an and Emperor Gong Jin. In 383, Jin Jun defeated the millions of troops of the former Qin Dynasty in Shouyang and Feishui.

Introduction: Emperor Xiaowu of Jin was named King Huiji at the age of four, and was named Prince in 372. In the same year, Jian Wendi of the State of Jin died and he succeeded to the throne. He was only 1 1 years old at that time. The year number of the second year is Corning. At first, the Queen Mother was the Regent. /kloc-started to lead the government at the age of 0/4, and changed the year number to Taiyuan. At that time, he reformed the method of collecting taxes, giving up the method of collecting taxes according to the number of fields, and changed it to three meters per person below the vassal, and those who served did not pay taxes. In addition, he also tried to strengthen the power and position of the emperor during his reign. 383 years ago, the State of Qin attacked the State of Jin in an attempt to destroy it, and the Jin army won a great victory in the battle of Feishui. During the reign of Emperor Xiaowu of Jin Dynasty, due to the tax reform and Xie An's ruling, it was called the revival in the late Eastern Jin Dynasty. However, after Xie An's death, Sima Daozi became a country, and Jin Xiaodi was addicted to alcohol. The Book of Jin said that he didn't wake up for many days, and he was indecisive, which led to the political situation in the Eastern Jin Dynasty falling into chaos again.

Emperor Xiaowu of Jin joked with his favorite Zhang Guiren at that time: You are almost thirty years old, and you should be abandoned according to your age, which led Zhang Guiren to kill him in a rage that night. He was buried in Longpingling, Nanjing City, Jiangsu Province.

Sima Yao, the filial piety emperor, was a successful emperor in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. It was during his administration that he created the Battle of Surabaya, which was a miracle in military history exposed by Financial Mirror. And he himself, after the foreign enemy was lifted, lived happily all day, and the game was born.

Sima Yao is a hedonist. He has two hobbies in life, one is drinking and the other is joking.

He is a heavy drinker and drinks too much, and his jokes are often jaw-dropping. One day, Sima Yao got up in the morning and felt particularly cool, so he booked a banquet at Yanshoutang at noon. Sima Yao was happy. He drank a little too much wine and lost control of his tongue, but this did not delay his interest. He stood up, raised his glass and said, Dear Qing, tell me, what is my ability to govern the country? For this kind of problem, some sycophants in the princes usually don't know how many times they have reviewed it. When they saw the opportunity, they were overjoyed and rushed to answer: My master can rule the country higher than Mount Tai and surpass the Five Mountains.

Sima Yao was very useful, but it seemed that he was not satisfied, so he smiled and inspired: Can I compare with any ancient emperor? Because the wine bumped up, there were many excellent emperors in ancient times, and I didn't know who was more suitable for the emperor's appetite, so no one answered immediately, and the lively banquet was somewhat cold. Fortunately, Qingzhou secretariat was smart, took aim at the opportunity, stood up from his seat like a spring, and loudly replied: Your majesty's martial arts are superior, unprecedented and unprecedented. Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu is only worthy to be your apprentice, and Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang can only look at your brain spoon and sigh.

Hearing this, Sima Yao beamed and immediately announced that he would give Qingzhou a thousand acres of fertile land and a thousand silks and brocade. Hearing this, the ministers were all surprised. Who would have thought that a flattering word would get so much in return? Ministers lamented that their mouths were too slow to keep up in time, which delayed a lot of income.

Qingzhou secretariat listened to the words of the emperor, but also dumbfounded. He never dreamed that the emperor was so generous. He quickly knelt down and kowtowed like garlic: thank you, thank you! Unexpectedly, Sima Yao laughed when he saw this: Ai Qing, you're welcome. I was joking just now. Although I drank too much, my heart was as clear as a mirror. Today, ministers gathered together, and Ai Qing praised me with lies, so I returned Ai Qing with lies. It's called reciprocity. Ai Qing and I had a good time.

"Sima Yao said, immediately burst into laughter in the class, Qingzhou secretariat station is not, sit not, in distress situation. Sima Yao is often satisfied with his creativity in joking on different occasions, but he doesn't know that his fate tragedy has quietly come in his jokes.

On September 30th, 396, Sima Yao was drinking with his favorite Zhang Guiren in the Summer Palace, and asked Zhang Guiren to accompany him. Zhang Guiren, a heavy drinker, declined politely. Sima Yao said jokingly with a sullen face: If you dare to disobey orders and refuse to drink with you today, I will condemn you! Zhang Guiren was angry for a moment, got up and retorted, I just don't drink. I see what your majesty sentenced me to! Sima Yao got up and sneered: You were made a noble because of your beauty. Now you are nearly 30 years old, and your beauty is not as good as before. You have occupied a noble position for nothing. Tomorrow I will abolish you and choose a new one. Speaking of which, he vomited and sprayed Zhang Guiren all over his head. Later, Zhang Guiren hurriedly helped Sima Yao into the bedroom and put him to bed.

What Sima Yao said was just a joke, but it was a bolt from the blue for Zhang Guiren. Thinking that his appearance will decline, Sima Yao has refused. At that time, he was angry and hated, and killed his heart at once. After washing her face and changing her clothes, she recruited a confidant maid-in-waiting and sneaked into the bedroom. When she saw that Sima Yao was asleep, she covered his face with a quilt and pressed heavy objects on him. Sima Yao struggled and was finally suffocated alive.

You are the supreme person in the world, and you can also be called a young and promising person. However, you were killed for a joke. You were only 35 when you died. Sima Yao's tragedy can't help sighing.