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Celebrities who like foot binding.
Foot binding ancient records about foot binding have been recorded in detail before. In the early years of the Republic of China, the Tianzu movement sang high. Since then, girls have stopped foot-binding. It should be that no one praises the beauty of foot-binding. But in fact, there are still people who are obsessed with the interests of small feet. There are some celebrities better than this, and even Kan Kan talks about it or forms a pen and ink, as listed below. Gu Hongming, formerly known as Tang Sheng, was born in the seventh year of Xianfeng in Qing Dynasty (1857) and died in the seventeenth year of the Republic of China (1928). His father, a representative of Penang Chinese, started as a pepper grower. Hong Ming went to an English school when he was ten years old, and then got a master's degree in literature from Edinburgh University, and studied civil engineering at Leipzig University in Germany. He also lived in Paris for some time, so he is proficient in English, German, French and Greek. After returning to China, Gu Hongming re-studied China literature and translated The Analects of Confucius and The Doctrine of the Mean into English, which made him famous at home and abroad. During Zhang Zhidong's Westernization, Gu Hongming often wrote letters and sent them to Zilin West Newspaper in Shanghai and The Times in London, and since then, his reputation has grown bigger and bigger. Guangxu thirty-three years (1908), served as a clerk in the foreign affairs department. After the founding of the Republic of China, Gu Hongming became a professor in Peking University. Zuo Shunsheng once commented on him: After entering the Republic of China, Gu was notoriously stubborn and conservative. Although conservatism is also one of the virtues of human beings, it is not an exaggeration to use his feet, braids and concubines to be conservative ... Gu Hongming's words are often grotesque and interesting. He praised China's concubinage system and strongly advocated the beauty of foot binding. Therefore, he was constantly interviewed by Chinese and foreign journalists and circulated for a while, becoming the object of discussion among people outside the middle school in the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China. I remember an interview published in a foreign newspaper that translated current affairs in Beijing in the early days. I once cut out this manuscript and kept it. Unfortunately, I can't find it again and again, but I remember it clearly. I believe that people around the age of 60 know the wonderful theory of Gu Hongming, a conservative representative, who boasts four cups in a pot. The outline of this story is as follows: A British newspaper reporter visited Gu Hongming in the Lai Jin Yu Xuan Teahouse in Beijing Central Park (now Zhongshan Park-Editor's Note), and the two sides talked in English. The reporter asked: "China people have a strong trend of concubinage, which is irresistible by the laws of the Qing Dynasty, but in the eyes of westerners, this is an act of playing with women, which has been cited as an anecdote by all countries in the world. I wonder what Mr. Gu's opinion is? " Gu Hongming replied: "As far as the world population is concerned, there were originally more women and fewer men. If there are no concubines, there will be extra women. How can we spend our lives alone? " The way of concubinage can solve the survival problem of leftover women. Gu Hongming said, pointing to the teapot and teacups on the table, "Look, there is only one teapot on the table, but there are four teacups. Teapot It is no problem to pour four cups with one teapot, but there is tea in each cup. This is a physical fact. Why is it strange? " The British reporter burst into laughter and said, "Mr. Gu, your joke is really powerful;" "Ethically speaking, it is a bit far-fetched." Gu Hongming said with a smile: "According to the British, although there was only one emperor in the first century, there was a mistress." How many mistresses does the next emperor XXX have? There is also a certain count who has seven or eight mistresses, which has been passed down for five generations, and no generation has no mistresses. As for ordinary people, there are countless wives and concubines, and one book can find them ... "When he said this, all the names of emperors and earl had their origins, such as a few treasures. The British reporter was dumbfounded. After a while, the British reporter changed the topic and asked, "Is it against human physiology for China women to bind their feet and concentrate on a pair of feet that are less than 100 kg? I heard that men in China like to smell their feet. What do you think of Teacher Gu? "Gu Hongming replied with a smile:" The highest art of the British is tiptoe dance (later ballet), such as dragon and phoenix dance, which is really the highest expression of female beauty. However, you showed it to the public on stage. Our China women's little feet are just for private appreciation, which is different from your country. " Then he said, "As for physical deformities, it's not just in China. 17, 18 century, the British people had the wind of "waist-wrapping", and the waist was wrapped like the waist of a bee with an extremely heavy waist clip, which was as high as one foot. Will this also cause physical deformity, and will the waist viscera degenerate? "British journalists have nothing to answer, and both sides just applaud. A British reporter suddenly thought of a sentence and asked, "Why do China people like to smell their feet? Gu Hongming smiled without thinking and replied, "It's not over yet. Westerners in Judah like to eat stinky cheese. You should smell it before eating it. This is an art of smell, and only people who like to eat rotten cheese understand this art. "Gu Hongming was a figure in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. He appreciates the smelly feet of foot-binding women, and he can forgive him for being influenced by the previous generation. In the seventeenth year of the Republic of China (1928), the Tianzu movement was widely advocated, but it was really puzzling that some scholars still had this hobby. Since the 25th year of the Republic of Yao Lingxi (1936), Tianjin Daily, edited by Tianjin Yao Lingxi, has continuously published articles devoted to foot binding, occupying a full-page supplement. The published words about foot binding used to be all the rage. It was in November of the thirtieth year of the Republic of China (194 1), and two volumes were published in the solo book "Picking Filipinos". Then, at that time, he lived at No.58 Yiqingli, Mumbai Road, British Concession in Tianjin (now Tongguan Road-editor, the following place names are editors). He devoted himself to writing these books and printing them at his own expense. The last book was published in the 31st year of the Republic of China (1942). The price is extremely high, but the market is extremely broad. Seems to have made a lot of money. It can also be seen that northerners' hobbies of foot-binding women were still very extensive at that time. Li Shoumin, a native of Sichuan, is a famous writer of martial arts novels. His father traveled to Suzhou in his early years, so he can also speak Suzhou dialect. His most famous martial arts novel is Biography of the Swordsman of Shushan, which is regarded as a classic by martial arts novelists and sells well all over the country, as far away as Southeast Asia and even the whole world. One of his hobbies is smoking opium, and the other is liking women's feet. He wrote an article "On Lotus", the original text was as follows: Dong Qi was stupid, attached the lotus to the ground and let Pan Fei walk on it, saying that the lotus was born step by step, so a woman's feet were called lotus. Today, people are also called foot-binding lotus, which is beautiful and evil in shape and divided into three categories. There are three kinds of excellent golden lotus: (1) The feet are straight, the bow is narrow, and it is wrapped to three inches. This is called four-illuminated golden lotus. But two feet put on wooden-soled bow shoes, and the footprints on the ground are like lotus petals, so they are called lotus petals. Toes are like water chestnuts, because they are also called Hong Ling. (2) The feet are long and slender and shaped like bamboo, so they are called hairpin golden lotus. (3) The feet are very narrow under the soles of the feet, and the instep is very straight, which looks like a bow, so it is called Jinlian. But the foot is high at the bottom, so it is called Jinlian. The foot pushes the bottom higher, which is called Taibi Jinlian. Medium-sized Trollius chinensis can be divided into five categories: (1) The feet are wrapped around four or five inches, straight, unable to walk hard, and have no edges and corners, so it is called Trollius chinensis. (2) Although the foot is gorgeous, it is not too fat, just like water chestnut and goose head, so it is called the golden lotus of goose head. (3) The feet are bound five inches away, but they are also very straight, and you can play sideways, so it is called Chiba Jinlian. (4) the toes are even and straight, and when walking, the toes are inward, forming a figure of eight, so it is called lotus. (5) The toes are outward, and the toes are outward, forming an outer figure of eight, so it is called the ice lotus. Anything that doesn't belong to the upper-middle category is not worth talking about. Zhang Huijian is as famous as Zhang Henshui and Zhang Youluan. He edited Li Bao in Shanghai and Bao Chao in Nanjing. His writing content is novel and accurate, and he can edit and write. He is a journalist and a writer. After I arrived in Hong Kong, he was still very active in the mainland. In order to shoot Li Shizhen, an "investigation team of Li Shizhen's hometown" was organized, with Zhang Huijian as the leader, and then he set about writing a legendary story of Li Shizhen. He also edited the script for the film "Li Shizhen" starring Zhao Dan. As a Chinese medicine practitioner, I am very concerned about the history of Li Shizhen, so I appreciate the works of my old friends. However, in the early years in the north, Zhang Huijian also had the enthusiasm of loving lotus. He once wrote poems to praise the beauty of women who bound feet, and there was a sentence of "Seeing the still pity". The title of this poem is Fragrant Memories, and it says, "I miss Xu Niang when I am old, and I am charming when I am old. ".Don't have * spring scenery, fragrant red less than pepper. The note reads: "Moon Lotus is an outdated landscape, but it can't be erased at once. If Ping Laowu (a famous prostitute in Ping Jin) sticks to the ground with double bends and is exquisite and fragrant, then I still feel pity. "Gu Jiegang, a historian of modern history, studied A Dream of Red Mansions with Hu Shizhi at first, and later got married to research the most chaotic facts in ancient times. The long article "Huang San Kao" was published in Yanjing Journal (25 years of the Republic of China 1 month [1936]), which caused new writers to respond in succession. Later, he printed many specialized words into a seven-volume "Analysis of Ancient History", which became an authoritative work to research ancient times. He also punctuated Zi Tongzhi Jian to help readers break through some difficulties in reading Zi Tongzhi Jian. Gu Jiegang himself is a modest gentleman, and among the professors in Peking University, he is an exemplary and famous professor. He compiled Wu Ji, including a Suzhou folk song. This song is called "Jin Ping Mei Wrapped Song", which was changed from Gu's name to "Jin Ping Mei Wrapped in the Beauty Room". The first half of the song describes men's worship of feet, and the second half is women's worship of men's smiles. I think their women should be pleasing to themselves. Since men worship them so much, they are willing to wrap up this golden lotus with a golden tongue. The lyrics are in vernacular dialogue, which is very interesting. As the saying goes in the song: The beauty room is wrapped in golden lotus, and then it is full of joy: "Madam, why is your golden lotus so small?" "Wanbi winter bamboo shoots; It's also like the triangle dumplings in Duanyang in May, which are fragrant and sweet. It is also like a bergamot in mid-June, exquisite and sharp. " The beauty blushed at this: "It's so cheap to love flowers and colors. I'll sleep with you at both ends tonight, and the little golden lotus is next to your mouth and asks how sweet you are. " I'll treat you to some broken bamboo shoots, too. "In front of this Suzhou folk song, Gu Jiegang added the words' women please themselves'. In order to please men, women are tortured. From the perspective of the new era, did women at that time really have "masochism"? I must solemnly declare that this article is not a game article. In the next chapter, I will further analyze the actual situation of physical photography, medical observation and physiological and skeletal anatomy of foot binding, which is also the purpose of my textual research on this kind of female torture-foot binding
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