A joke about shaking hands

Hold the boss's hand and bow not to let go; Holding the hand of the discipline inspection, the whole body trembled; Hold the financial hand and pull it up to go to the restaurant; Holding my wife's hand, I feel nothing at all; Holding your lover's hand is like going back to 1899.

A: I heard that a buddy shook hands with a woman and she got pregnant.

Is it possible?

A: This guy doesn't like to wash his hands, and neither do women ~

After Wang Wen was transferred from the village to the county, he accompanied his boss back to his original work unit for inspection. The directors shook hands with the staff sent by the county. When it was Wang Wen's turn, the director retracted his hand and said in a strange way, "You are a red man now, you are very red. I'm afraid I'll get burned holding your hand. " Wang Wen said, "You are afraid of you damn fool. Didn't you get hurt on the line of fire? "