Ten classic jokes

Finally, I visited a museum. I was in a hurry and ran to the men's room. When I got there, I slammed the compartment and unbuttoned my pants, so it was convenient to get ready.

Suddenly, in the small room next door, a man asked, "Hey, buddy, how are you?"

I usually don't talk to other men in the men's room, but I don't know why that day, so I casually replied, "Nothing."

Just as I was absorbed in what I should do, the next door said, "What do you want to do later?"

I think this guy is too friendly. How can he make friends with others in the toilet? Maybe he's lonely? So, although I was reluctant, I answered him: "I will go home after watching the exhibition."

"Can you come to see me later?"

Now, I fully understand who I met: either a perverted homosexual or a psychopath. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I gave him a stern reply: "Boring! Please leave me alone. "

The people next door didn't say anything. I finally breathed a sigh of relief. We must take such a mental illness seriously. Suddenly, another voice came from next door: "Sorry, buddy, I'll hang up first and call you later." . There is a pervert next door to me. He is always there to answer my questions ... "