Which of Zhao Benshan's sketches has a line: "It's a game and a dream"

From Zhao Benshan's "Class Reunion", attached: "Class Reunion" script

Fan: Yes, I just want to have a class reunion

What are you doing?

Erya, I’m not talking about you

I’m telling you

You must invite that Wu Degui

to me

Mr. Wu has come out

Goodbye, let’s contact you later

Goodbye

Zhao: Hurry up, I can’t hold you anymore

Fan: Why do you want to do this job for no reason if you don’t have that physique?

Baby, the door is open

Tong: Do you know what time to come back

Fan: I didn’t go shopping

Tong: To hold a class reunion, I have to do it at home and you have to do it outside

Fan: Baby, I don’t want to show it off

Does our family have strength?

Tong: What strength does our family have for you to show?

Fan: Honey, wait for me

Zhao: Didn’t this person forget?

Tong: Who is it?

Fan: Come in quickly

Come in

Zhao: Where to put it Put it here

Is this okay?

The task is completed

Fan: That’s okay

Zhao: I want to know you Live on the sixth floor

I said I wouldn’t even die to help you move

Fan: I know what you mean

That’s all I mean

Thank you very much for your enthusiasm

Serve me

Zhao: No

Fan: OK

Tong: You are quite rich Is that right?

If you have money, you should repay that loan first

Fan: Honey, classmates will be here later

Don’t mention this matter

Come here

Give me some face

Come here, why are you back again

Zhao: Are you having a class reunion?

Fan: It has nothing to do with you to hold a class reunion

It’s not your job

Zhao: Is your name Fan Wei

Fan: You work part-time So awesome

You even know my name

Zhao: You really treat me as a part-time worker

Fan: What do you do?

Zhao: I am your old classmate

Fan: You

Zhao: Give me a place to hide, you

We both pretend to be the same

Fan: No, then who are you

Zhao: You have no impression at all

Fan: No impression

Zhao: You guys Is your family a decentralized household?

Have I done some work for your family?

Fan: I dug a vegetable cellar

Sit down quickly

This is a clue

What's going on? Tell me, these are clues

Zhao: At that time, your family was decentralized

Don't you know how to dig a vegetable cellar

I went

Your mother made me white flour steamed buns

I ate seven in one meal

Later your mother said not to eat them

If you continue to eat that thing and drink water, your stomach will become bloated

Your mother brought the remaining eight to me

Fan: My mother has a kind heart.

Zhao: Let your father go back again

Fan: Can you?

Zhao: Is it not important whether you can or not?

Fan: Ah dig a vegetable cellar

Is Liu Wenge right?

Zhao: You can pull him down

Liu Wenge is our life committee member

I made a mistake in life and went in

Fan: Then you are Man Yangtze River?

Zhao: If the Yangtze River is full, why should the Yangtze River be flooded?

Why don’t we, our class, just talk?

There is no chance of future success

Going to work as a commune broadcaster

Fan: (Learn to stutter and open your mouth)

) Just become a broadcaster?

Zhao: His brother-in-law is in charge of affairs in the village

Fan: Are you Ma Chi?

Zhao: Pull it down, you can’t remember

I remind you

Didn’t we always bring food when we were kids?

I always did A big pancake

Two pickles and pickles

Give me a nickname when you’re done

Call me Lao Dada

Fan: Oh, Lao Dada

Zhao: Remember it?

Fan: What’s your last name?

Zhao: Pull it down

You, you are pure To make a lot of money

You have forgotten your old classmates

Fan: No...I

Zhao: Let me recommend someone to you

Wang Erya

Fan: Oh, oh, oh, I know

Zhao: You guys seem to be recharged when you mention Wang Erya

Do you know?

Isn’t she the most beautiful school girl in our class?

Fan: Yes

Zhao: Sit with me

Fan : No, she sits with me

Zhao: Originally, she sat with me

It’s not you and her... then what... give me a piece of eraser

Can you change it for me?

Fan: I have an impression, I have an impression, I have an impression. Erya (hugging Zhao)

Zhao: Hey

Fan: I mean if you don’t mention Erya, I can’t remember it

This was at that time

Tong: Who is this Wang Erya? Why did we chat so happily?

Zhao: No wonder this guy can’t remember

How many years have passed

This child is so old

Tong: No, no

Zhao: Who is it

Fan: Come and let me introduce you

Zhao: No need to introduce

I don’t bring anything here

Fan: What are you doing

Zhao: This is my first time here

Give the child some money

Fan: What are you doing

Zhao: I’ll give it to you

I didn’t give it to you when we first met

Fan: Don’t understand

Zhao: Why are you like this? I’m not giving it to you either

You look down on me and I don’t come here often

Buy a school bag and study hard

Tong: Lao Fan Lao Fan

Fan: Do you know who this is?

Zhao: Who is this?

Fan: Who is this?

This is my wife

Tong: I am his wife

Zhao: Wife

Fan: Lao GeDa

Tong: Lao GeDa you Okay

Zhao: Your surname

Tong: Cai

Zhao: All the food and rice left

What about your situation

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What should I be called

Fan: Call me sister-in-law

Tong: Don’t call me sister

Zhao: Then call me sister-in-law

Tong: Cheng

Hello

Zhao: Oh, you are so beautiful, haha

I told you that you are discerning

Tong: Really

Zhao: When we were classmates

You can say this to the whole class

His family was transferred to a lower-level household

He is handsome and studies well

That is our idol

Tong: Hey, he is still an idol

Zhao: Oh my god, Wang Erya was there at that time The two of them

Why don't he go back to the city

The children are as old as you now

Fan: (clearing throat and interrupting)

Zhao: In the past

These were just thoughts

Don’t you say that?

Who tied up your long hair

Who gave it The wedding dress you made

Who gave you the pencil

Who gave you the eraser

It’s all a story

Tong: Lao Fan me I really didn’t notice that you were pretty cool

Precocious

Fan: Hahaha...childish...childish

Then give it to him

Just go ahead

Tong: Cheng

Take your time and talk about Wang Erya

Zhao: It’s okay, he and Wang Erya

They are the only ones stealing I don’t even know

Fan: (shooting Zhao) Hey, I said...

Zhao: That’s awesome

I didn’t mention Wang Erya less when I wasn’t at home

Are you two still in contact?

Fan: Let me tell you what kind of contact

We just got in touch in the past few days, right?

These two girls have been working under Wu Degui

Being the office director

Zhao: Do ??you know Wu Degui?

Fan: My old classmate has troubled the boss, right?

I want to set up a joint venture with him

Let’s join forces

Tong: Lao Qiaoda

These clothes are mine

Some of them are still naked

The clothes in the city are a bit outdated

Take it to the country

Zhao: This is for me It’s for your sister-in-law

Tong: younger brother and younger sister

Zhao: OK, then I’ll take it. Thank you, sister-in-law, not sister-in-law, sister-in-law sister

Tong: Cheng

Zhao: This child is very good

Fan: Lao Daoda, this hundred yuan should be given to the child

Zhao: What are you doing to help the poor?

Fan: Give it to the child

Zhao: Why don’t you want it if I give it to the child

Fan: How many years has it passed

Zhao: Where are you? Is it possible to return to the year?

Fan: It was 1975

Zhao: It was 1975 and now 1999, twenty-five and six years ago

Fan: I really miss you

Zhao: Why don’t you want me to dream about you all the time?

Fan: Really?

Fan: A game, a dream

Fan: If you smoke, it’s better than mine

Zhao: Smoke this

Fan: It’s better than mine

Zhao: Is this okay?

Fan: You smoke these cigarettes

Zhao: It’s not that I don’t usually smoke

Why don’t you go out? A whole box of cigarettes

Pretend to look good Just kidding

Fan: I have to talk to you, old classmate

Zhao: You said

Fan: Sit down and sit down

You What are you pretending to do?

You said you are here with me. What are you pretending to do?

What strength do you have to pretend to be here?

Zhao: I can’t compare with you.

Fan: Oh my god, you are still comparing yourself to me

Just this house

Do you know how big it is?

Zhao: No idea

Fan: This sofa

Do you know how much it costs

Zhao: I don’t know

Fan: Do you know the brand of tie

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Zhao: Do ??you know about the suspenders?

Zhao: This replaces the waistband

Fan: Why are you still comparing yourself to me?

Tong: Lao Fan is almost too late

Hurry up and pound the garlic for me

Fan: Let him pound the garlic

Tong: I am a guest

Fan: I’m not an outsider, hurry up

Zhao: It’s okay, I’ll do it

Tong: Sorry about this

Zhao: It’s okay

Tong : Thank you

Zhao: Thank you for what

Zhao: You said

Fan: I told you

You go there

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People are just as they should be

You said it’s all about your strength

Do you smoke the same cigarette

I Isn’t it just smoking this cigarette?

Am I pretending?

Zhao: The poorer he gets, the more he pretends

Fan: Why is he poor? In the past, everyone who was poor was poor. Now you are poor and you blame yourself

Why haven’t you contacted me all these years

Zhao: I was too poor to see you in the past

Fan: What about you?

Do you have the nerve to smoke this cigarette?

Do you have the money to buy cigarettes?

Improve the living standards of my wife and children and go to the city more often

I’m free Won’t you get up if I pull you?

Tong: Old pimple

Have you finished smashing the garlic?

Zhao: Finished

Tong: Come and help me choose leeks

Zhao: This thing is easy to choose

Let’s do it, let’s do it

Fan: Look

Just do it, do it, then it will be over

You, you are not serious about anything you do

Look at Wu Degui

He is also our classmate

They are also you farmers

Because of your seriousness and dedication

Now you are a well-known farmer entrepreneur

You said you were just doing nothing

Put a pack of good cigarettes

Give me one of those cigarettes so I can taste it

Zhao: I’ll give it all to you

Fan: I don’t believe how easy it is to smoke this cigarette

Look how busy I am with my business

Hey... hello

Zhao: It’s me, I’m Wu Degui

You have arrived in Hong Kong

Things are done

Hurry up and ask him to transfer the money

Why can’t Hong Kong dollars still work?

Two million dollars

Ask the Hong Kong manager to answer the phone with me

Hello, where are you

I don’t know

I'm telling you that your phone call can't be reached

No problem

Okay, no problem, no problem

Okay, bye

Talk too much It’s hard work

Fan: Mr. Wu, the old man

Tong: The choice is over for the old man

Zhao: The choice is over

Tong: Buy me a bottle of vinegar

Fan: I’m done with you

Tong: Why are you so angry

It makes people buy vinegar

Fan: I am an honored guest

Tong: Why are you an honored guest? Isn’t this the old man

Fan: The old man is Wu Degui

Tong: Wu Degui is the old man

Zhao: I'm going to buy some vinegar

Tong: Mr. Wu

I don't know if Mr. Wu is staying here

I'll go

Fan: Mr. Wu, am I a little too much?

Zhao: Old classmate

Let Lao Dazai say a few words

You say

Why do you only remember the Wu Degui of today

but forget about the old knot in the past

You only know that Wu Degui is a well-known entrepreneur, but he used to sit in front of you.

The purpose of our class reunion

For what purpose

Fan: My company is not running very well now

I want to talk to you Contact me

Let you help me

Zhao: Then you said that between our classmates

are we still talking about social matters

Today, I used you to humbly show that I used him to nod and bow.

We are classmates

The meaning of our class reunion

is that we get back together Our original

That pure and sincere feeling

Fan: I won’t say anything to Mr. Wu

Zhao: You still call me Mr. Wu

Fan: Lao Geda

Tong: Lao Fan

The classmates are all here

They are all downstairs to pick them up

Fan: Pick up Wang Erya quickly

Tong: I can tell you

Be careful when you see Erya

Zhao: Don’t worry, it’s okay

Fan: You still understand me

Zhao: Wang Erya is my wife

I hope you will adopt it