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The scandal that Xue Pan and Dai Yu circulated on the Internet because of blind medication.
How did Xue Pan spend a lot of money to write a prescription for Daiyu for two or three years? This is a joke.
Different people have different views on the interpretation of classics. One hundred readers can have one hundred Hamlets, but you can't put Don Quixote on Hamlet. This irrelevant pulling is a great disrespect for the original work.
How did the story about Xue Pan's prescription in the original work of A Dream of Red Mansions come from? This has to start with Baoyu.
It is said that in the 27th episode of A Dream of Red Mansions, Daiyu went to Baoyu, and Qingwen lost her temper and refused to let Daiyu in. Of course, there are still some misunderstandings.
Daiyu was so sad that she buried flowers the next day and recited the famous "mourning words".
Baoyu fell down on the hillside and wept bitterly when he heard these two words: "Today, those who bury flowers laugh, then those who bury flowers will know who they are" and "If you don't mourn for me, people will die".
Baoyu looked for Daiyu, but Daiyu avoided it. Of course, the misunderstanding between the last two people vanished, and the mood suddenly became clear.
Bao Dai, who is in a good mood, went to eat. Mrs. Wang asked Dr. Bao Daiyu about the prescription and wanted to recommend it to Dai Yu.
But Mrs. Wang forgot the name of the medicine for a moment and said something wrong. Baoyu teased his mother because he had just made up with Daiyu and was in a good mood.
What a vivid dialogue! Mrs. Wang no longer keeps a straight face. She also said some dirty words and called her son names. Baoyu is clever in front of his mother, and he doesn't forget to tease her to eat fast food and recite Buddha. Very cute. Baochai is very careful. She can always figure out the meaning of others accurately and tell the name of the medicine directly.
In the novel, Mrs. Wang asked someone to buy this medicine for Daiyu. Baoyu continued the topic just now, saying that these drugs didn't work. He gave him three hundred and sixty-two taels of silver, and he gave his sister Alin pills to make sure she didn't finish it.
Baoyu said happily, following the topic just now, he said that this medicine needs the placenta of the first child (that is, placenta), ginseng leaves, turtle shell Polygonum Multiflori Radix, Millennium pine root, Poria gall and so on, and said that Xue Pan had asked him for this prescription.
The original text is also very vivid:
Finally, Wang Xifeng came out to help Baoyu, saying that Xue Pan did find pearls to wear on his head in order to make medicine.
Many people have different interpretations of this plot. When Jiang Xun commented on A Dream of Red Mansions, he thought that Baoyu was telling the truth, and there really was such a blind remedy.
However, Hao Feng thinks that Baoyu made up the medicine and Wang Xifeng lied for him. The reason for this is the following:
Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng are both masters of improvising stories.
In the chapter "Lin Daiyu enters Jia Fu", when Bao Dai just came back, Baoyu casually made up a joke like "a famous stone in the west can substitute thrush ink", which was also said in the general examination of ancient and modern figures.
Only that lie was directly exposed by Tanchun, and this time, Baochai and Daiyu denied it in their own way because they didn't say much in front of Mrs. Wang. Only Wang Xifeng was too serious to watch the fun, so she followed Baoyu's advice and did it later.
Don't forget, although Wang Xifeng doesn't know a few words, she is also a master at joking. She can tell jokes off the cuff to amuse Jia Jia. You can also coax Gary to death in a few words; You can also find a reason to refuse Mrs. Xing's job to help her father-in-law ... At this time, it is easy to make up a lie that Xue Pan asked her for pearls.
So both Baoyu and Xifeng have the ability to make do with it. Besides, we get together to chat, have fun, two people, echo each other, and what we say is likely to make everyone happy.
Judging from the reaction of others, this medicine is also out of thin air.
First, Baoyu's mother, Mrs. Wang, directly accused Baoyu of lying, and then Baochai also said that she had never heard of it. We know Baochai is a clever woman. If Xue Pan really took such medicine blindly, she has no reason not to know and no reason not to tell Mrs. Wang.
Later, Daiyu was ashamed of Baoyu. After the two made up, Daiyu drew a shy Baoyu on her face with her fingers, and her little daughter was in full swing. Based on Daiyu's understanding of Baoyu, she knew that he was about to wave again.
(3) If there is such a blind medicine, why did Lin Daiyu die?
Baoyu said that his medicine, Daiyu, would be fine if she didn't finish her illness. If he hadn't lied, he would have found his sister Lin because of Baoyu's infatuation with Daiyu. Besides, it's only three hundred and sixty-two pieces of silver, which is also small money for the Jia family.
To sum up, this medicine must have been invented by Baoyu, so it is nonsense for Xue Pan to look for medicine for several years, and it is even more nonsense to say that Xue Pan is looking for Daiyu's medicine.
We know that in the first eighty chapters of A Dream of Red Mansions, there was little intersection between Xue Pan and Dai Yu. One thing that is widely circulated is that when Baoyu was ill, Xue Pan "suddenly caught a glimpse of Lin Daiyu's charm and fell there".
Xue Pan is an appearance association, but he likes everything that looks good. I like Liu Xianglian being beaten half to death by the other side; I like the family's anxiety after Xia Jingui got married.
He just took a look at Lin Daiyu and fell there "crisp". They won't have any intersection any more. Lin Daiyu can't stand his rudeness and he can't stand her elegant temperament.
Rumors stop with wise men, so don't spread rumors about Xue Pan and Dai Yu.
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