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The difference between abdominal blackness and heart blackness
This man's belly is black!
Congratulations, you have a black belly.
(About the origin of abdominal blackness. )
Abdominal black comes from "abdominal black", which means "bad heart" in Japanese.
In fact, the prototype of belly black can be seen everywhere. You see in the street, those wretched uncles who laugh wildly and cling to others' little LOLI are the most basic forms of abdominal blackness. In addition, many BOSS in juvenile comics are upgraded versions of the so-called belly black, with gentle and kind images. But these things have never sold any good results. There are no followers, because they don't bring out the charm of belly black. With the changes of the times, a group of new human beings began to step onto the stage. With their beautiful appearance, eloquence that can tie a knot with their tongues, and smiling faces like flowers, they helped grandma cross the road from time to time, which covered up the dark scene and revealed it in front of people bit by bit until everyone fell at his feet without knowing that this person was a black belly.
(About the role of black belly. )
Fuji Syusuke's abdomen is well known (I mean people who know it. Black line ||). He covered up the ghostly clothes inside with a smile that he could never open. Occasionally, it is estimated that even elephants will be scared to death. His gentle appearance is often misunderstood as a caring, kind and lovely brother, but sometimes (only sometimes) it is terrible. However, this man is a good brother. Stare you to death with horrible eyes. When he wants revenge, he can do things that no one can think of. Even, "it seems interesting" (laughs), he can still smile and watch other people's faces begin to distort without changing color. Shi Bu Yin, whose eyes are almost the same, has a higher degree of inner evil. The man made no secret of his dark psychology. At the same time, it gives people a fancy smile and a ghost mentality. He takes pleasure in watching other people's faces change circularly, and sexually harasses everyone's normal life with a black belly. Okita Souji is also the kind of person who cultivates with a smile, but he is much more rational. ...
People with black bellies began to besiege the earth ... until they penetrated into normal life.
Big surprise, shock! The male publicist who has served you for so long is a black belly! He uses his usual service attitude, but in a few words, you can spend a lot of money to buy something you don't even know. In the real society, the black people who put their own profits first are running amok. What they want can be money, feelings or something to protect themselves, as long as they use gorgeous smiles and lips. Our Feng Jun, as a person with glasses, at this moment, I will show my skill. God knows how the profit of the HOST department was earned by him. The next thing to shock everyone is our gentle princess. The man who smiles without affectation is instilling in us other princesses by laughing at the moment, and he doesn't forget to describe those uncles in a vicious tone when he speaks. The biggest embodiment is that he took advantage of people's danger to "let your sister die" and ate Xiao Heng dry and was treated as a savior. This is a very powerful idea ... As a result of the spread of belly black, there will be belly black characters in harem films. Among the cold-faced men, talented men, gentle men, cute men and energetic men, a new member has joined us. Our teak gentleman is showing his elegance with a gorgeous smile and glancing at the female pig! ! ! ! -I mean, Huo Yuanjun. ...
About the image and character of black belly.
A man with glasses is the most basic image of black belly. When the glasses suddenly flashed, the black-bellied man pushed his eyes, and then spit out a word, killing everyone present-such a classic scene is definitely a classic that he can't get tired of watching. In addition, there is a beautiful woman with a black belly, who takes a seductive route and throws a wink at a group of people casually ... (Of course, he won't throw it casually.
Abdominal black personality 0 1: heartless.
Since you are willing to sacrifice the consistent image of orthodox BOSS dragging+facial paralysis, you must never lose to others in your heart. The rude feeling of a black belly can never be measured by a ruler. You can slap the person who just shed tears (although it is fake ...) without hesitation, not to mention an insignificant person ... of course, there are some people with black bellies who don't want to drag the innocent down. It depends on the individual's creation of ORZ.
Abdominal black personality 02: calm and calm.
IQ 180UP brain is the first necessary quality of a black belly. Therefore, the most taboo is neurotic barking, that is, the enemy comes to you with a gun, and he will desperately try to fight back, or take off his pants before he dies and see through life and death. No matter when, a man with a black belly will not have the slightest timidity and panic-even if his wife hangs herself.
Abdominal black role 03: maximum utilization
Using everything that can be used is the motto of black-bellied man, and getting the most benefit with the least effort (this seems to be what ORZ, an adult pupil, said). In a word, losing money has nothing to do with black-bellied men. I would rather lose me than anyone else in the world. You must understand this loss as losing money ... = =ORZ.
(About the attack and attack of belly black. )
The abdomen is black.
The classic pairing of black belly attack and idiot has killed more than N rotten women, and the myth of big pupils and high ambition has attracted countless rotten women. It's crazy to watch primary school students play tall and then lie in bed by bad means. Finally, at the sweet end, everyone was moved by the big pupil, and you can get a straight man without confession, hint and any effort. ..
Besides idiots, there are other partners, and Yuan Qi is also a good choice. Of course, if you want to pair up with a darker woman ... = = For example, the pairing of Yue L is torture. It is estimated that both of them will talk for a lifetime.
As for the combination of "belly queen" and "belly queen", it is also very popular. The reason why it is put in double quotation marks is that the belly queen is fake, and the self-righteous belly queen is actually completely eaten by herself. (See another combination in China because the belly queen is too strong, so only a black belly can subdue him.
Abdominal black receptor
This is the perfect object. Most ambitions are generally counter-attacks, and black bellies are the most efficient. Whether the United States attacks the prince, ordinary attacks and honest attacks. They will definitely go through a terrible process of being pushed down. No one can imagine that this boy, who is usually cute and smiles pure and clean, suddenly used n means to make himself soft in bed one day. Don't worry about the fate of suffering, they will be perfect. ..
When a black attack meets a black attack
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